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you need to let people be stupid on the internet. that’s what it’s for
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
i'm such a fangirl of project zero i designed a new website for them in my spare time and they actually made it real 🤩
We launched a redesigned Project Zero website today at projectzero.google !

To mark the occasion, we released some older posts that never quite made it out of drafts.

Enjoy!
Google Project Zero
Make zeroday hard
projectzero.google
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the crazy thing they don't tell you about american health insurance is you basically pay private rates anyway, and the insurance doesn't kick in until you've paid a couple'o'thou'
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bsky: you cannot use our app because our records show you were literally born yesterday
me: ma’am i have back pain
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability

lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...

"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my opinions might be awkward and uncooked but at least they're organic. like a wonky carrot. a bulbous potatoe
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Purchased two analog wall clocks to show the home timezones for my husband and I 🥰 only to realise that NZDT and CET are perfectly 12 hours apart so they show......... the same time
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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every day i become hotter and more insane
April 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sad to be missing #kawaiicon pls enjoy for me hacker fam <3
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
this is the only important post-nyc mayoralty analysis
catwoman didn't vote (felon); joker didn't vote; poison ivy and bane voted mamdani (left-wing); mr. freeze, scarecrow, and harley quinn voted for mamdani (edpol); killer croc, two-face, and clayface voted for cuomo. penguin voted for adams (also on the turkish payroll).
who do you think the Penguin would have voted for in the NY election
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
nyc i need you to lock in today babes
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Tickets are on sale for Brooklyn Web Workers on October 27th: withfriends.events/event/GGS3br...
Mon, Oct 27 - Brooklyn Web Workers - October 2025 by Brooklyn Web Workers
Learn more, get tickets, and follow this event
withfriends.events
October 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I Don’t Care if A.I. is So Good We Can’t Tell it’s Not Human. That’s Not The Point. serena.nz/writing/the-...
I Don’t Care if A.I. is So Good We Can’t Tell it’s Not Human. That’s Not The Point.
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serena.nz
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this is actually the most relatable thing ai could do
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:

‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
do i use ellipses because i am a boomer?....... or is it because i read hera lindsay bird in 2016 and it fundamentally changed my brain chemistry...................
August 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
come with me to live a day in my life!

at 8am i make a cup of tea. we need to let it steep for 3 minutes so i go do something else

at 9am i realise i forgot about the tea — oh no! it's cold now so i reheat it in the microwave. now too hot so i let it sit

at 10am i realise i forgot about the tea —
August 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
skill issue
News story describes drivers navigating their cars into stationary objects, who then characterise this as suffering an attack on themselves. Are they OK in New Plymouth?
‘A cycleway barrier damaged by Tesla’ - some drivers fume at new barricades
Separators are wrecking wheels, smashing undercarriages and creating chaos, say New Plymouth drivers
www.stuff.co.nz
August 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
when no one's looking i go low poly to save on resources
August 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
take a minute and let the scale of economic mismanagement by National/ACT/NZF sink in. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
August 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
everyone is spending way too much time quote-tweeting and dunking on a single mildly annoying post about men not getting laid or whatever and i must say... nature is healing..... we are so back
August 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Now I know for sure time travel does not exist
August 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
so encouraging to see a whos who of nz tech all attending this THREE HOUR LONG AGM to defend it against a racist takeover... love u guys
July 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM