Sassy Purple Bounce House
seritaph.bsky.social
Sassy Purple Bounce House
@seritaph.bsky.social
Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
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Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
Hey, being shrunk down to a foot tall but expanding to a foot wide is always good!

Cuddlesphere size.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Shrinkspanding?

*Considers*
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have the 'added benefit' that mine is untreated inattentive ADHD!

"What's your present hyperfixation?"

*Sigh* "I don't remember."
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Aw, sorry to hear!

Recover soonest!
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wait, you're supposed to clean?!

I'd just assumed you were here to fumble around, fail at doing anything due to having such an inconvenient outfit, and generally amuse me!

Look, I'm easily amused.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Aw. At least she's willing to let people try to get her out and about.

I suspect any text messages between the two of them are a bit... unusual!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They've *seen* some things!
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Extra convenient and extra size!
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
These are pretty cool!

...

Wanna squeeze a lot of cheeks. :)
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oooh, tough call.

Both have a certain draw! Slightly leaning towards were, but disgruntled human ain't bad either!
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Striking a pose!
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So comfy looking!
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Extra large mad science.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fwoomp morning!
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"Who broke who in the what now?"
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I shall!

She is always a delight.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Eld!

Ancient!

May you get all the good balloons.
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My sincere condolences
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Rotund!
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's all about the massage, really!
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM