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Now that I'm only nominally a star war, it feels like I should move on from the false advertising of being a horny boba fett account. But if not a horny boba fett account then what am I???
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
This take pisses me off so much. You can! You can tell people! Maybe pregnancy would be less isolating and awful and sad if, instead of acting like you have to suffer in silence in case something bad happens, we could get comfortable talking about the bad things!
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This take pisses me off so much. You can! You can tell people! Maybe pregnancy would be less isolating and awful and sad if, instead of acting like you have to suffer in silence in case something bad happens, we could get comfortable talking about the bad things!
Perry: Shoosheh thought I was gonna give her this whole bread and she got sooooo excited like “hell yeah it’s christmas.” and then she remembered she’s a good Muslim dog who doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Perry: Shoosheh thought I was gonna give her this whole bread and she got sooooo excited like “hell yeah it’s christmas.” and then she remembered she’s a good Muslim dog who doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
What if...I take a nap. But I really need to get things done because I can already tell I'm going to be too tired tomorrow to do anything after work.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What if...I take a nap. But I really need to get things done because I can already tell I'm going to be too tired tomorrow to do anything after work.
FOUR HUNDRED YULETIDE WORDS.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
FOUR HUNDRED YULETIDE WORDS.
If I can stay awake long enough to get to 350 words on my Yuletide today, I probably won't need to default. I also need to put laundry away, vacuum, have a phonecall with my Boston roomies, and at least try to walk the Shoosh (it's snowing).
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If I can stay awake long enough to get to 350 words on my Yuletide today, I probably won't need to default. I also need to put laundry away, vacuum, have a phonecall with my Boston roomies, and at least try to walk the Shoosh (it's snowing).
If I knocked a chink off the glass mixing bowl on bake-off I would simply not redo it. They probably won’t get any glass, they’ll be fine.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If I knocked a chink off the glass mixing bowl on bake-off I would simply not redo it. They probably won’t get any glass, they’ll be fine.
Making @thecarie.bsky.social 's pancake recipe two days in a row
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Making @thecarie.bsky.social 's pancake recipe two days in a row
Wanted to be an archaelogist, realized I also wanted to eat (and that working on ancient Roman shit was just not going to be in the cards and that was all I cared about). Pivoted to linguistic anthropology, decided that I still wanted to eat, got into a pre-req program for my clinical masters.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wanted to be an archaelogist, realized I also wanted to eat (and that working on ancient Roman shit was just not going to be in the cards and that was all I cared about). Pivoted to linguistic anthropology, decided that I still wanted to eat, got into a pre-req program for my clinical masters.
✔️Brush shoosh
✔️laundry
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
I’ll vacuum and put the laundry away tomorrow. Today has been for naps. I‘m starting to think finishing my Yuletide might not be in the cards for me…
✔️laundry
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
I’ll vacuum and put the laundry away tomorrow. Today has been for naps. I‘m starting to think finishing my Yuletide might not be in the cards for me…
✔️Brush shoosh
Vacuum
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
Shoosh park report: A+
It was super busy but she listened great and ate hardly any grass. It was icy so we only ran around for about 20 minutes, but it was good for her. My goal is for her to get at least 20 minutes of cardio 2x/wk.
Vacuum
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
Shoosh park report: A+
It was super busy but she listened great and ate hardly any grass. It was icy so we only ran around for about 20 minutes, but it was good for her. My goal is for her to get at least 20 minutes of cardio 2x/wk.
Plan for the day:
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
✔️Brush shoosh
✔️laundry
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
I’ll vacuum and put the laundry away tomorrow. Today has been for naps. I‘m starting to think finishing my Yuletide might not be in the cards for me…
✔️laundry
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
I’ll vacuum and put the laundry away tomorrow. Today has been for naps. I‘m starting to think finishing my Yuletide might not be in the cards for me…
*watching bakeoff* should I make a basque cheesecake
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
*watching bakeoff* should I make a basque cheesecake
put turkey in deep fryer. no problems ever in deep fryer. deep fryer perfect for make delicious turkey. friend deep fryer.
Are all the Americans ready to deep fry their turkeys?
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
put turkey in deep fryer. no problems ever in deep fryer. deep fryer perfect for make delicious turkey. friend deep fryer.
✔️Brush shoosh
Vacuum
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
Shoosh park report: A+
It was super busy but she listened great and ate hardly any grass. It was icy so we only ran around for about 20 minutes, but it was good for her. My goal is for her to get at least 20 minutes of cardio 2x/wk.
Vacuum
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
Shoosh park report: A+
It was super busy but she listened great and ate hardly any grass. It was icy so we only ran around for about 20 minutes, but it was good for her. My goal is for her to get at least 20 minutes of cardio 2x/wk.
Plan for the day:
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
✔️Brush shoosh
Vacuum
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
Shoosh park report: A+
It was super busy but she listened great and ate hardly any grass. It was icy so we only ran around for about 20 minutes, but it was good for her. My goal is for her to get at least 20 minutes of cardio 2x/wk.
Vacuum
✔️Take shoosh to park
Cook
Shoosh park report: A+
It was super busy but she listened great and ate hardly any grass. It was icy so we only ran around for about 20 minutes, but it was good for her. My goal is for her to get at least 20 minutes of cardio 2x/wk.
#projectsciencebaby today is that sweet spot of symptoms where I can tell I’m having them but they’re not knocking me on my ass. Ideal.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#projectsciencebaby today is that sweet spot of symptoms where I can tell I’m having them but they’re not knocking me on my ass. Ideal.
Are all the Americans ready to deep fry their turkeys?
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Are all the Americans ready to deep fry their turkeys?
Plan for the day:
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Plan for the day:
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
Brush shoosh
Vacuum
Take shoosh to park
Cook
Some princess babies
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Some princess babies
How did I get accepted into every midwife practice in the city? the one with the queer midwife who led the round table just accepted me and I think I’m going to switch just so I don’t have to worry about the faint possibility of conflict of interest with the other one. It’s a stress I don’t need.
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How did I get accepted into every midwife practice in the city? the one with the queer midwife who led the round table just accepted me and I think I’m going to switch just so I don’t have to worry about the faint possibility of conflict of interest with the other one. It’s a stress I don’t need.
Oh hey the nausea is back with a vengeance. What a weird thing to be grateful for.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh hey the nausea is back with a vengeance. What a weird thing to be grateful for.
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I am looking for a good book on the Etruscans. Ideally more general audience than scholarly. I read some academic history writing but for what I want endless "more/less significant than previously thought" arguments with the previous generation of historians are not it.
Recommendations appreciated!
Recommendations appreciated!
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I am looking for a good book on the Etruscans. Ideally more general audience than scholarly. I read some academic history writing but for what I want endless "more/less significant than previously thought" arguments with the previous generation of historians are not it.
Recommendations appreciated!
Recommendations appreciated!
One of the newborn hearing ladies was asking me while I was getting water do we have to wear masks and complaining about a mom who was upset that they didn’t mask when they tested her baby’s hearing. I was like “well given the measles situation, I don’t blame her. >:(“
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
One of the newborn hearing ladies was asking me while I was getting water do we have to wear masks and complaining about a mom who was upset that they didn’t mask when they tested her baby’s hearing. I was like “well given the measles situation, I don’t blame her. >:(“
#projectsciencebaby having a meltdown because I don't have any symptoms. I feel totally normal. I started worrying last night because I felt weird, and I was really hoping I'd wake up feeling awful. The pregnant people of reddit say that even this is normal, but I just have such a bad feeling
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
#projectsciencebaby having a meltdown because I don't have any symptoms. I feel totally normal. I started worrying last night because I felt weird, and I was really hoping I'd wake up feeling awful. The pregnant people of reddit say that even this is normal, but I just have such a bad feeling
Shoosh walk report: A
Very good puppy. I almost barfed once because I got a hair in my mouth. The cramps seemed better while I was walking but kicked back in again as soon as I got home. MIL (former advanced nurse) and all the moms say not to worry.
Very good puppy. I almost barfed once because I got a hair in my mouth. The cramps seemed better while I was walking but kicked back in again as soon as I got home. MIL (former advanced nurse) and all the moms say not to worry.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Shoosh walk report: A
Very good puppy. I almost barfed once because I got a hair in my mouth. The cramps seemed better while I was walking but kicked back in again as soon as I got home. MIL (former advanced nurse) and all the moms say not to worry.
Very good puppy. I almost barfed once because I got a hair in my mouth. The cramps seemed better while I was walking but kicked back in again as soon as I got home. MIL (former advanced nurse) and all the moms say not to worry.
#projectsciencebaby Started up again as soon as I woke up. They can’t do anything at the clinic unless I start bleeding or have ectopic symptoms, so I guess I have to just try not to think about it.
#projectsciencebaby I have continued to have these frequent cramps that feel like electric shocks all day. The nurse and also Reddit (I know, I know) have all confirmed that this is within the realm of normal but it is freaking me the fuck out.
I’m having a super high anxiety morning (twinges/cramps) so I’m going to walk the dog, have a snack, and do some work. Plan for the rest of the day is to vacuum, cook, and go to French class.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
#projectsciencebaby Started up again as soon as I woke up. They can’t do anything at the clinic unless I start bleeding or have ectopic symptoms, so I guess I have to just try not to think about it.
#projectsciencebaby I have continued to have these frequent cramps that feel like electric shocks all day. The nurse and also Reddit (I know, I know) have all confirmed that this is within the realm of normal but it is freaking me the fuck out.
I’m having a super high anxiety morning (twinges/cramps) so I’m going to walk the dog, have a snack, and do some work. Plan for the rest of the day is to vacuum, cook, and go to French class.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
#projectsciencebaby I have continued to have these frequent cramps that feel like electric shocks all day. The nurse and also Reddit (I know, I know) have all confirmed that this is within the realm of normal but it is freaking me the fuck out.
I might...have to email my mother. I'm trying to track down my medical records of my breast reduction from 2005-ish to see how it was done and what odds they gave of breastfeeding success. The doctor is retired and the clinic only keeps records for 10 years.
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I might...have to email my mother. I'm trying to track down my medical records of my breast reduction from 2005-ish to see how it was done and what odds they gave of breastfeeding success. The doctor is retired and the clinic only keeps records for 10 years.