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SecretSerpent
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29, He/Him, Chronic Transformers Guy, Now With More Horny Thoughts and Kink Indulgence! If you’re not 18+, Get Off My Lawn!
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this has become the designated Big Women and Media Opinions Zone and honestly? ideal scenario for here
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line that retroactively got better
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Trigun's Milly and her pudding, name a more iconic duo
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Call the Energy and Commerce majority number and demand these bills go through more and detailed hearings because they cannot be rammed through with such little thought

(202) 225-3641
wants this to be the last meeting on this matter before they turn bills into laws.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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“… That’s not true! Ansem’s experiments might have changed Bella’s mind, but there’s one thing he could never take away from her — her heart!”
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Comm! Rapid-fire TF
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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she lived. she served cunt. she died.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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somehow they keep getting bigger
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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#NoFartNovember DAY 14:

You get a lot of time to chat during practice when you have to keep waiting for your hot air balloon of a teammate to waddle her way across the field 🏈💨

#inflation #bloating #footballblimp #bellypants #nsfw
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Bowser's Massterpiece
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Godspeed carrying this wide ride, Link
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Berry alts 🫐
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Commissions are open!

Christmas bills are a bit scary so any support is appreciated!
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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These mobility nerfs are getting to be complete bullshit
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Can u handle her #OnePiece
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Reposting these pics in light of her appearance in the new episode 👁️👁️

Nowadays I see her more in the feeder role though, I’m gonna draw Charlie fat at some point lol
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM