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JD Vance finally found a woman who will dress as a couch for him.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
JD Vance finally found a woman who will dress as a couch for him.
This is the most savage one yet!
September 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is the most savage one yet!
Riddle me this.
September 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Riddle me this.
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Opinion | I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump. But if he cannot stop Benjamin Netanyahu from annexing Gaza, I will have no choice but to vote for him again to send a message to Democrats.
August 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Opinion | I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump. But if he cannot stop Benjamin Netanyahu from annexing Gaza, I will have no choice but to vote for him again to send a message to Democrats.
Dostoevsky writes stories about young minds falling in and pulling themselves out of radicalized movements due to the suspect ability of narcissism. There could not be a better writer for this time and place. I write this as someone who believes Crime and Punishment amhelped shape me for the better.
July 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dostoevsky writes stories about young minds falling in and pulling themselves out of radicalized movements due to the suspect ability of narcissism. There could not be a better writer for this time and place. I write this as someone who believes Crime and Punishment amhelped shape me for the better.
The scary part of Trump's bill that deserves more attention and should not be ignored.
JD Vance is salivating at the prospect of tens of billions of additional dollars for detentions. That's why this death is such a big deal: It's a harbinger of much, much worse to come once detentions really ramp up.
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The scary part of Trump's bill that deserves more attention and should not be ignored.
Part of why I hate Meta, I was on when it was thefacebook and was disappointed years later when they had no customer service despite the owner being a billionaire.
The wildest part about us getting banned on instagram and threads and all meta platforms without warning or explanation is not even being able to get in touch with a human being about it.
Dystopian, Orwellian shit.
Dystopian, Orwellian shit.
June 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Part of why I hate Meta, I was on when it was thefacebook and was disappointed years later when they had no customer service despite the owner being a billionaire.
Tennessee Holler is getting some attention for being banned from Threads so I am hoping we can Streisand effect this and bring more attention to them here.
CHATTANOOGA: “The Presbyterian Church in America has voted resoundingly to condemn racial supremacy and commit to study Christian nationalism as it relates to the denomination's adopted confession of faith.” www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/ju...
June 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tennessee Holler is getting some attention for being banned from Threads so I am hoping we can Streisand effect this and bring more attention to them here.
Gov. Newsom signed a ban on private for-profit prisons. Now ICE is renewing the contracts.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
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ICE wants to expand detention capacity in California. This new facility will be the largest in the state
CoreCivic has reached an agreement with ICE to convert its California City facility into federal immigrant detention.
www.latimes.com
June 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Gov. Newsom signed a ban on private for-profit prisons. Now ICE is renewing the contracts.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Mike Luckovich always gives me the feels.
May 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Mike Luckovich always gives me the feels.
Will cancer survive Dark Brandon?
May 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Will cancer survive Dark Brandon?
My wife knows I am loyal because I have not left her for my girlfriend.
May 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My wife knows I am loyal because I have not left her for my girlfriend.
Christians these days wouldn't recognize a false idol even if it photoshopped itself as the pope during the conclave.
May 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Christians these days wouldn't recognize a false idol even if it photoshopped itself as the pope during the conclave.
Hurts to laugh so hard.
Opinion | 250 Years of Democracy is Enough
April 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hurts to laugh so hard.
Hurts more than it should.
April 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hurts more than it should.
Well damn!
Polls show that 70% of Americans feel that the United States is still a functioning democracy. But in this El Salvadoran prison, they aren't so sure.
March 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Well damn!
This is the corporate Jesus that will make the Antichrist great again!
Jesus got the Romans to pay for his crucifixion. So why shouldn’t I get corporate sponsors of my Easter celebration?
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
March 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is the corporate Jesus that will make the Antichrist great again!
God this makes me feel good to see!
Breaking character: Check out this graph of polls for the 2025 Canadian elections. BLUE is conservative, red is liberal. Never seen anything like this. Some is Carney replacing Trudeau perhaps, but almost all is a reaction to Trump. (Earlier I described con as purple but it's more blue.)
March 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
God this makes me feel good to see!
One of the few articles I have seen that just says it like it is.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Why is Donald Trump crashing the US economy? Because he’s high on his own supply of fake news | Jonathan Freedland
Addicted to Fox News and outlets even more extreme, the president finds justification for actions disastrous to Americans and the world, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland
www.theguardian.com
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
One of the few articles I have seen that just says it like it is.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Still not sure I agree with Dems voting for the CR but this article at least gave me some insights and makes me wonder if the shutdown wouldn't play into Republicans hands and possibly be the bad idea Musk and Trump want.
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Has Wanted the Government Shutdown
Sources tell WIRED that Elon Musk has wanted a government shutdown in part because it would potentially make it easier to eliminate the jobs of hundreds of thousands of federal workers.
www.wired.com
March 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Still not sure I agree with Dems voting for the CR but this article at least gave me some insights and makes me wonder if the shutdown wouldn't play into Republicans hands and possibly be the bad idea Musk and Trump want.
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Donald Trump to tariff the United States next.
March 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Donald Trump to tariff the United States next.
Donald Trump got representative Victoria Spatz to change her vote just by yelling at her. This is how weak the Republicans are.
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newrepublic.com/post/192088/...
How Trump Bullied MAGA Rep. Into Changing Her Vote on Budget Bill
Representative Victoria Spartz originally said she would vote against the reconciliation bill.
newrepublic.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Donald Trump got representative Victoria Spatz to change her vote just by yelling at her. This is how weak the Republicans are.
newrepublic.com/post/192088/...
newrepublic.com/post/192088/...
Elon Musk Warns of Layoffs During US Merger With Russia
"For example, did you know America pays back social security to the elderly? Such waste! And don’t even get me started on the USAID, congressmen, or the judicial branch.”
"For example, did you know America pays back social security to the elderly? Such waste! And don’t even get me started on the USAID, congressmen, or the judicial branch.”
February 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Elon Musk Warns of Layoffs During US Merger With Russia
"For example, did you know America pays back social security to the elderly? Such waste! And don’t even get me started on the USAID, congressmen, or the judicial branch.”
"For example, did you know America pays back social security to the elderly? Such waste! And don’t even get me started on the USAID, congressmen, or the judicial branch.”
What are congressional Republicans going to do about this?
Here we go.
Certain generals must be removed before any martial law plan is put into action—as Trump and Hegseth are worried there may still be some generals out there who support the Constitution rather than his proposed dictatorship.
This is a political purge intended as a precursor to far more.
Certain generals must be removed before any martial law plan is put into action—as Trump and Hegseth are worried there may still be some generals out there who support the Constitution rather than his proposed dictatorship.
This is a political purge intended as a precursor to far more.
February 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What are congressional Republicans going to do about this?