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sergepup.bsky.social
Simply Sage
@sergepup.bsky.social
🔞MINORS DO NOT INTERACT🔞

1994 vintage professional internet dog & smut peddler

She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️
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New Ref New Me!

NSFW one to follow ;3
Every time I see this it makes me smile ^w^
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
1, 2, 5 or 6 :P
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Sending her puppygirl's praise kink into overdrive
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I'm a good puppydoll! Arf arf! @w@
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Happy Manufacturing Day!
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
-before they reroll new characters and start another entrancing adventure~
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
- DM just molds the narrative to be like "well, while you've failed your original quest, you now have a new one thanks to your new overlord~"

Except when they lose a fight to something like brain-eater slimes or something. At that point, the DM just lets them hang out mindlessly for a while-
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Also, one of the plot hooks in the campaign is that the BBEG has a mole in their organization, and when the players confront them, the DM snaps their fingers and one of the players is activated like a sleeper agent ;3

They frequently get TPT'd (total party tranced), but whenever that happens the-
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Fun/nerdy idea:

A D&D group where the DM is a hypnotist & the players are their subs

Not only do they hypnotize their players to get them in character, but they also give them triggers to use on them whenever they interact with cursed items, an occurrence which is, naturally, quite frequent
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Same ^_^'
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Hypnovember day 5 (actual): Sex toy
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I planned to do the second one but the first one popped up in the middle and seemed funny enough to do
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
*pops out of you with a party hat & a blowout noisemaker*

Happy birthday!
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Note
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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"Feeling cute. Might disable my neural defense software later~"
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
To be a Silencer it has to come from the Maxim region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling suppressor :P

Yeah that's about as dumb as I thought it might look XD
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"You can always just ask me to eat you out instead of going thru all that~"

"But that part's half the fun~" comes the half panted, half giggled reply

"You're lucky you're cute," the Anthroid grins, kissing them deeply, "you sexy little 'hacker' you~"
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
-MDI mode as its partner catches their breath before accessing its system and-

All at once, the Anthroid is themself again, and they let out a delayed moan followed by simulated panting

"You know hun," they giggle as they climb onto the bed with their sweaty partner to cuddle-
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
-more natural again as it pleasures its partner just they way they like, pausing & continuing when commanded as its partner uses it to edge

Once they cum, the unit receives the command "Ejaculate", and after a brief warmup sequence it cums as well

It sits there for a few minutes, still locked in-
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"Stand"

"Strip"

"Move to location: Bedroom"

It executes each command, entering the bedroom to find its partner pantless with their legs spread on the bed, typing on a laptop to the side

"Kneel"

"Run [partner's] custom felatio file"

It obeys

Once it kneels, its motions go from robotic to-
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
-playfully circles the process, right clicks it, hovers over the "end process" button for just long enough to-

Click!

The unit's expression goes blank as it returns to a default state. In the periphery of its HUD it detects the screen share showing its command prompt open

Commands are entered-
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
-PC as they open the 'droid's task manager and start ending processesthe Anthroid feels themselves become more & more focused as small subroutines and side processes are deactivated one by one, until the only program left is their personality driver. They watch intently as their partner's cursor-
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Fun idea:

An anthroid is at home, minding their own business on a lazy saturday afternoon, when they see their HUD light up with a notification

Their partner seems to be accessing their system remotely, and as they sit on their sofa with anticipation they watch a screen-share of their partner's-
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Me next? :3

Awesome work as always! :3
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I never knew they could get so fluffy! :D
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM