Sean Sebastian
@seanseb.bsky.social
A proud member of the squirtle squad
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Complete list of shortstops in MLB history with 2000 hits, 200 home runs, and 400 stolen bases:
1) Jimmy Rollins
1) Jimmy Rollins
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Complete list of shortstops in MLB history with 2000 hits, 200 home runs, and 400 stolen bases:
1) Jimmy Rollins
1) Jimmy Rollins
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I wrote about the theme of a great deal of New York theater this fall: you might maybe leave the church, or it might leave you, but you can’t leave the music:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/t...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/t...
Has Theater Become Everybody’s Church?
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I wrote about the theme of a great deal of New York theater this fall: you might maybe leave the church, or it might leave you, but you can’t leave the music:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/t...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/t...
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You know the writer pitched Shoppers Disappointed In Size of Betty Crockers Box as a hed and was told to change it
Last year Betty Crocker shrank the size of their cake mixes. Decades of cake-mix-based recipes are now broken. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
The 70-Year-Old Beloved Boxed Mix Grandmas Won’t Be Buying Anymore
"It's just so upsetting."
www.yahoo.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You know the writer pitched Shoppers Disappointed In Size of Betty Crockers Box as a hed and was told to change it
I always felt that the yellow ranger was the introvert of the group. She didn't speak up much.. either that or racism.
June 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I always felt that the yellow ranger was the introvert of the group. She didn't speak up much.. either that or racism.
You ever think the red power ranger ever had an existential crisis, quit the Rangers, moved to Japan and started taking pottery lessons?
June 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever think the red power ranger ever had an existential crisis, quit the Rangers, moved to Japan and started taking pottery lessons?
Are shrooms the philosophy majors of the vegetable world? More to ponder abput in the shower
June 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Are shrooms the philosophy majors of the vegetable world? More to ponder abput in the shower
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A large contingent of federal vehicles letft, pursued by protesters. One protester appears to have been hit by the vehicle, and was unconscious.pp
June 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A large contingent of federal vehicles letft, pursued by protesters. One protester appears to have been hit by the vehicle, and was unconscious.pp
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Indias overall poverty rate is 15%. In Kerala it is less than .7% and they are targeting the few families left specifically to lift them out
May 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Indias overall poverty rate is 15%. In Kerala it is less than .7% and they are targeting the few families left specifically to lift them out
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Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
May 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
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If you're gonna subscribe to a 'big' paper I've always suggested my hometown homies at The Inky
Contrasted with NYT, here's a newspaper exercising responsible editorial judgment.
May 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you're gonna subscribe to a 'big' paper I've always suggested my hometown homies at The Inky
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March 27, 2015.
Nitin Ramachandran, a 13-year-old boy fighting brain cancer, asked the Make-A-Wish Foundation to make one of his dreams come true: He wanted to meet Washington Wizards players.
The Wizards pulled out all the stops.
(a thread 🧵)
Nitin Ramachandran, a 13-year-old boy fighting brain cancer, asked the Make-A-Wish Foundation to make one of his dreams come true: He wanted to meet Washington Wizards players.
The Wizards pulled out all the stops.
(a thread 🧵)
April 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
March 27, 2015.
Nitin Ramachandran, a 13-year-old boy fighting brain cancer, asked the Make-A-Wish Foundation to make one of his dreams come true: He wanted to meet Washington Wizards players.
The Wizards pulled out all the stops.
(a thread 🧵)
Nitin Ramachandran, a 13-year-old boy fighting brain cancer, asked the Make-A-Wish Foundation to make one of his dreams come true: He wanted to meet Washington Wizards players.
The Wizards pulled out all the stops.
(a thread 🧵)
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PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
ME: no problem
[later with a tour group]
ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…
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Despite it all
It's still Moose Monday
It's still Moose Monday
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Despite it all
It's still Moose Monday
It's still Moose Monday
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Bill Burr rips into Israeli war crimes in his new standup special
March 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Bill Burr rips into Israeli war crimes in his new standup special
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Nikai's howl gives us chills - the good kind 🐺
March 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Nikai's howl gives us chills - the good kind 🐺
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Went down a rabbit hole after watching CONCLAVE last night and was shocked to learn that the guy who played Cardinal Benítez took up acting in the pandemic in his 50s. This was his first big role!
For anyone who loves stories about late bloomers:
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
For anyone who loves stories about late bloomers:
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
In star-studded 'Conclave,' newcomer Carlos Diehz steals the spotlight
Carlos Diehz, who makes his feature film debut as Cardinal Benitez in the papal thriller 'Conclave,' discusses his unorthodox journey to the screen and more.
www.latimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Went down a rabbit hole after watching CONCLAVE last night and was shocked to learn that the guy who played Cardinal Benítez took up acting in the pandemic in his 50s. This was his first big role!
For anyone who loves stories about late bloomers:
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
For anyone who loves stories about late bloomers:
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
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The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going”
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going”
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
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Saquon Barkley wins NFL Offensive Player of the Year Award 🏆, Eric Allen inducted into Pro Football Hall of Fame 👤
www.phillyvoice.com/saquon-barkl...
www.phillyvoice.com/saquon-barkl...
Saquon Barkley wins NFL Offensive Player of the Year Award, Eric Allen inducted into Pro Football Hall of Fame
Philadelphia Eagles RB Saquon Barkley, LB Zack Baun, CB Quinyon Mitchell, CB Cooper DeJean, and DC Vic Fangio were all finalists for regular season individual awards by the Associated Press. The winne...
www.phillyvoice.com
February 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Saquon Barkley wins NFL Offensive Player of the Year Award 🏆, Eric Allen inducted into Pro Football Hall of Fame 👤
www.phillyvoice.com/saquon-barkl...
www.phillyvoice.com/saquon-barkl...
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We appear to have gained 500 followers in the past couple of hours, so here’s a picture of our store, the oldest mystery fiction bookstore in the world. We ship — mysteriousbookshop.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We appear to have gained 500 followers in the past couple of hours, so here’s a picture of our store, the oldest mystery fiction bookstore in the world. We ship — mysteriousbookshop.com
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Run it back.
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Run it back.
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The best howls make you smile 🙂
January 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The best howls make you smile 🙂
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Breaking News: Former Senator Robert Menendez was sentenced to 11 years in prison after being convicted in an international bribery scheme. nyti.ms/4aHUlrh
January 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Breaking News: Former Senator Robert Menendez was sentenced to 11 years in prison after being convicted in an international bribery scheme. nyti.ms/4aHUlrh
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Inhale the positive. Exhale the negative.
January 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Inhale the positive. Exhale the negative.
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What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself?
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 AM
What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself?
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
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