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You know, I always found it weird that the "Stop! Stop! He's already dead! 😭" kid from The Simpsons thought the Krusty Burglar was officially dead when it turned out he was still alive (albeit barely) all along. Seriously, kid, how would you have immediately known that he died for sure that day?!

You know how Futurama says that being technically correct is "the best kind of correct"? I also think when used for talking about certain subjects that are rather grim in nature, it's actually the worst kind of correct as well.

I feel this picture so much, as I have felt like this image for literal decades myself.

Just a funny, random thought that came to me, but why has no one parodied "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" to have it involve the University of Notre Dame? Seriously, it's literally right there for you! The jokes can almost write themselves sometimes!

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I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.

If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.

Like why did you think that specifically? And how did we come to this?

As the submitter of that ad to @vinny.vinesauce.com last month, I have no idea what caused the ad's audio to be like that. That being said, I'm so glad for that moment to happen as it was!

I think it's already pretty clear but just in case hehe 🌈 🫶

Bernie coming in hard and not fucking around. The democrats fucked everyone in 2016. I’m still pissed about it

Blue Sky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,635,782! Neat to know that factoid.

Thoughts on the debate thus far? Fuck a Presidential debate, this a lifelong battle with yourself, man!

I keep telling people that #nba refs should be investigated throughout the season; it's not just with Suns games that I feel that way. This just feels like one more reason to add onto that insane pile throughout not just this season, but the last few seasons also.

youtu.be/sdGqVC1dqUs So I found this YouTube video today, and all I could think is "Jesus Christ, how horrifying." over and over and over again.

Honestly, as talented of a player as Miles Bridges is, not trading for him and his baggage is probably for the best for Suns fans everywhere. Guy just had the signs of an unstable, repeat abuse offender if that report with billiard balls being thrown at a windshield window is anything to go by. #NBA

This may sound like an extremely bold hot take to hear for some, but I genuinely await the day NBA & NFL refs get replaced by AI already. NHL refs are alright, MLB umpires appear to be working alongside AI in the near future, but NBA & NFL refs... they're easily ruining each respective league.

Wasn't sure how to begin this general trip here, but I think this link is a good first post to share here.

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