Sassy Purple Bounce House
seritaph.bsky.social
Sassy Purple Bounce House
@seritaph.bsky.social
Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
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Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
Have you made your Shitscram Merry as of yet?

Hurry, not much time left!
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Sassy Purple Bounce House
Helium Holidays!

Who needs reindeer when you can have a blimpish Christmas roo dropping off surprise inflation gifts! Oh wow, that's a really small chimney; this could be a challenge...

Older art/commission repost, done by @astralantipode.bsky.social!
December 24, 2024 at 2:20 PM
P-Balloon kink? Yeah, I can work with that.

*Holds up a P-Balloon*

*Unbuckles your belt*

*Stuffs said P-Balloon down your pants*

*Re-buckles your belt and pulls it tight*

*Squeezes*

*POP*

So. Let's just see where this goes, shall we?
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So about DMs

I am *terrible* to message directly.

Honestly I'm rather shallow, very easily distracted, and have no memory to speak of. I'll forget to respond to you, finally remember six months later, and take the wussy way out of never responding again.

I should have that on my warning label.
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reposted by Sassy Purple Bounce House
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"How's A Purple Problem (me!) inflate your OC?"

Airoids
Inflatable muscle suit
Blow darts
Inflatable lipstick smooch
Inflation lotion
Remote control with sliders
Balloon Beer
Air tank and hose options
Zeppelin magic
My breath
The pull cord on their back
Stick on TF nozzle
Stick on pool toy handles
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
(AnnouncerVoice)

*Extreme* Air Tanking!!

Live Life on the Pressurized Eeedge!
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
VoodooInflateYou balloons? Surprisingly easy to make!

Tell you how? Pff, I'd rather show you.

*Pulls out a suspiciously you looking balloon*

*Inhaaaales*

*PUFFF*

(Is there one of me? Hah! I inflated that thirty minutes ago! *Swollen Squeak*)
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh, we rubberroos are toootally a predatory species.

I mean, lookit this rat gal all stuck in my rubberizing inflatable blimp trap. I've caught her, like..., three times this week alone!

*Whispers* Between you and me I think she's just not very good at avoiding traps.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Oh nooooo.

*squish squeeze*

So much roo in my way.

*smish squoosh sqrrk*

I'll have to press myself between them and the wall to get past.

*smooooooosh*

Oh wait. Forgot my phone.

*hsoooooooms*

There. NOW I can press myself between them and the wall to get past.

*smooo-*

Oh no. Stuck!

*sq*
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Time for air filled inconvenient oversizing!

*Is now In The Way*

Look, I need this. It's been a week.
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pony Inflation
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Evil Midnight Inflater What Inflates at Midnight!

So he sez to me, "You gotta do something SMART, baby, something puffed, pumped, and BIG!" And I go, "YEAH, BABY, YEAH!"

Cuz I'm the Evil Midnight Inflater What Inflates at Midnight!
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That is a really cute inflatable rubber outfit you're wearing! Nicely pressurized, too. Must be snug in there.

Wanna see a magic trick?

*Reaches out, wriggles purple fingers prestidigitatiously, and Yoinks your suit's zipper right off!*

Your part of the trick is getting out of that!
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What were all my inflatable rubber secretaries doing while I was on vacation for MFF?!? Everything's a mess.

Guess a few *someones* are going on Performance Pressurization Improvement Plans.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
MFF complete!

Not sure how much XP I got for this round.
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dawn of the Last Day.

MFF 25
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Daystar!

Now to pursue my ill considered antics...

MFF Saturday
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bit of a line!
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
MFF begins!

Fursuits wandering off into the woods. As one does!
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Arrived at MFF!

LineTime
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Gonna be at MFF this weekend.

I might have one or two of these on hand. One never knows!
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The Inflation Virus is highly contagious and spreading fast!

Via air hoses. More specifically this one air hose. Which I have. And it is down the back of your pants.

Oh no, you're Inflation Virus Victim, uh... *Counts* Many!

Lemme attach this tether to you and tow you over to join the others!
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A minor criticism of overinflated sorts that pops up now and then is "What do you do when you're that big/immobile?"

Y'mean besides be staggeringly high PSI horny? Easy! Blow up with friends/an audience.

"C'mon and squeeze some *balloons!* It'll be fun. Get in here for a helium puff buff hug."
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Had a bit of snow last night!
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM