Glenn Lambert
@secretwoid.bsky.social
I choose to not believe that he blew Bill Clinton, until they show me the blue dress.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I choose to not believe that he blew Bill Clinton, until they show me the blue dress.
Mike Johnson news conference
bots GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY
Discover & share this bots GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.
giphy.com
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Mike Johnson news conference
As we wait to learn whether
(1) The Dumpster gets the Nobel, or
(2) He declares war against Norway, a relevant quote:
"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." — Tom Lehrer
(1) The Dumpster gets the Nobel, or
(2) He declares war against Norway, a relevant quote:
"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." — Tom Lehrer
October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
As we wait to learn whether
(1) The Dumpster gets the Nobel, or
(2) He declares war against Norway, a relevant quote:
"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." — Tom Lehrer
(1) The Dumpster gets the Nobel, or
(2) He declares war against Norway, a relevant quote:
"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." — Tom Lehrer
He looked better when he was dead.
September 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He looked better when he was dead.
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Let's stop calling what's going on in our streets "deportation." That word implies a legal process. What's happening now is better described as abduction, or kidnapping, or even disappearing.
June 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Let's stop calling what's going on in our streets "deportation." That word implies a legal process. What's happening now is better described as abduction, or kidnapping, or even disappearing.
I went to Columbia.
I'd like to return my diploma.
Actually I didn't get a diploma, but the point is made.
I'd like to return my diploma.
Actually I didn't get a diploma, but the point is made.
March 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I went to Columbia.
I'd like to return my diploma.
Actually I didn't get a diploma, but the point is made.
I'd like to return my diploma.
Actually I didn't get a diploma, but the point is made.
Re WaPo… Turns out “Democracy Dies in Darkness” wasn’t a warning, it was a promise!
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Re WaPo… Turns out “Democracy Dies in Darkness” wasn’t a warning, it was a promise!
Investment tip: Iron lung manufacturers.
February 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Investment tip: Iron lung manufacturers.
Let's call Musk and his kid the Big Snot and the Little Snot.
February 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Let's call Musk and his kid the Big Snot and the Little Snot.
Newly discovered historic photo
January 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Newly discovered historic photo
They're hitting the ground goose-stepping.
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
They're hitting the ground goose-stepping.
Some things never change..
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Some things never change..