All I know is President Trump says it’s OK to pepper spray cops. Thank you, sir 🫡
January 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
All I know is President Trump says it’s OK to pepper spray cops. Thank you, sir 🫡
I knew as soon as I saw the Dark MAGA hat.
January 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I knew as soon as I saw the Dark MAGA hat.
“The worst thing is he thinks he’s funny”
January 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“The worst thing is he thinks he’s funny”
I can’t believe Joe Biden would do this 😭
January 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I can’t believe Joe Biden would do this 😭
Idk what that doctor was talking about. I was just as depressed after I saw the Pagliacci show as I was before.
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Idk what that doctor was talking about. I was just as depressed after I saw the Pagliacci show as I was before.
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Stalker? I barely know her.
January 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Stalker? I barely know her.
Joe Biden just wants kids to stop eating Tide Pods
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Joe Biden just wants kids to stop eating Tide Pods
People who joke about the United States winning the World Series every year haven’t looked into the countries of origin of most pro ball players.
January 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
People who joke about the United States winning the World Series every year haven’t looked into the countries of origin of most pro ball players.
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I love a good unknowable tech related superstition.
January 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I love a good unknowable tech related superstition.
With one final hurrah TikTok’s latest viral trend is “go into your dad’s study and film all the documents on his desk” challenge.
January 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
With one final hurrah TikTok’s latest viral trend is “go into your dad’s study and film all the documents on his desk” challenge.
If you’re seeing this post pretend like I’ve installed a macro to play “Don’t Want To Know If You Are Lonely” by Hüsker Dü like it’s a MySpace Page
January 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you’re seeing this post pretend like I’ve installed a macro to play “Don’t Want To Know If You Are Lonely” by Hüsker Dü like it’s a MySpace Page
for the simps shall inherit the earth.
January 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
for the simps shall inherit the earth.
You might be in her DMs but,
i’m queering her perception of unicorns
January 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You might be in her DMs but,
I like the way to AI says I’m correct
January 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I like the way to AI says I’m correct
John Madden using the yellow pen on a replay:
You see where the planes hit here and here? That’s going to cause real structural damage. These buildings are goners.
You see where the planes hit here and here? That’s going to cause real structural damage. These buildings are goners.
January 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
John Madden using the yellow pen on a replay:
You see where the planes hit here and here? That’s going to cause real structural damage. These buildings are goners.
You see where the planes hit here and here? That’s going to cause real structural damage. These buildings are goners.
If I were a business executive I would simply make decisions that benefit everyone, not just some people.
January 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If I were a business executive I would simply make decisions that benefit everyone, not just some people.
My 2025 resolution is to increase my bluechew subscription
January 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My 2025 resolution is to increase my bluechew subscription
Desperately trying to memorize all seven stanzas of “Auld Lang Syne” so I don’t look like a fool alone in my house tonight at midnight.
December 31, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Desperately trying to memorize all seven stanzas of “Auld Lang Syne” so I don’t look like a fool alone in my house tonight at midnight.
Sticking my car keys in the kitchen cupboard as a form of self harm
December 29, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Sticking my car keys in the kitchen cupboard as a form of self harm
Globalism with American characteristics
December 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Globalism with American characteristics
I think the Indians should be allowed to stay just because their food tastes so good.
December 28, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I think the Indians should be allowed to stay just because their food tastes so good.
If the kids are gonna be this excited to clean the living room, brush their teeth and read a book in bed until they fall asleep, Santa can come once a week.
December 25, 2024 at 1:27 AM
If the kids are gonna be this excited to clean the living room, brush their teeth and read a book in bed until they fall asleep, Santa can come once a week.