A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy
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Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her/They
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her/They
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
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This is two of Carnegie Diner & Café's chocolate chip variety of their "Big Ass Cookie."
They're not lying.
They're not lying.
Somebody at work ate my sandwich.
My sandwich!
My sandwich!
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says my sandwich ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says my sandwich ?
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November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Somebody at work ate my sandwich.
My sandwich!
My sandwich!
Due to rising costs, all Dollar Tree stores in the Philly region will now be called "Tree Fiddy" stores.
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Due to rising costs, all Dollar Tree stores in the Philly region will now be called "Tree Fiddy" stores.
They all ignored one word that Captain Kelly and members of Congress all mentioned: "Unlawful."
All they heard was "disobey orders" and are out for blood. Because it means they plan to issue illegal orders and hoped troops would forget that they have a responsibility not to follow such orders.
All they heard was "disobey orders" and are out for blood. Because it means they plan to issue illegal orders and hoped troops would forget that they have a responsibility not to follow such orders.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
They all ignored one word that Captain Kelly and members of Congress all mentioned: "Unlawful."
All they heard was "disobey orders" and are out for blood. Because it means they plan to issue illegal orders and hoped troops would forget that they have a responsibility not to follow such orders.
All they heard was "disobey orders" and are out for blood. Because it means they plan to issue illegal orders and hoped troops would forget that they have a responsibility not to follow such orders.
Is a basic trip the opposite of an acid trip?
Some of you may need to adjust the pH level of of this joke to better get it. 🤣
Some of you may need to adjust the pH level of of this joke to better get it. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Is a basic trip the opposite of an acid trip?
Some of you may need to adjust the pH level of of this joke to better get it. 🤣
Some of you may need to adjust the pH level of of this joke to better get it. 🤣
I was seeing a magazine editor for a while, but she just had too many issues.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I was seeing a magazine editor for a while, but she just had too many issues.
Hey, who ate all the pecan sandies?
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hey, who ate all the pecan sandies?
How to keep other people on their toes #671:
Back out of a drive-in bank.
Back out of a drive-in bank.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How to keep other people on their toes #671:
Back out of a drive-in bank.
Back out of a drive-in bank.
How to keep other people on their toes #227:
Put your car in low gear and follow pedestrians into the mall.
Put your car in low gear and follow pedestrians into the mall.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
How to keep other people on their toes #227:
Put your car in low gear and follow pedestrians into the mall.
Put your car in low gear and follow pedestrians into the mall.
Channeling my inner George Carlin.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Channeling my inner George Carlin.
If anybody is interested, my next Vogon poetry reading presentation will be at 8:30pm.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If anybody is interested, my next Vogon poetry reading presentation will be at 8:30pm.
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Several achievements today!
The highest win percentage I will ever see among them!
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November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Several achievements today!
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November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Reposted by A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy
I was on my way back from playing lottery tickets after work this morning. I was stopped at a light, and then cross traffic came to a jarring stop because that was the moment a pair of deer decided to appear and mate in the middle of the intersection!
Gotta love nature in the suburbs! 🤣🤣
Gotta love nature in the suburbs! 🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was on my way back from playing lottery tickets after work this morning. I was stopped at a light, and then cross traffic came to a jarring stop because that was the moment a pair of deer decided to appear and mate in the middle of the intersection!
Gotta love nature in the suburbs! 🤣🤣
Gotta love nature in the suburbs! 🤣🤣
So I did the healthy thing and ate two cupcakes.
Because cupcakes are just muffins with frosting.
Because cupcakes are just muffins with frosting.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
So I did the healthy thing and ate two cupcakes.
Because cupcakes are just muffins with frosting.
Because cupcakes are just muffins with frosting.
I suspect my therapist has been slipping Weird Al lyrics in as advice and hoping I wouldn't notice.
Today, she told me to put all my eggs in one basket, count my chickens before they hatch, sell some wine before its time, and find myself an itch to scratch.
Today, she told me to put all my eggs in one basket, count my chickens before they hatch, sell some wine before its time, and find myself an itch to scratch.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I suspect my therapist has been slipping Weird Al lyrics in as advice and hoping I wouldn't notice.
Today, she told me to put all my eggs in one basket, count my chickens before they hatch, sell some wine before its time, and find myself an itch to scratch.
Today, she told me to put all my eggs in one basket, count my chickens before they hatch, sell some wine before its time, and find myself an itch to scratch.
This is how I almost burned down the house the first time I used a microwave oven as a teenager. True story.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is how I almost burned down the house the first time I used a microwave oven as a teenager. True story.
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
Despite all my rage I'm a girl that doesn't act her age.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Despite all my rage I'm a girl that doesn't act her age.
I've been breaking the 4th wall in several posts lately.
This isn't one of those times.
This isn't one of those times.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I've been breaking the 4th wall in several posts lately.
This isn't one of those times.
This isn't one of those times.
Try this.
At the snap, just hand the ball back to the runner. The runner then simply casually WALKS through the opposing line like he's going home while they're confused. And then... once clear, he runs like hell, unopposed, into the end zone.
At the snap, just hand the ball back to the runner. The runner then simply casually WALKS through the opposing line like he's going home while they're confused. And then... once clear, he runs like hell, unopposed, into the end zone.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Try this.
At the snap, just hand the ball back to the runner. The runner then simply casually WALKS through the opposing line like he's going home while they're confused. And then... once clear, he runs like hell, unopposed, into the end zone.
At the snap, just hand the ball back to the runner. The runner then simply casually WALKS through the opposing line like he's going home while they're confused. And then... once clear, he runs like hell, unopposed, into the end zone.
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I see you. I hear you. I believe you. These brave women deserved better. They should not have to relive their trauma again and again. Teenagers are children. Justice for all victims. Please share.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I see you. I hear you. I believe you. These brave women deserved better. They should not have to relive their trauma again and again. Teenagers are children. Justice for all victims. Please share.
While everybody is gazing at the Northern Lights, I'll be hunting for the elusive Eastern Lights.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
While everybody is gazing at the Northern Lights, I'll be hunting for the elusive Eastern Lights.