Patrick
@septimusfires.bsky.social
Happy Wednesday. Here’s a poem:
April 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy Wednesday. Here’s a poem:
Update: this did NOT happen because she was sick and we had to reschedule. We will revisit this in probably two weeks because our schedules don’t alight til April 😭
Think I’m gonna ask [REDACTED] if she wants to be official on Thursday. Thought about doing some small romantic gesture but I figured it might just be better to talk it out and gauge where we’re at together
March 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Update: this did NOT happen because she was sick and we had to reschedule. We will revisit this in probably two weeks because our schedules don’t alight til April 😭
Think I’m gonna ask [REDACTED] if she wants to be official on Thursday. Thought about doing some small romantic gesture but I figured it might just be better to talk it out and gauge where we’re at together
March 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Think I’m gonna ask [REDACTED] if she wants to be official on Thursday. Thought about doing some small romantic gesture but I figured it might just be better to talk it out and gauge where we’re at together
Running out of places to post her but here’s Audrey
March 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Running out of places to post her but here’s Audrey
Date on Thursday with [REDACTED] and I’m trying to figure out how to get around to finally kissing her and I’ve settled on the “go for a hug around her waist and seize the opportunity since our faces will already be so close together” strat. Ol reliable
February 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Date on Thursday with [REDACTED] and I’m trying to figure out how to get around to finally kissing her and I’ve settled on the “go for a hug around her waist and seize the opportunity since our faces will already be so close together” strat. Ol reliable
I’m kind of quick to fall for people so I’ve been extra vigilant in determining my feelings for this person and there’s still that uncertainty of “but do I REALLY like her” but then I’ll be looking at her while we talk and I’ll get this swell in my chest and yeah my feelings are very real
February 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m kind of quick to fall for people so I’ve been extra vigilant in determining my feelings for this person and there’s still that uncertainty of “but do I REALLY like her” but then I’ll be looking at her while we talk and I’ll get this swell in my chest and yeah my feelings are very real
God I hate how insane dating makes me feel.
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
God I hate how insane dating makes me feel.
It is too early in the morning to have people trying to argue with me about the Democrats’ complicity in the ongoing genocide of Palestinians and how they too are agents of global imperialism so good morning Bluesky you seen them NBA trades or whatever
February 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It is too early in the morning to have people trying to argue with me about the Democrats’ complicity in the ongoing genocide of Palestinians and how they too are agents of global imperialism so good morning Bluesky you seen them NBA trades or whatever
CFB25 still being $70 is madness and I’m going to hate myself when I buy it in like a week
January 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
CFB25 still being $70 is madness and I’m going to hate myself when I buy it in like a week
Unproductive little slug for the first 15 days of the month and so now I think it’s time to uh not do that I guess?
January 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Unproductive little slug for the first 15 days of the month and so now I think it’s time to uh not do that I guess?
America is very much a conservative nation by many measurements but I always forget how a lot of socially accepted behaviors here are heavily punished elsewhere. Like our celebrities do CRACK and we love them for it.
#SquidGame creator praises T.O.P's performance in the show
The actor had been blackballed for 9 years in the Korean entertainment industry after he was arrested for smoking weed in his house
"He portrays a character that's a rapper and also someone who is on drugs .. it took him a lot of guts"
The actor had been blackballed for 9 years in the Korean entertainment industry after he was arrested for smoking weed in his house
"He portrays a character that's a rapper and also someone who is on drugs .. it took him a lot of guts"
January 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
America is very much a conservative nation by many measurements but I always forget how a lot of socially accepted behaviors here are heavily punished elsewhere. Like our celebrities do CRACK and we love them for it.
The way that I already wanna hop on these apps and start dating again now that I have my apartment lol don’t even have a couch but I’m trying to get a wife!
December 29, 2024 at 7:04 AM
The way that I already wanna hop on these apps and start dating again now that I have my apartment lol don’t even have a couch but I’m trying to get a wife!
Might be ending the year on a bang
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Might be ending the year on a bang
So many football games on today and they’re all important and I have to toil in the fields and talk to white people til 10pm why has god abandoned us
December 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
So many football games on today and they’re all important and I have to toil in the fields and talk to white people til 10pm why has god abandoned us
Got sucked into one of those Facebook Reels movie about a billionaire heiress getting her identity stolen by a school bully and it’s so fucking awful but I can’t stop watching. They literally did the Perks of Being a Wallflower “kiss the prettiest girl in the room” bit at one point lmao
December 20, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Got sucked into one of those Facebook Reels movie about a billionaire heiress getting her identity stolen by a school bully and it’s so fucking awful but I can’t stop watching. They literally did the Perks of Being a Wallflower “kiss the prettiest girl in the room” bit at one point lmao
Had a dream that I was on a really exciting date and then I kept stuttering about non alcoholic beer brands and I could see my fake future girlfriend slowly getting the ick. Traumatizing stuff
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Had a dream that I was on a really exciting date and then I kept stuttering about non alcoholic beer brands and I could see my fake future girlfriend slowly getting the ick. Traumatizing stuff
Far from a controversial opinion but I think The Simpsons is probably the best tv show ever made
December 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Far from a controversial opinion but I think The Simpsons is probably the best tv show ever made
Channeling my frustration of not getting approved for an apartment into buying way too many Christmas gifts is probably not the healthiest way to cope but it makes me feel good so!
December 14, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Channeling my frustration of not getting approved for an apartment into buying way too many Christmas gifts is probably not the healthiest way to cope but it makes me feel good so!
Thinking about her (the giant 5 gallon tub of caramel corn I keep telling myself I’m going to buy before Christmas)
December 13, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Thinking about her (the giant 5 gallon tub of caramel corn I keep telling myself I’m going to buy before Christmas)
Got in the Lyft and he was blasting Standing Next To You how do I tip this man 100 billion thousand dollars
December 13, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Got in the Lyft and he was blasting Standing Next To You how do I tip this man 100 billion thousand dollars
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Finished reading Frankenstein earlier today and now I want a good faithful film adaptation (one that gives Frankenstein’s monster long flowing hair)
December 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Finished reading Frankenstein earlier today and now I want a good faithful film adaptation (one that gives Frankenstein’s monster long flowing hair)
In the last 24 hours I have had two separate people mention wanting to buy something that I have already bought them for Christmas and I don’t know how to be like “haha do you REALLY wanna buy that 🤪” without it being super obvious
December 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
In the last 24 hours I have had two separate people mention wanting to buy something that I have already bought them for Christmas and I don’t know how to be like “haha do you REALLY wanna buy that 🤪” without it being super obvious