Segalow
@segalow.bsky.social
i like heavy metal music and video games
tranq is my bunny boo
if i muted/blocked you you probably did or said something really dumb
tranq is my bunny boo
if i muted/blocked you you probably did or said something really dumb
"how do we convince people who don't like AI/LLMs to give it a shot"
"let's force it onto everybody's computers and make them jump through hoops to get rid of it"
bang up job, microsoft. the electronic equivalent of sexual assault
maybe it's time to switch to linux
"let's force it onto everybody's computers and make them jump through hoops to get rid of it"
bang up job, microsoft. the electronic equivalent of sexual assault
maybe it's time to switch to linux
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"how do we convince people who don't like AI/LLMs to give it a shot"
"let's force it onto everybody's computers and make them jump through hoops to get rid of it"
bang up job, microsoft. the electronic equivalent of sexual assault
maybe it's time to switch to linux
"let's force it onto everybody's computers and make them jump through hoops to get rid of it"
bang up job, microsoft. the electronic equivalent of sexual assault
maybe it's time to switch to linux
MARK KNOPFLER: check out guitar george, he knows all the chords
GEORGE: yeah that's me
MARK KNOPFLER: strictly rhythm, he doesn't wanna make it cry or sing
GEORGE: that's a little personal man
MARK KNOPFLER: and an old guitar is all he can afford
GEORGE: excuse me, what the fuck
GEORGE: yeah that's me
MARK KNOPFLER: strictly rhythm, he doesn't wanna make it cry or sing
GEORGE: that's a little personal man
MARK KNOPFLER: and an old guitar is all he can afford
GEORGE: excuse me, what the fuck
October 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
MARK KNOPFLER: check out guitar george, he knows all the chords
GEORGE: yeah that's me
MARK KNOPFLER: strictly rhythm, he doesn't wanna make it cry or sing
GEORGE: that's a little personal man
MARK KNOPFLER: and an old guitar is all he can afford
GEORGE: excuse me, what the fuck
GEORGE: yeah that's me
MARK KNOPFLER: strictly rhythm, he doesn't wanna make it cry or sing
GEORGE: that's a little personal man
MARK KNOPFLER: and an old guitar is all he can afford
GEORGE: excuse me, what the fuck
man randy pitchford really does look like penn jillette got hit with a massive ability drain spell, negative level mf
September 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
man randy pitchford really does look like penn jillette got hit with a massive ability drain spell, negative level mf
lol fractured my toe on my bf's birthday in a completely unrelated stumble. ~~excellent timing~~
September 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
lol fractured my toe on my bf's birthday in a completely unrelated stumble. ~~excellent timing~~
i wonder how many scams i've avoided by being an extremely distrustful introvert
August 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i wonder how many scams i've avoided by being an extremely distrustful introvert
bursting into tears while failing to pour half-expired burger sauce into a dipping cup for my tater tots just in case you are wondering how i'm handling the stress from work
July 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
bursting into tears while failing to pour half-expired burger sauce into a dipping cup for my tater tots just in case you are wondering how i'm handling the stress from work
no more politics posts because I Can't Take It No More. instead, videogames and music stuff from now on.
if you like emo, listen to Sunny Day Real Estate. without their debut Diary, bands like Cap'n Jazz, My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday don't exist.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS3d...
if you like emo, listen to Sunny Day Real Estate. without their debut Diary, bands like Cap'n Jazz, My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday don't exist.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS3d...
Seven (Remastered)
YouTube video by Sunny Day Real Estate - Topic
www.youtube.com
June 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
no more politics posts because I Can't Take It No More. instead, videogames and music stuff from now on.
if you like emo, listen to Sunny Day Real Estate. without their debut Diary, bands like Cap'n Jazz, My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday don't exist.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS3d...
if you like emo, listen to Sunny Day Real Estate. without their debut Diary, bands like Cap'n Jazz, My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday don't exist.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS3d...
people finally learning that PirateSoftware is a narcissist who Doesn't Understand Anything is a bright point of my week
June 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
people finally learning that PirateSoftware is a narcissist who Doesn't Understand Anything is a bright point of my week
Watching that Nicodooz 3.08 performance live was something else, man. What a player.
June 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Watching that Nicodooz 3.08 performance live was something else, man. What a player.
Dr. Pepper tastes awful and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't. 23 flavors and they all suck
May 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dr. Pepper tastes awful and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't. 23 flavors and they all suck
Scalpers aren't people.
a man in a white shirt and black vest is dancing in front of a white brick wall .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and black vest is dancing in front of a white brick wall .
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Scalpers aren't people.
Try to treat Retail workers especially nice over the next few days. Memorial Day and its preceding weekend are very, very trying and most retail places are desperately understaffed at the behest of corporate overlords.
May 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Try to treat Retail workers especially nice over the next few days. Memorial Day and its preceding weekend are very, very trying and most retail places are desperately understaffed at the behest of corporate overlords.
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made some 5.5/10 lasagna tonight and tried to defend it, but accidentally said "on the plus size" for an astonishing self-own
May 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
made some 5.5/10 lasagna tonight and tried to defend it, but accidentally said "on the plus size" for an astonishing self-own
man, team spirit really does feel like Donk has to 1v5 sometimes, good for them for winning Astana but there needs to be significant tactical development if they want to stay in the top 3 because they won't be able to coast on Raw Firepower forever (see: TheMongolz)
May 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
man, team spirit really does feel like Donk has to 1v5 sometimes, good for them for winning Astana but there needs to be significant tactical development if they want to stay in the top 3 because they won't be able to coast on Raw Firepower forever (see: TheMongolz)
CS2 analysts after a superstar player has 135 ADR vs. a tier 3 team that gets paid in chicken nuggets and gas money (they will not win the grand final)
May 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
CS2 analysts after a superstar player has 135 ADR vs. a tier 3 team that gets paid in chicken nuggets and gas money (they will not win the grand final)
dramatically yelling "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!" as i open yet another e621 tab
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
dramatically yelling "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!" as i open yet another e621 tab
FaZe benching broky for s1mple is certainly A Move, if faze come out of this with a major it'll do wonders for the org's prestige, but if they bomb out in quarters or lower faze'll be totally washed
as long as they beat falcons i'll be happy either way though
as long as they beat falcons i'll be happy either way though
May 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
FaZe benching broky for s1mple is certainly A Move, if faze come out of this with a major it'll do wonders for the org's prestige, but if they bomb out in quarters or lower faze'll be totally washed
as long as they beat falcons i'll be happy either way though
as long as they beat falcons i'll be happy either way though
of every nintendo game announced in the last five years i'm unreasonably excited for tomodachi life 2. i just might go against my 'fuck nintendo' policy and buy it
March 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
of every nintendo game announced in the last five years i'm unreasonably excited for tomodachi life 2. i just might go against my 'fuck nintendo' policy and buy it
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oh yeah they made vids longer now so it's finally time to post chinese_tire_ballad.webm
March 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
oh yeah they made vids longer now so it's finally time to post chinese_tire_ballad.webm
doordashing your favorite thing from a restaurant, going back two days later and finding out it's mysteriously disappeared from the menu is the kind of shit that made ted kaczynski happen
March 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
doordashing your favorite thing from a restaurant, going back two days later and finding out it's mysteriously disappeared from the menu is the kind of shit that made ted kaczynski happen
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laughing myself stupid over the bf's response to a madden animation bug in which my QB rushed for a 1st down sideways
bf: "My scrambles are non-euclidean! My jukes are biblically accurate!!"
bf: "My scrambles are non-euclidean! My jukes are biblically accurate!!"
February 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
laughing myself stupid over the bf's response to a madden animation bug in which my QB rushed for a 1st down sideways
bf: "My scrambles are non-euclidean! My jukes are biblically accurate!!"
bf: "My scrambles are non-euclidean! My jukes are biblically accurate!!"
streamers playing rdr2: what if i hogtie this guy and throw him off a cliff, can i shoot his friend at the bottom before hogtied guy dies?!
me playing rdr2: ha ha horsie. i love my horsie
me playing rdr2: ha ha horsie. i love my horsie
February 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
streamers playing rdr2: what if i hogtie this guy and throw him off a cliff, can i shoot his friend at the bottom before hogtied guy dies?!
me playing rdr2: ha ha horsie. i love my horsie
me playing rdr2: ha ha horsie. i love my horsie