Chaos in a Coffee Cup
@seahaul.bsky.social
Screaming into the void.
Fuck politeness.
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Fuck politeness.
Hey Congress. Put a fucking leash on your mutt.
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Hey Congress. Put a fucking leash on your mutt.
It's the bold, blatant, dripping in blood hypocrisy for me.
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM
It's the bold, blatant, dripping in blood hypocrisy for me.
To demand 'peaceful protest' is to demand we give up because for them, there is no protest peaceful enough. They don't want any protest. They don't want any resistance.
They want complete obedience.
And they've fucking said as much.
They want complete obedience.
And they've fucking said as much.
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
To demand 'peaceful protest' is to demand we give up because for them, there is no protest peaceful enough. They don't want any protest. They don't want any resistance.
They want complete obedience.
And they've fucking said as much.
They want complete obedience.
And they've fucking said as much.
*looks at garden*
Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly...
Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly...
Leavitt: "I would encourage Gov. Walz and other Democrats who are demeaning law enforcement to sit down and have a cup of coffee with an ICE agent"
January 15, 2026 at 6:56 PM
*looks at garden*
Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly...
Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly...
Ugh. On today's episode of Death Education Corner:
Interment- to bury
Internment- imprisonment
Casket-rectangular burial container
Coffin- six-sided, tapered burial container
Embalmers in a funeral home do not perform autopsies
There's no 'A' in cemetery
You're welcome.
Interment- to bury
Internment- imprisonment
Casket-rectangular burial container
Coffin- six-sided, tapered burial container
Embalmers in a funeral home do not perform autopsies
There's no 'A' in cemetery
You're welcome.
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Ugh. On today's episode of Death Education Corner:
Interment- to bury
Internment- imprisonment
Casket-rectangular burial container
Coffin- six-sided, tapered burial container
Embalmers in a funeral home do not perform autopsies
There's no 'A' in cemetery
You're welcome.
Interment- to bury
Internment- imprisonment
Casket-rectangular burial container
Coffin- six-sided, tapered burial container
Embalmers in a funeral home do not perform autopsies
There's no 'A' in cemetery
You're welcome.
Bargain basement Lex Luthor
NEWSMAX: I want to get your reaction to the shooting in Minneapolis
SEN. RICKETTS: It's terrible. Friday is actually Law Enforcement Appreciation Day & we should really celebrate what our law enforcement officers do to keep us safe. It's really discouraging to see these attacks on law enforcement
SEN. RICKETTS: It's terrible. Friday is actually Law Enforcement Appreciation Day & we should really celebrate what our law enforcement officers do to keep us safe. It's really discouraging to see these attacks on law enforcement
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Bargain basement Lex Luthor
So far this morning I've read nothing but bald-faced lies pouring out of the mouths of Republicans like rivers of shit.
Meanwhile, the opposition party is no more effective than a muzzled dog.
What good is a government that never emotionally graduated from the playground?
Meanwhile, the opposition party is no more effective than a muzzled dog.
What good is a government that never emotionally graduated from the playground?
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
So far this morning I've read nothing but bald-faced lies pouring out of the mouths of Republicans like rivers of shit.
Meanwhile, the opposition party is no more effective than a muzzled dog.
What good is a government that never emotionally graduated from the playground?
Meanwhile, the opposition party is no more effective than a muzzled dog.
What good is a government that never emotionally graduated from the playground?
Jim, do you have any thoughts of your own, or is that GOP hand so far up your ass it's completely removed your brain?
Rep. Jim Jordan: "I trust the commander in chief. I think the vast majority of Americans do as well. This guy projects strengths. Look at the track record."
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Jim, do you have any thoughts of your own, or is that GOP hand so far up your ass it's completely removed your brain?
'We couldn't get Congress in on it bc Congress has leaks.'
MY GUY. SecDef is a walking sieve with a drinking problem.
MY GUY. SecDef is a walking sieve with a drinking problem.
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
'We couldn't get Congress in on it bc Congress has leaks.'
MY GUY. SecDef is a walking sieve with a drinking problem.
MY GUY. SecDef is a walking sieve with a drinking problem.
Waking up to news of a coup.
I can't find my bingo card, but at this point, I'm pretty sure it was on there.
I can't find my bingo card, but at this point, I'm pretty sure it was on there.
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Waking up to news of a coup.
I can't find my bingo card, but at this point, I'm pretty sure it was on there.
I can't find my bingo card, but at this point, I'm pretty sure it was on there.
Y'all.
We can't wait till the fucking midterms.
We can't wait till the fucking midterms.
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Y'all.
We can't wait till the fucking midterms.
We can't wait till the fucking midterms.
*gestures wildly at the US*
how the FUCK did we get here then?!
how the FUCK did we get here then?!
Greenland Envoy Gov. Jeff Landry: "Look, the United States has always been a welcoming party. We don't go in there trying to conquer anybody and trying to take over anybody's country. We say, 'Listen. We represent liberty. We represented economic strength. We represent protection.'"
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*gestures wildly at the US*
how the FUCK did we get here then?!
how the FUCK did we get here then?!
Can we stop with the bullshit comparison of the president's behavior to a lobotomized patient? It's absolutely fucking insulting to those who've had medically necessary lobotomies, *especially when they act nothing like this piece of shit*
Fucking Christ, try harder. You're being lazy.
Fucking Christ, try harder. You're being lazy.
December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Can we stop with the bullshit comparison of the president's behavior to a lobotomized patient? It's absolutely fucking insulting to those who've had medically necessary lobotomies, *especially when they act nothing like this piece of shit*
Fucking Christ, try harder. You're being lazy.
Fucking Christ, try harder. You're being lazy.
No gods. No masters.
JD Vance gets the biggest applause of his speech so far when he says "by the grace of God we always will be a Christian nation"
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
No gods. No masters.
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The Trump EPA has nearly doubled the amount of formaldehyde considered safe to inhale compared with a Biden-era assessment, which had already significantly underestimated the dangers of the chemical, a ProPublica investigation found.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
Under Former Chemical Industry Insiders, Trump EPA Nearly Doubles Amount of Formaldehyde Considered Safe to Inhale
Chemical industry lobbyists have long pushed the government to adopt a less stringent approach to gauging the cancer risk from chemicals, one that would help ease regulations on companies that make or...
www.propublica.org
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Trump EPA has nearly doubled the amount of formaldehyde considered safe to inhale compared with a Biden-era assessment, which had already significantly underestimated the dangers of the chemical, a ProPublica investigation found.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
These Republican wannabros talking about 'returning to masculinity' and getting all hot and bothered by violence... Reminds me of something...
Oh right. Ted Bundy.
Oh right. Ted Bundy.
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
These Republican wannabros talking about 'returning to masculinity' and getting all hot and bothered by violence... Reminds me of something...
Oh right. Ted Bundy.
Oh right. Ted Bundy.
Hang on. People are legit questioning whether a drunk frat boy with delusions of grandeur who leaked war plans in a chat ACTUALLY said 'kill them all' after learning there were survivors?
Of course he did. And he probably got off on it.
Of course he did. And he probably got off on it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hang on. People are legit questioning whether a drunk frat boy with delusions of grandeur who leaked war plans in a chat ACTUALLY said 'kill them all' after learning there were survivors?
Of course he did. And he probably got off on it.
Of course he did. And he probably got off on it.
The nonsensical rambling says it all. This is a man of diminished capacity who is simply not fit to be running a country.
If a CEO started talking like this, the board would get rid of him.
If a CEO started talking like this, the board would get rid of him.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The nonsensical rambling says it all. This is a man of diminished capacity who is simply not fit to be running a country.
If a CEO started talking like this, the board would get rid of him.
If a CEO started talking like this, the board would get rid of him.
The 'leaders' of our country are investigating former military government officials for the 'seditious behavior' of...
*checks notes*
... reminding members of the military of their sworn duty under UCMJ.
In case anyone was curious how the fascist takeover is going.
*checks notes*
... reminding members of the military of their sworn duty under UCMJ.
In case anyone was curious how the fascist takeover is going.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The 'leaders' of our country are investigating former military government officials for the 'seditious behavior' of...
*checks notes*
... reminding members of the military of their sworn duty under UCMJ.
In case anyone was curious how the fascist takeover is going.
*checks notes*
... reminding members of the military of their sworn duty under UCMJ.
In case anyone was curious how the fascist takeover is going.
Look. I'm just saying, me in my business clothes isn't a good idea. That's a whole other bitch you don't wanna fuck with.
How bout you show ME some respect and lemme chill on my FUCKING VACATION.
How bout you show ME some respect and lemme chill on my FUCKING VACATION.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Look. I'm just saying, me in my business clothes isn't a good idea. That's a whole other bitch you don't wanna fuck with.
How bout you show ME some respect and lemme chill on my FUCKING VACATION.
How bout you show ME some respect and lemme chill on my FUCKING VACATION.
After mispronouncing my name and being corrected, my son actually suggested I change the spelling of my name; *Americanize* it. He then got a lecture about Ellis Island and his immigrant ancestors.
Not fucking changing my name for lazy mush-mouths.
Not fucking changing my name for lazy mush-mouths.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
After mispronouncing my name and being corrected, my son actually suggested I change the spelling of my name; *Americanize* it. He then got a lecture about Ellis Island and his immigrant ancestors.
Not fucking changing my name for lazy mush-mouths.
Not fucking changing my name for lazy mush-mouths.
Sincerely hoping the signing doctor does a better job of listing the COD on the death certificate. That's appalling.
BREAKING: Dick Cheney, who served as vice president under George W. Bush, died last night of complications from pneumonia and cardio and vascular disease, his family says. He was 84.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies at 84
Cheney, the 46th vice president, died of complications from pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease, his family said in a statement on Tuesday.
nbcnews.to
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sincerely hoping the signing doctor does a better job of listing the COD on the death certificate. That's appalling.
This. This. THIS. It's not a fucking IQ test, it's a goddamn memory test and he acts like he's a fucking genius bc they said 'good job, grandpa.' They literally say that to everyone.
As I mentioned before, this year my 88 year old dad moved into a continuing care community, which guarantees “memory care” (ie, for dementia) when needed. And as part of the intake, they make sure all applicants won’t need that care in the short term.
They gave him this test.
He passed.
They gave him this test.
He passed.
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This. This. THIS. It's not a fucking IQ test, it's a goddamn memory test and he acts like he's a fucking genius bc they said 'good job, grandpa.' They literally say that to everyone.
During my first marriage, we were on SNAP. Me and the kids were on Medicaid. He worked full-time and on-call hours.
We got divorced, I continued on assistance. Worked full-time and went to school full-time.
I'm GRATEFUL for it bc our employers didn't give a fuck about us.
We got divorced, I continued on assistance. Worked full-time and went to school full-time.
I'm GRATEFUL for it bc our employers didn't give a fuck about us.
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
During my first marriage, we were on SNAP. Me and the kids were on Medicaid. He worked full-time and on-call hours.
We got divorced, I continued on assistance. Worked full-time and went to school full-time.
I'm GRATEFUL for it bc our employers didn't give a fuck about us.
We got divorced, I continued on assistance. Worked full-time and went to school full-time.
I'm GRATEFUL for it bc our employers didn't give a fuck about us.