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Sgt. Cooki
@sgtcooki.bsky.social
He/him || Backline FA (Splatoon!) || Pfp by the amazing @bunnyshroomi.bsky.social

https://twitch.tv/sgt_cooki627
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We're not in theoretical "they could come after sfw queer content LATER" territory anymore. It is being used to come after sfw queer content NOW.

Spread this around, send the article to any and every news outlet/content creator you can think of. The alarms need to be sounded

And KEEP CALLING
August 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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🚨 EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS 🚨

I just woke up so nothing to really show everything off in one pic but I just found out that my abusive father is kicking me and my mom out and I want to do my best to help raise the money for a new place

#kofi #adopts #commissions

ko-fi.com/moonlitlepus...
August 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Hi! Had some plans shift, and now I'm looking to either join or form a pickup! Want to practice 1-2x weekly leading up to Riptide to iron out team comps and coordination. Looking to push for top 32 but also have fun while doing so!

Interested? Reach out to @tessaract on Discord
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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hi i'm redoing my FA post cause i'm gonna try being a heavy onetrick for a bit :what:
dm me on discord if interested(same user as this acc) #compsplatoon
July 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One thing I really like about Camo charger is that you can naturally run object shredder for stuff like crab to 2 shot with your main weapon, but also to win the crab battles if you happen to be shooting at each other
June 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Happy Juneteenth! It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

I sell pins, knee braces, compression gloves, artist gloves, binders, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags, compression leggings & more!

Store details below!
June 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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sendou.ink/to/1886/teams

Happy to announce my invitational taking place on Saturday at 1pm est. Had a broadcast planned but due to complications that has been canceled. May try to do something last second but unsure.

14 very strong teams will compete for a $500 prize pool, excited to see who wins!
Break Zach's Bank #10: The Invitational
$500 invitational
sendou.ink
June 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Is anyone else getting ridiculously long queues in series and open lmao
June 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Hey @luti.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know @cupsnakey.bsky.social from @surfnturf.bsky.social threatened to unalive your staff.

As for everyone else: there is a link to my doc about how @ammoknights.bsky.social banned me for asking them investigate Krissy before adding her to staff.
June 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Now finishing up SAC S10 Season, I have a heavy heart to announce this was Insomniac Central's last tournament together. While we have had an amazing journey together, getting through low level and most of midlevel this past year together. We are disbanding amicably

1/
June 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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hey uhm im so sorry but im a competitive splatoon player not the actual grubhub… thats just my game name
June 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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im so sorry but we're a competitive splatoon team not an actual youtube to mp4 conversion service
May 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Maybe ppl aren't leaving the scene because of the lack of updates but bc the absolute dogshit way minorities are treated by certain players and it gets brushed off bc they're good at the game.

Splatoon has 1 of the most queer and racially diverse scenes in gaming. It's no wonder ppl leave for that.
May 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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DAY 45: @heartofnoir.bsky.social from insomniac central!! I’ve had the delight of playing with him a couple times, and he’s a talented blaster flex. watch out for him & IC! #compsplatoon
gonna start a new tradition of naming an up and coming low and midlevel players daily
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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ok i actually want to play the game and get good again, looking for people to play with who are likeminded and grind high level with me :D

if youve played with me before you know what im capable of

if you havent, give me a chance ^-^
April 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
@itsaureus.bsky.social told me to post this
April 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Here we go again
April 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Day 37: @tormi.bsky.social!!!! A great painbrush one-trick, she has some crazy results like 3 WINS over Mickey Mart, qualifying for LAN championships, winning break Zach’s bank, and MORE! Watch out for her!!!! #compsplatoon
gonna start a new tradition of naming an up and coming low and midlevel players daily
April 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Day 32: @aceemerald.bsky.social from Malibu Rising! A talented anchor, they recently swept their LUTI group!!! watch out for them in playoffs! #compsplatoon
gonna start a new tradition of naming an up and coming low and midlevel players daily
April 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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It's so funny how I write this then later that same day help a friend with communication

Communication to your team is fucking important, to every #compsplatoon player please communicate any grievances to your team

It will help everyone so much long term and make everyone happier
3) Communication

Its kinda odd to put this here, but if your goal is to improve quickly I think its a must for lots of reasons

The first is that networking is a thing, you need to make it super clear what you want from that relationship if you can

The next reason is uh, y'know the skill that
April 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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After some thinking and watching videos about Switch 2's current outlook, I'm so happy we don't seem to have any Splatoon for the console's launch. Not only would having a new game on a new console split the community physically, I also don't want to encourage people to buy the console like this. 🧵
April 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Day 29: a very overdue one again, @foxspl.bsky.social! He’s a talented backline FA, with MANY + results (and honesty is high level in my eyes but he deserves the shoutout here). Watch out for him in tourneys/do pickups with him! He’s a strong player! #compsplatoon
gonna start a new tradition of naming an up and coming low and midlevel players daily
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM