Sassy Purple Bounce House
@seritaph.bsky.social
Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
🔞
Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
🔞
Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
Wait.
Bouncy Castles are always right?
Fuck yeah!
Bouncy Castles are always right?
Fuck yeah!
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Wait.
Bouncy Castles are always right?
Fuck yeah!
Bouncy Castles are always right?
Fuck yeah!
Serving time for inflatable crimes.
"Orange is the new Blimp."
"Orange is the new Blimp."
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Serving time for inflatable crimes.
"Orange is the new Blimp."
"Orange is the new Blimp."
A woman of filled repute?
Oh! What's her PSI?
Oh! What's her PSI?
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
A woman of filled repute?
Oh! What's her PSI?
Oh! What's her PSI?
Ah, Fall has arrived along with chilly weather.
*Drinks several kettles of hot tea*
*Hefts massively water enhanced purple plastic bustline*
*Radiates warmth*
Hot Water Bottle Roo for hire! My rates for heat are astoundingly cheap!
*Drinks several kettles of hot tea*
*Hefts massively water enhanced purple plastic bustline*
*Radiates warmth*
Hot Water Bottle Roo for hire! My rates for heat are astoundingly cheap!
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Ah, Fall has arrived along with chilly weather.
*Drinks several kettles of hot tea*
*Hefts massively water enhanced purple plastic bustline*
*Radiates warmth*
Hot Water Bottle Roo for hire! My rates for heat are astoundingly cheap!
*Drinks several kettles of hot tea*
*Hefts massively water enhanced purple plastic bustline*
*Radiates warmth*
Hot Water Bottle Roo for hire! My rates for heat are astoundingly cheap!
Reposted by Sassy Purple Bounce House
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Yes, my clever plan to rob this bank does require all of you, my loyal minions, to wear these inflatable uniforms!
1. I am the criminal mastermind. Y'all are the minions.
2. Working while overinflated falls under "other duties as assigned" in your contract.
Get to work, you Puffed Problems!
1. I am the criminal mastermind. Y'all are the minions.
2. Working while overinflated falls under "other duties as assigned" in your contract.
Get to work, you Puffed Problems!
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yes, my clever plan to rob this bank does require all of you, my loyal minions, to wear these inflatable uniforms!
1. I am the criminal mastermind. Y'all are the minions.
2. Working while overinflated falls under "other duties as assigned" in your contract.
Get to work, you Puffed Problems!
1. I am the criminal mastermind. Y'all are the minions.
2. Working while overinflated falls under "other duties as assigned" in your contract.
Get to work, you Puffed Problems!
Hissing!
Creaking!
Squeaking!
The sqrrrrp! of my purple fingertips getting dragged over that drum tight oversized rotund plasticized body part!
Those low and echoey groooans of air pressure redistributing itself as I leeean on someone.
What no Im not a sound slut shut up
Creaking!
Squeaking!
The sqrrrrp! of my purple fingertips getting dragged over that drum tight oversized rotund plasticized body part!
Those low and echoey groooans of air pressure redistributing itself as I leeean on someone.
What no Im not a sound slut shut up
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hissing!
Creaking!
Squeaking!
The sqrrrrp! of my purple fingertips getting dragged over that drum tight oversized rotund plasticized body part!
Those low and echoey groooans of air pressure redistributing itself as I leeean on someone.
What no Im not a sound slut shut up
Creaking!
Squeaking!
The sqrrrrp! of my purple fingertips getting dragged over that drum tight oversized rotund plasticized body part!
Those low and echoey groooans of air pressure redistributing itself as I leeean on someone.
What no Im not a sound slut shut up
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Time to do reminder again, cuz current situation... Not good.
Will be opened until January.
My prices and examples here: janacoms.carrd.co
DM me if you're interested!
Will be opened until January.
My prices and examples here: janacoms.carrd.co
DM me if you're interested!
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Time to do reminder again, cuz current situation... Not good.
Will be opened until January.
My prices and examples here: janacoms.carrd.co
DM me if you're interested!
Will be opened until January.
My prices and examples here: janacoms.carrd.co
DM me if you're interested!
All this?
*Gestures at hourgassed excessively hourglassed up figure, buffly puffed muscles creaking softly*
I'm not overpressurized. I just happen to have built in Always On Airbags!
I am So Safe! In fact I should add a few psi to be even safer, now that I think about it.
*Gestures at hourgassed excessively hourglassed up figure, buffly puffed muscles creaking softly*
I'm not overpressurized. I just happen to have built in Always On Airbags!
I am So Safe! In fact I should add a few psi to be even safer, now that I think about it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
All this?
*Gestures at hourgassed excessively hourglassed up figure, buffly puffed muscles creaking softly*
I'm not overpressurized. I just happen to have built in Always On Airbags!
I am So Safe! In fact I should add a few psi to be even safer, now that I think about it.
*Gestures at hourgassed excessively hourglassed up figure, buffly puffed muscles creaking softly*
I'm not overpressurized. I just happen to have built in Always On Airbags!
I am So Safe! In fact I should add a few psi to be even safer, now that I think about it.
Didn't think I'd have to remind you, but if you kiss a blueberry, you're gonna blueberry.
*Especially* like you been kissing that blueberry! I could hear both of you from down the hall.
I'll get the wetvac, you two can clean up after you bloosh a few out.
*Especially* like you been kissing that blueberry! I could hear both of you from down the hall.
I'll get the wetvac, you two can clean up after you bloosh a few out.
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Didn't think I'd have to remind you, but if you kiss a blueberry, you're gonna blueberry.
*Especially* like you been kissing that blueberry! I could hear both of you from down the hall.
I'll get the wetvac, you two can clean up after you bloosh a few out.
*Especially* like you been kissing that blueberry! I could hear both of you from down the hall.
I'll get the wetvac, you two can clean up after you bloosh a few out.
Lesloons.
Lesblimpians?
Lesbloomphians.
Hm.
Lesblimpians?
Lesbloomphians.
Hm.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lesloons.
Lesblimpians?
Lesbloomphians.
Hm.
Lesblimpians?
Lesbloomphians.
Hm.
Ah, one of those days.
Something about wanting to tell someone they're just a big stupid blow up toy with a dumb blimp butt after stuffing them into an inflatable suit and pulling the inflation lanyard.
It tempts me.
Something about wanting to tell someone they're just a big stupid blow up toy with a dumb blimp butt after stuffing them into an inflatable suit and pulling the inflation lanyard.
It tempts me.
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ah, one of those days.
Something about wanting to tell someone they're just a big stupid blow up toy with a dumb blimp butt after stuffing them into an inflatable suit and pulling the inflation lanyard.
It tempts me.
Something about wanting to tell someone they're just a big stupid blow up toy with a dumb blimp butt after stuffing them into an inflatable suit and pulling the inflation lanyard.
It tempts me.
The Montgolfier Sisters!
The steam powered future! Science!
"And horny!"
Yes, yes. Too.
The steam powered future! Science!
"And horny!"
Yes, yes. Too.
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Montgolfier Sisters!
The steam powered future! Science!
"And horny!"
Yes, yes. Too.
The steam powered future! Science!
"And horny!"
Yes, yes. Too.
MacroPlastic time!
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
MacroPlastic time!
*Gets a deflated inflatable life raft*
*Paints it and dresses it up as a piglet*
*Sets it in a clearing*
Apex Predator Furry: "That's stupid, no one'll ever fall for that."
Oh? *Tugs the inflation lanyard now hanging from predator's mouth*
*FWOOMPH*
Honestly surprising how effective that is!
*Paints it and dresses it up as a piglet*
*Sets it in a clearing*
Apex Predator Furry: "That's stupid, no one'll ever fall for that."
Oh? *Tugs the inflation lanyard now hanging from predator's mouth*
*FWOOMPH*
Honestly surprising how effective that is!
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
*Gets a deflated inflatable life raft*
*Paints it and dresses it up as a piglet*
*Sets it in a clearing*
Apex Predator Furry: "That's stupid, no one'll ever fall for that."
Oh? *Tugs the inflation lanyard now hanging from predator's mouth*
*FWOOMPH*
Honestly surprising how effective that is!
*Paints it and dresses it up as a piglet*
*Sets it in a clearing*
Apex Predator Furry: "That's stupid, no one'll ever fall for that."
Oh? *Tugs the inflation lanyard now hanging from predator's mouth*
*FWOOMPH*
Honestly surprising how effective that is!
Rocking a 1.5!
... Ok. Maybe a 1.3.
... Ok. Maybe a 1.3.
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Rocking a 1.5!
... Ok. Maybe a 1.3.
... Ok. Maybe a 1.3.
Halloween!
@momentrabbit.bsky.social and I are tag team costuming as Fygar and Dig Dug for some trick or treating. Ooooh Moment's got the *best* tricks! So good...
I, uh, don't know if we'll get many treats.
Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
@momentrabbit.bsky.social and I are tag team costuming as Fygar and Dig Dug for some trick or treating. Ooooh Moment's got the *best* tricks! So good...
I, uh, don't know if we'll get many treats.
Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
October 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Halloween!
@momentrabbit.bsky.social and I are tag team costuming as Fygar and Dig Dug for some trick or treating. Ooooh Moment's got the *best* tricks! So good...
I, uh, don't know if we'll get many treats.
Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
@momentrabbit.bsky.social and I are tag team costuming as Fygar and Dig Dug for some trick or treating. Ooooh Moment's got the *best* tricks! So good...
I, uh, don't know if we'll get many treats.
Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
Resting Inflation Face.
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Resting Inflation Face.
*Been too quiet on social media of late*
*Contacts several folks to say hi and all*
*Says multiple stupid things to more than a few people, deservedly gets hit in the head with several social rakes at the same time*
I used to be better at communicating! Wow, I suuuck at this lately.
*Contacts several folks to say hi and all*
*Says multiple stupid things to more than a few people, deservedly gets hit in the head with several social rakes at the same time*
I used to be better at communicating! Wow, I suuuck at this lately.
October 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
*Been too quiet on social media of late*
*Contacts several folks to say hi and all*
*Says multiple stupid things to more than a few people, deservedly gets hit in the head with several social rakes at the same time*
I used to be better at communicating! Wow, I suuuck at this lately.
*Contacts several folks to say hi and all*
*Says multiple stupid things to more than a few people, deservedly gets hit in the head with several social rakes at the same time*
I used to be better at communicating! Wow, I suuuck at this lately.
Yeah, I'm into fitness.
Fitness whole air tank in my mouth!
Fitness whole air tank in my mouth!
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yeah, I'm into fitness.
Fitness whole air tank in my mouth!
Fitness whole air tank in my mouth!
You want into the Juicing Room?
You?!
Please, you're barely round enough to even be rolled and that light tinge of blue just looks like you're cold.
Waddle on off and c'mon back when you're a real emergency.
...
Fiiine. Here, chew this. Let's get you big enough for stage 1 treatment at least.
You?!
Please, you're barely round enough to even be rolled and that light tinge of blue just looks like you're cold.
Waddle on off and c'mon back when you're a real emergency.
...
Fiiine. Here, chew this. Let's get you big enough for stage 1 treatment at least.
October 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You want into the Juicing Room?
You?!
Please, you're barely round enough to even be rolled and that light tinge of blue just looks like you're cold.
Waddle on off and c'mon back when you're a real emergency.
...
Fiiine. Here, chew this. Let's get you big enough for stage 1 treatment at least.
You?!
Please, you're barely round enough to even be rolled and that light tinge of blue just looks like you're cold.
Waddle on off and c'mon back when you're a real emergency.
...
Fiiine. Here, chew this. Let's get you big enough for stage 1 treatment at least.
Reposted by Sassy Purple Bounce House
Have another "vintage" favorite, this one for @seritaph.bsky.social❣️
Celestia and Luna are attending one of Trixie's biggest magic acts to date, but it looks like the celebrity spectators know something the rest of the audience doesn't. 😳🪄🎈
#furry #muscleinflation #MLPFiM #NSFW #TricksyPonyses
Celestia and Luna are attending one of Trixie's biggest magic acts to date, but it looks like the celebrity spectators know something the rest of the audience doesn't. 😳🪄🎈
#furry #muscleinflation #MLPFiM #NSFW #TricksyPonyses
October 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Have another "vintage" favorite, this one for @seritaph.bsky.social❣️
Celestia and Luna are attending one of Trixie's biggest magic acts to date, but it looks like the celebrity spectators know something the rest of the audience doesn't. 😳🪄🎈
#furry #muscleinflation #MLPFiM #NSFW #TricksyPonyses
Celestia and Luna are attending one of Trixie's biggest magic acts to date, but it looks like the celebrity spectators know something the rest of the audience doesn't. 😳🪄🎈
#furry #muscleinflation #MLPFiM #NSFW #TricksyPonyses
Hey, vampires n' other blood drinkers! Halloween offer!
*Tilts head, revealing a shiny sleekly muscular purple plastic neck, metronomic pulse reverberating deep within. It bekons with the artificial allure of a detergent pod*
G'wan, take a nibble! What's the weirdest thing that could happen?
*Tilts head, revealing a shiny sleekly muscular purple plastic neck, metronomic pulse reverberating deep within. It bekons with the artificial allure of a detergent pod*
G'wan, take a nibble! What's the weirdest thing that could happen?
October 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hey, vampires n' other blood drinkers! Halloween offer!
*Tilts head, revealing a shiny sleekly muscular purple plastic neck, metronomic pulse reverberating deep within. It bekons with the artificial allure of a detergent pod*
G'wan, take a nibble! What's the weirdest thing that could happen?
*Tilts head, revealing a shiny sleekly muscular purple plastic neck, metronomic pulse reverberating deep within. It bekons with the artificial allure of a detergent pod*
G'wan, take a nibble! What's the weirdest thing that could happen?
The curse of Monday the 13th be upon you!
"This curse is gonna inflate me or my pants or something inconvenient at the worst possible time, innit."
Ah, you've been hit with a Monday the 13th curse before, I see!
You are absolutely correct. Hope that outfit stretches!
"This curse is gonna inflate me or my pants or something inconvenient at the worst possible time, innit."
Ah, you've been hit with a Monday the 13th curse before, I see!
You are absolutely correct. Hope that outfit stretches!
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The curse of Monday the 13th be upon you!
"This curse is gonna inflate me or my pants or something inconvenient at the worst possible time, innit."
Ah, you've been hit with a Monday the 13th curse before, I see!
You are absolutely correct. Hope that outfit stretches!
"This curse is gonna inflate me or my pants or something inconvenient at the worst possible time, innit."
Ah, you've been hit with a Monday the 13th curse before, I see!
You are absolutely correct. Hope that outfit stretches!
*Moves some air from the bustline to the shoulders. Reconsiders. Moves air back to the shoulders*
Three feet wide at the shoulders or unable to see my feet for the day. Decisions, decisions.
Three feet wide at the shoulders or unable to see my feet for the day. Decisions, decisions.
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
*Moves some air from the bustline to the shoulders. Reconsiders. Moves air back to the shoulders*
Three feet wide at the shoulders or unable to see my feet for the day. Decisions, decisions.
Three feet wide at the shoulders or unable to see my feet for the day. Decisions, decisions.