David I. Jenkins
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Screenwriter. Not that David Jenkins. He's better looking and way more talented. CA native. OR transplant. 2X Nicholl QF. cis, he/him #scriptsky
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David I. Jenkins
@scriptdave.bsky.social
· Mar 19
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Logline: An American family's vacation at a historic farmhouse hidden in the Swedish countryside takes an ominous turn when a mysterious couple begins camping on the property.
QF Screencraft Horror '24
#Screenpit #Fea #Ho
Logline: An American family's vacation at a historic farmhouse hidden in the Swedish countryside takes an ominous turn when a mysterious couple begins camping on the property.
QF Screencraft Horror '24
#Screenpit #Fea #Ho
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Rewatching "Children of Men" for the 1st time in almost 20 years and OMG, the opening lines.
"Day 1,000 of the Siege of Seattle. The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques...the deportation of illegal immigrants will continue."
The movie takes place in 2027.
"Day 1,000 of the Siege of Seattle. The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques...the deportation of illegal immigrants will continue."
The movie takes place in 2027.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Rewatching "Children of Men" for the 1st time in almost 20 years and OMG, the opening lines.
"Day 1,000 of the Siege of Seattle. The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques...the deportation of illegal immigrants will continue."
The movie takes place in 2027.
"Day 1,000 of the Siege of Seattle. The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques...the deportation of illegal immigrants will continue."
The movie takes place in 2027.
I'm Chester Fucking B. Arthur.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I'm Chester Fucking B. Arthur.
At this rate Trump is going to ask the Supreme Court to overturn his bad grades at Kew-Forest School.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
At this rate Trump is going to ask the Supreme Court to overturn his bad grades at Kew-Forest School.
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evergreen
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
evergreen
The most dangerous lead in MLS.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The most dangerous lead in MLS.
Mr. Smith goes to Washington and caves.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Mr. Smith goes to Washington and caves.
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i don’t have another monday in me
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i don’t have another monday in me
Every time a bell rings a Senate Democrat loses their spine.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Every time a bell rings a Senate Democrat loses their spine.
Chuck Schumer (acting as 911 operator): "9-1-1, what's the emergency?"
All of us: "Help! We're trapped in a house with a serial killer."
Chuck Schumer: "Don't worry. I've given the killer your exact location. They will be there shortly. Good luck."
*click*
All of us: "Help! We're trapped in a house with a serial killer."
Chuck Schumer: "Don't worry. I've given the killer your exact location. They will be there shortly. Good luck."
*click*
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Chuck Schumer (acting as 911 operator): "9-1-1, what's the emergency?"
All of us: "Help! We're trapped in a house with a serial killer."
Chuck Schumer: "Don't worry. I've given the killer your exact location. They will be there shortly. Good luck."
*click*
All of us: "Help! We're trapped in a house with a serial killer."
Chuck Schumer: "Don't worry. I've given the killer your exact location. They will be there shortly. Good luck."
*click*
Coffee and Duke Ellington.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Coffee and Duke Ellington.
We can be monsters together.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
We can be monsters together.
All JD Vance wants for Christmas is a sofa Advent calendar.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
All JD Vance wants for Christmas is a sofa Advent calendar.
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welcome to Target
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
welcome to Target
Don't bring me down.
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Don't bring me down.
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think my AFF reader comments were written by AI. Good times.
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think my AFF reader comments were written by AI. Good times.
We're gonna need the British to burn down the place once he finally leaves.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We're gonna need the British to burn down the place once he finally leaves.
Dead Kennedys: Too drunk to fuck.
Mike Johnson: Too depressed to masturbate.
Mike Johnson: Too depressed to masturbate.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dead Kennedys: Too drunk to fuck.
Mike Johnson: Too depressed to masturbate.
Mike Johnson: Too depressed to masturbate.
As a kid I thought Ian Astbury was the most English sounding name in the world. I still do.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
As a kid I thought Ian Astbury was the most English sounding name in the world. I still do.
Imagine losing and still being the half-brother of JD Vance.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Imagine losing and still being the half-brother of JD Vance.
I made Andrew Cuomo disappear.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I made Andrew Cuomo disappear.
Dick Cheney died and Democrats hit for the cycle on the election night. Good things can happen.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Dick Cheney died and Democrats hit for the cycle on the election night. Good things can happen.
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Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
He's also a loser.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
He's also a loser.
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Anyway. Protect trans joy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Anyway. Protect trans joy.
Today I learned how to say Billy Crudup's last name.
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today I learned how to say Billy Crudup's last name.