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#crash #crashbandicoot #reportcard #list #videogame #smartphone #mobile #crashontherun #activision #king #endlessrun #personal #record #gaming #game #android #revival #crashonthererun
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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My #photomontage based on well-known #italian meme #oraparloio from of #jok3r 's 2016 #youtube thumb #video. Text idea in 28·Jan·2025, while photomontage in 29·Jan·'25

#crashbandicoot #idea #meme #italianmeme #adaptation #creative #game #fun #funny #boredom #akuaku #protect #protection #mask #cover
My #photomontage based on well-known #italian meme #oraparloio from of #jok3r 's 2016 #youtube thumb #video. Text idea in 28·Jan·2025, while photomontage in 29·Jan·'25
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Propic change time from 5 days ago, because yes.

#stegon #stegonthedragon #oc #male #character #blue #scarf #cartoon #toon #stylized #style #drawing #propic #adulthood #eyebrowraise #bigears #cheektufts #anthro #anthropomorphic #biped #scaly #scalie #animal #creature #lord #dragon #derg
January 28, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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#crash #crashbandicoot #bandicoot #idea #list #videogame #gaming #woah #activision #microsoft #universalstudios #universalinteractive #naughtydog #vicariousvisions #cartoon #toon #animated #sony #playstation #ps1 #italian #levels #warproom #translation #adaptation #creative #game #play #boredom
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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#reuse #recycle #answer #bulldoze #comments #homealone #homealone2 #film #scene #recontextualized #recontextualization #laugh #exaggerated #overdo #bricks #lightness #finally #rant
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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#cortex #neocortex #crashbandicoot #owl #owl #bankruptcy #money #credit #competitors #players #quiz #television #tv #game #wheeloffortune #schadenfreude #joy #laugh #photomontage #badomen #badluck #unlucky #meme #hoax #hoot #gameshow #mocking #smug
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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#crash #crashbandicoot #crates #crate #box #boxes #idea #list #videogame #gaming #break #crash #spin #spinattack #bellyflop #bodyslam #tnt #nitro #woah #wowie #akuaku #slide #boom #blast #activision #microsoft #universalstudios #naughtydog #cartoon #animated #sony #playstation #ps1 #bandicoot
My idea for 10 new crate types to bring more variety! 🔶 Accounting crates for the (colored) gem 🔷 Non-accounting or separate collectible crates 🔶Onewayer: Regular crate with 2 arrows engraved indicating the direction it will go if Crash bounces on it repeatedly, then when it reaches its goal, he can crash it; 🔶Boomtrick: Regular crate with a TNT or Nitro label: can be confused and/or missed if not observed better in certain details; 🔶Neighwave: Can crash other crates if close to it, does not damage Crash but pushes him away, very serious near ledges or explosive crates; 🔷Helper: If die multiple times in the same level, a special crate will appear near Crash that - if broken - can give us some help items to help us move forward, such as Aku-Aku’s triple mask; 🔷Whatodoo: An uncrashable crate that - if hit - will project a hologram to give us some explanation on what to do and will happen to us later, sometimes it can even give us clues such as the location of certain strategically hidden crates; 🔶Manpresser: 2 trap crates placed on the sides that activate only when Crash stands between them, after which the boxes will brutally try to crush him, but with the right promptness they are both crashable; 🔷Whereleadoo: Elusive and well-hidden crate with a portal engraved on it that - if broken - creates a teleporter in front of us: once inside, it takes us to a part of a level much further ahead, thus giving us a little taste of what that level will be like once we actually reach it and also to get some collectibles that are impossible to get normally in that level; 🔶Cowacrate & Forbcrate: 2 living crates with the same look as a regular one but opposite roles: as soon as they hear a nearby crate crash or Crash getting too close to them, the Cowacrate runs away from Crash, the Forbcrate attacks Crash, both jumping and turning around;
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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#burgerking #kingjr #spongebob #spongebobmovie #movie #film #toy #toys #promotional #crazy #scissors #cut #cardboard
Don't ask me why, but I just know that I love these figures so much that I cut them out by hand from the cardboard packaging featuring those characters to promote the latest SpongeBob movie, so fond of and grown up with the 1st movie that I haven't yet seen the subsequent ones. Do I feel happier now? Definitely less sad than before, but still nothing on Squidward (my fave and the most representative on me), while Mr. Krabs and Gary are still in the collection waiting to be completed (hoping I don't get duplicates, in which case I'll give them away).
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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#sam #firemansam #fireman #fire #flames #conflagration #inferno #darkhumor #blackhumor #grotesque #lighten #exorcise
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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#game #videogame #gaming #crash #crashbandicoot #endlessrun #crashontherun #mobile #smartphone #funny #laugh #meme
I wish I could stop time, because today is my best day... my Crash crashed! And tomorrow my heart might rebel... Dark humor aside, while I was playing Crash on the ReRun, recently resurrected by fans, I was competing in a tournament to improve my record time and expand my guild, the N. Core Dodgers (anyone who wants to join the crew, come forward). The trophy icon (up-left) is the key to improving the ranking among rival guilds and the value of that trophy increases as you survive, with the malus being that the session speeds up as it goes. I never went above 330-340, so you can imagine how tense I was, with my heart racing, my eyes bulging and my finger on high alert... but soon an obstacle arrived, so big that not even the greatest ace of aces could overcome it... The process freezes and after a few seconds "crash", but I admit that my biggest fear was anything but the game. Bitter pill digested, the tenacious gamer me decided to start playing again, ignoring what had happened.
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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#football #soccer #overrated #sport #italy #italian #confession #bitterpill #bitterness #explanation #game #videogame #fifa #pes #ea #easports #serious #speech #tiredness
I'm Italian, I live in Italy, so I have to love football at all costs because it's such an overrated sport that it's polluted the entire Italian pop culture? I was thinking about it while I was at a chain store trying out the PS5 once again, and among the many games listed on the main screen (no Astro Bot, sorry...) there was only EA Sports FC 25 available to boot... I find myself in a dilemma where, even though I know there's so much interest in that series, I still wanted to try to understand why it's still so loved, only to then be piled up in the used bins as soon as a new annual edition comes out, going to suffocate other games that remain in the used bins and are waiting for a possible new owner. Quick assessment of the character models and animations: Skin as smooth as cuttlefish, expressions as stiffable idiots, movement like spasmodic monsters and the speed of a chronically tired person with constant whippings from behind, alternating aggression due to the game's excessive automation (it seems like a management game with few moments of interactivity). We've reached the point where replicating realism has made sports simulations even more predictably bland, which I was already criticizing more than 15 years ago, and the situation has even worsened, to the point that the beauty remains only in the annually updated players. I also have the bad feeling that the developers either don't want to or are inept at replicating certain realistic details, but mostly on the character models that seem to have the beauty filter to satisfy the carnal fantasies of the lobotomized flagphiles. When it comes to re-evaluating the latest Mario Strikers, which to call the biggest disappointment of the series would be an understatement, it means that we are at the fruit and are letting it rot and tweak it annually for minimum effort and maximum performance. Even today, I still enjoy listening to soccer video game soundtracks (especially International Superstar Soccer)...
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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#film #movie #stevenspielberg #spielberg #overrated #cult #cinema #cinematographic #aliens #explanation #confession #laugh
Way back on 25 Dec. 2025, after returning home from my uncles' Christmas dinner, instead of resuming the 1500-piece puzzle, I decided to channel surf and this movie came to me... it would have been better if I had resumed the puzzle. With every scene I saw, I tried to understand why that film was considered a cult, then I went to read about it on the web and discovered that it is from the 70s and by Steven Spielberg from the direction and screenplay. At that time, audiences couldn't have done anything better than elevate a film with a predictable and trivial plot, seemingly endlessly long, and with scenes that repeat themselves even from different angles (like the professor repeating in different ways). I couldn't stop laughing at the narrative solutions brought to the screen and the idiocy of the characters set up like that, otherwise the plot wouldn't progress. The movie's saving grace is its final part, after the two useless protagonists (heterosexual, to use the excuse of the kiss that-must-be-there, even though he is married with children) discover the truth: choreography and "special effects" well-constructed and staged by the standards of the time. For the rest, the movie can even be watched at 5x and skipping many dead parts, besides the fact that the plot is rather weak and ineffective, so much so that I spent the time making light of every single detail that was, for me, out of place with my jokes, because it was a bore to watch it in the long run. And there are aliens, who kidnap people at random and to bring those people back to earth they set up an orchestra of communicative sounds (as if the aliens have no translator for the human language)... once that is done, the people will finally exit the ship... as if they just finished taking a piss: since they have no emotional evolution and appearance. When the aliens finally arrive, they appear as dwarf men with a pinkish-grey complexion who simply greet the humans with a smile, then return to the ship...
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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#nintendo #gamecube #nintendogamecube #gcn #ngc #gc #joypad #controller #wireless #meme #laugh #funny #fun #brah #brahcube #videogames #videogame #gaming #pareidolia
A harmless and improvised time of pareidolia on GameCube Wireless Controller's back and associating the "Brah!" famous meme after seeing the controller's labial movements. The original photo was taken from a random user in a Telegram group and I improvised on it by adding the finger-drawn "Brah!", then in GIMP I blurred the less distracting side up, and... who knows!
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Every #anime #character who does #poses (thanks to #JoJo for making them a standard) I see like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaE8...
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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#rayman2 #tonictrouble #n64 #nintendo64 #nintendo #nintendoswitch #switch #nso #nintendoswitchonline #ubisoft #problem #corruption #saves #emulation #emulators #explanation #clarification
Unlike many Nintendo 64 games that use EEPROM (from 4 to 16 Kbit, depending on the format) which, consequently, limits the number of slots or amount of savable data, Rayman 2 (and Tonic Trouble, Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers and 30s other games) uses a more generous and economical (and also long-term) 32 KB SRAM. It was even faster and easier for developers to integrate. The official emulator on N. Switch Online (and also Virtual Console and many very old or very new unofficial emulators), if not supported by the emulator and not correctly set to that type of format and amount of memory to save game data, what happens? It generates corrupt .eep or .sav files, preventing from loading the progress, forcing to use quick saves as a temp solution and wait for Nintendo to fix it ASAP and stop, again and again, doing things sloppily.
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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#whiterabbit #aliceinwonderland #nonsense #idiocy #hourglass #christmas #christmastime #decoration #laugh #meme #joke #joking #photo
The White Rabbit & Me have many things in common: sipping hot tea in a refined manner, digging holes for strategic use, hopping for better long throws, but above all... having in home a prestigious and simple yet sophisticated design to measure the rapid but pleasant passing of time, even if we're talking about a handful of seconds. Now, if you don't mind, I'll finish writing this nonsense, which will quickly disperse among other, more viral messages, to... reawaken the natural instinct of a cowardly lion... I'm faster anyway.
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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youtube.com/shorts/aJj2Z... | #mariokart #mariokart7 #mk7 #modpack #nintendo #nintendo3ds #3ds #racinggame #mascotracing #videogame #game #racing #kart #ctgp #ctgp7 #gamemode #scoreattack #mod #time #timeattack #timetrial #reportcard #record #records #personal
CTGP-7 v1.6.x+ ¦ Report Card by Sgn98
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December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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#animatedseries #animated #animation #toon #cartoon #disney #danaterrace #ai #generativeart #generativeai #genai #owlhouse #disneyplus #clarification #criticism #piracy #protest #revenge #manager #art #american
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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My #genuine #reaction after seeing 1st images from #thelegendofzelda #liveaction | #nintendo #film #zelda #link #princess #innuendo #joke #hotreaction #game #videogame #leg
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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#talkaboutme #personal #life #daily #joke #funny #catchphrase #manual #instructionmanual
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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#gta #grandtheftauto #gtavi #gta6 #rockstar #rockstargames #games #videogames #playstation #xbox #postponement #release #prediction
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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@ctgp-7.bsky.social #mariokart #mariokart7 #mk7 #modpack #nintendo #nintendo3ds #3ds #racinggame #mascotracing #videogame #game #supermario #list #summary #opinion #ctgp #ctgp7
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I'll take a guess: it will be called Crash Bandicoot N. Ventures! #crashbandicoot #activision #microsoft #netflix #toysforbob #animatedseries
October 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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#crash_bandicoot #elon_musk #meme #fun #funny #joke #ad #airlines #games #videogames #dormant_brand #activision #microsoft #toysforbob
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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#m&m #msgreen #crashbandicoot #amibandicoot #pokemon #tsareena #sonicthehedgehog #cosmotheseedrian #insideout #disgust #futurama #slurmqueen #rayman #betilla #bugfables #acolytearia #papermario #mimi #metroid #amyrose #green #female #character #girl #gal #woman #waifu #waifulist #wifeable #wifelist
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM