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Reposted by Séamus Hanly
You’re telling me it’s STILL November?!
November 30, 2023 at 11:57 AM
What did the producer say to the disorganised cinematographer?

“Get a grip!”
January 29, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Pogue/Póg = Kiss. Shane was the singer.

That makes him the only kiss singer worth mourning.
November 30, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Farty Fart and the Stinky Bunch
November 30, 2023 at 1:56 PM
You’re telling me it’s STILL November?!
November 30, 2023 at 11:57 AM
The Appauling Hulk: Instead of taking responsibility and leaving town after his outbursts, Bruce Banner claims that he has no control when he’s the Hulk and therefore can’t be blamed, stays in the once place and causes the local comedy scene to be fraut with tension.
November 23, 2023 at 8:41 PM
I think Michael Myers just wanted to check if people were cake.
November 23, 2023 at 8:40 PM
When I was a kid, a another kid from school played Super Mario at my house, and kept referring to the coins as rings. I think that was the first time I witnessed culture shock.
November 4, 2023 at 2:29 PM
November 1, 2023 at 12:16 PM
I find it very hard to tell if I’m good at keeping a secret because no one ever tells me anything or listens to me.
September 29, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I have nothing to declare but my anxiety.
September 29, 2023 at 12:17 AM
This is awful. I’m not British!
August 25, 2023 at 11:43 AM
July 21, 2023 at 11:40 PM
July 21, 2023 at 1:24 AM
American shows keep doing that thing where a character goes to Europe and meets a weirdo, who is clearly a weirdo on their own terms, and not reflective of Europe, but we’re still meant to be all like lol that’s Europe.
July 19, 2023 at 5:40 PM
It’s surprising that Sean Connery wasn’t in Whiplash considering he’d both been a Russian and a Dragon.
July 19, 2023 at 4:51 PM
your mission should you choose to impossible
July 18, 2023 at 12:30 PM
People were upset when Bob Dylan went from black & white to colour, but fair play he stuck to his guns.
July 16, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Warm up double bill
July 14, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Is the smoke alarm supposed to make a final death scream when you remove the battery, or did this one become sentient?
July 13, 2023 at 9:45 AM
I really want the Wonka movie to be set in a world where chocolate is only allowed for adults, so a burly posho with a tache can shout, “This is outrageous! Chocolate… for CHILDREN?!?!!!”
July 12, 2023 at 11:20 AM
Reposted by Séamus Hanly
SLUGWORTH — an origin movie where he’s the Salieri to Wonka’s Mozart. Michael Shannon stars?
July 11, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Siemens is so close to being a palindrome. And who wouldn’t want a Snemens phone?
July 8, 2023 at 10:41 AM
July 8, 2023 at 10:39 AM
I hope I’m funnier on Bluesky, otherwise what’s the point?
July 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM