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Veteran of the Cum Wars, ugly crying in line at the KFC/A&W restaurant, Marxist-Derridaist

All I want is for you to be happy
Yorgos Lanthibros we are so back
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Not exaggerating when I say people who clap DURING a movie need to be put down like rabid dogs
April 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
By the way if you're a liberal, you support the status quo by definition and everything that is happening is the status quo you've supported
January 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The existence of women named Beatrix imply the existence of guys named Beator
January 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If someone ever describes a book as "magasterial" sign me the fuck up. You know it's going to be some good shit
January 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As media literacy becomes poorer and poorer, the humble literary theorist will become a priestly caste dispensing interpretations from on high. Our time is finally arriving
January 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Acquiring the esoteric knowledge of NYC crosstown buses
January 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me living in the golden age before the fall: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me squatting in the ruins of past glories: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Before the USSR, the peasantry knew not the wheel
January 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My white friend saw this sign and panicked that it said BIGOTS

The whites are tiiiiiiiired
December 31, 2024 at 5:05 PM
The past week of people suddenly discovering that translation is more of an art than a science has been very funny
December 30, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Nosferatu is a Christmas movie
December 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation
December 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Reposted by screm
we don't wanna die or apologize for our dirty god, our dirty bodies
December 26, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by screm
Hey bro. Can you crack open my ribs and manually beat my heart for a few hours. No yeah platonically. Thanks
December 13, 2024 at 1:16 AM
We must prove Taylor Swift, who says she's straight, is a lesbian and we must prove Chappell Roan, who says she's a lesbian, is straight

Starting to think these people just like conspiracy theories
December 10, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A lot of people aren't sure what position to take on Syria. All you have to do is ask yourself whether you think the people of Syria and the larger region are going to be better off having their country partitioned by regional powers and the rump state ruled by far right theocratic insurgents
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
If your only heuristic for understanding foreign policy is assuming whatever America is backing is evil, you will be correct 99 times out of 100
December 9, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge #Books 💙📚 1
2/20
November 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge #Books 💙📚 1/20
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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repost this if you hate israel
November 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
This is like when Trump would visit Britain and liberals would make up whole conspiracy theories about how some brooch the queen wore was an epic rebuke of Cheeto Hitler
This statement from Biden about Henry Kissinger is one cold-blooded shiv of a paragraph, to a degree that I truly didn't expect we were going to get.

I'm impressed.
December 1, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Why are you, a guy, yearning for the sweet kiss of oblivion 😂😂😂

That shit is gay as hell bro 💯
October 5, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Who's out here yearning rn?
October 4, 2023 at 8:31 PM