Sassy Purple Bounce House
seritaph.bsky.social
Sassy Purple Bounce House
@seritaph.bsky.social
Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
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Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
You can see your feet?

*Pats a ridiculous purple bustline with a -spaaaang- sound*

You can do better!
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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This is my suction cup cupid bow. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Much like you'll BeMine soon's I target you!

That's right, Cupid Roo is on the loose! Wanna be mine, Valentine Blimp?

Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode
February 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Valentines Day?

A heart for you!

And, since the inflatable padding I was wearing in the first pic wasn't big enough, the second image shows everything with a bit more pressure.

(Homebuilt inflatable junk from years ago)
February 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So hey! I'm on your patron or following you for your art/writing.

My apologies. I'm probably NOT going to comment on your efforts. Likes and all, sure. Comments seem to upset *everyone* and I have enough stress in my life.

Here's some money, please keep drawing/writing inflation. Thumbs up!
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
All that helium and your heels are still on the ground.

Slacker.
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Whoo!

I mean, uh..., what shiny purple goofus suggested that one?
I forgot that I needed to post last month's late work, so here it is even later! The winner of catgirl month was the Puma Twins, a twofer, of them swelling up from experimental growth serum before becoming musclebound goddesses! This was a lot of fun!
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I'd forgotten Fursquared was this weekend.

Very local furcon. Might have to see how that's going.
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
*Polishing out chew marks from a shiny purple tail*

I need to get a "Not a Chew Toy" t-shirt made.
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Gained a few pounds over the holidays? Get rid of that extra poundage by joining Seri's 'Airobics' classes!

It's the best way to get up (so very Very up) in the morning! Weight loss in five minutes or less GUARANTEED

Fabulous 80's art commissioned from @kitty123.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Since it's FebROOary spontaneous rooification's going around.

But what if you're already a roo? You become another creature known for bouncing, of course!

Behold, purple plastic rabbit Seritaph! Even more bubble bounce to the ounce.

Commissioned art from the delightful
@tinytigon.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It's FebRooary! Once again I get to be whatever size I want. That's right, I'm the duly appointed Airy Queen for the rest of the month.

Sorry, them's the well pressurized rules.

Older artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode !
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
*A sporty convertible slams to a stop next to you. An extremely hourglass gassed up purple plastic kangaroo gal who barely fits in the driver's seat tilts her sunglasses down and looks at you*

Get in loser, we're testing air bags!
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Buoyant Anatomical Exuberance
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
"What are your eating habits like?"

Good question!

*Tracks eating habits for a week*

... I am a food criminal.
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Mmm, that's a good one. I think skunks, if they're at a table: lots of handstomping. Rabbits will tend towards footstomps. Rabbit ears are more expressive, but in comparison to the subtleties of a mephit tail conveying ire... It's close, but I gotta give it to skunks.
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Who's more physical with their hands/feet (stomping, gesticulating furiously) when cursing?

Rabbits or skunks?
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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lore runs deep and snow just keeps falling
November 11, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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THE WHOLE KIT AND KABOODLE!
www.patreon.com/posts/148976...

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January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Here are 100 dogs you can pet in video games because I feel like it
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
How is it only Thursday?!
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Looking back at some long gone friendships/relationships and realizing they've long ago been replaced by clear distain from the other parties involved.

Bit of a bummer; takes me forever to catch on.
January 21, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Can you bend your arms/knees?

If you can then I'm sorry, you're not fully inflated.

You need to be totally rigid to truly be Overinflated.

As a professional inflation stress tester I can review your fwoompitude for you for a reasonable fee!
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Has your kobold gal minion been hit with a weight immobilization curse and gone all spherical?

Fret no more, since we have the spell for you!

Neutral Buoyancy Featherfall!

SeriSpells has you covered. You'll be able to push that rotund troublemaker out of the dungeon in no time!
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Wanna feel old? Here's some of my websites from the 90s.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM