Selena Surreal
@selenasurreal.bsky.social
Either the smartest dumb girl or the dumbest smart girl
✨️Brooklyn Drag Empress✨️
🐍🐍 Serpent Siren of the Black Cherry Sideshow🖤🍒🍒🖤
✨️Brooklyn Drag Empress✨️
🐍🐍 Serpent Siren of the Black Cherry Sideshow🖤🍒🍒🖤
i love having no appointments except one of my least favorite clients at the end of my day so i cant even leave early🙃
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i love having no appointments except one of my least favorite clients at the end of my day so i cant even leave early🙃
MAKING MOVES IN SILENCE
(secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry)
(secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry)
February 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
MAKING MOVES IN SILENCE
(secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry)
(secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry)
accidentally tipsy at a straight bar, a daunting circumstance
January 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
accidentally tipsy at a straight bar, a daunting circumstance
you're telling me i made my sylvester debut and went to the reptile expo with @valentinedrag.bsky.social and came home with 3 new babies in past 50 hours of my life
January 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
you're telling me i made my sylvester debut and went to the reptile expo with @valentinedrag.bsky.social and came home with 3 new babies in past 50 hours of my life
5 minutes of being home and my dad has already talked chemtrails
December 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
5 minutes of being home and my dad has already talked chemtrails
does @hideokojimaen.bsky.social have a letterboxd account? i wanna see his takes with ratings
December 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
does @hideokojimaen.bsky.social have a letterboxd account? i wanna see his takes with ratings
one of the most difficult things about having letterboxd is finding out how many people think signs is a good movie
December 19, 2024 at 9:37 PM
one of the most difficult things about having letterboxd is finding out how many people think signs is a good movie
Reposted by Selena Surreal
bro last night was Just Like the white-winged dove
September 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
bro last night was Just Like the white-winged dove
brickiana have shows, shes gonna be breakthru next year watch
If anyone asks who owns the word Diva all I gotta say is it’s her
December 12, 2024 at 8:57 AM
brickiana have shows, shes gonna be breakthru next year watch
are you gonna be at all night skate tonight for brickhouse? you should be, me and @sockirl.bsky.social are gonna be eating it up all night
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
are you gonna be at all night skate tonight for brickhouse? you should be, me and @sockirl.bsky.social are gonna be eating it up all night
spent 5 minutes trying to get the cat to cuddle with me, finally got her to sit with me and then immediately laughed too loud at a funny video, and she left
November 28, 2024 at 1:54 AM
spent 5 minutes trying to get the cat to cuddle with me, finally got her to sit with me and then immediately laughed too loud at a funny video, and she left
ngl when i finaly get on hrt im gonna be devastatingly hot
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 PM
ngl when i finaly get on hrt im gonna be devastatingly hot
Reposted by Selena Surreal
Fish are food, not friends
November 26, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Fish are food, not friends
"it sucks that you are the way that you are" - Valentine addressing my lactose intolerance
November 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
"it sucks that you are the way that you are" - Valentine addressing my lactose intolerance
can't wait to be the only queer in Brooklyn who hasn't seen the new wicked movie
November 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
can't wait to be the only queer in Brooklyn who hasn't seen the new wicked movie
you ever set loose approximately 1500 ladybugs into your apartment or are you a coward?
November 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
you ever set loose approximately 1500 ladybugs into your apartment or are you a coward?
which i think is probably a pretty accurate call
November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
which i think is probably a pretty accurate call
been describing my drag lately as "i don't get booked for brunch"
November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
been describing my drag lately as "i don't get booked for brunch"
still getting he/himed by clients after introducing myself as Lorelei is an insane experience, like this isn't a Johnny cash song, bitch im TRANS
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
still getting he/himed by clients after introducing myself as Lorelei is an insane experience, like this isn't a Johnny cash song, bitch im TRANS
*unless you're crazy person
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
*unless you're crazy person
Hopefully this kills twitter🥰
November 14, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Hopefully this kills twitter🥰