gliTc_hyPalms
@scratch.myglit.ch
Power slop. But with an edge.
Do ya think he’s dead and they’re trying to sort out how to Weekend at Bernie’s him for three whole years?
August 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Do ya think he’s dead and they’re trying to sort out how to Weekend at Bernie’s him for three whole years?
I need to purchase fireworks.
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I need to purchase fireworks.
My band has the most spectacularly obnoxious lights
August 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My band has the most spectacularly obnoxious lights
Broken keyboard can still be beautiful on the wall
August 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Broken keyboard can still be beautiful on the wall
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Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
June 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
Watching dudes on that other site melt down because tinder is introducing a height filter and like, do y’all want women to use the app or not?
June 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Watching dudes on that other site melt down because tinder is introducing a height filter and like, do y’all want women to use the app or not?
I like getting periodic reminders that I do, in fact, have what it takes to be a graphic designer in Hollywood.
May 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I like getting periodic reminders that I do, in fact, have what it takes to be a graphic designer in Hollywood.
Ugh, one of my neighbors has a cybertruck. I’m embarrassed for the whole neighborhood.
May 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ugh, one of my neighbors has a cybertruck. I’m embarrassed for the whole neighborhood.
I’m gonna be real, y’all. I’m starting to question why I bothered to quit drinking and smoking and getting high. If I get killed by a fucking salad I’m going to be very annoyed.
FDA Kept Deadly Romaine Lettuce E. Coli Outbreak Across 15 States Secret
A deadly E. coli outbreak linked to romaine lettuce quietly spread through 15 U.S. states in late 2023, causing one death and hospitalizing 36 people, including a 9-year-old boy who nearly died of kid...
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April 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’m gonna be real, y’all. I’m starting to question why I bothered to quit drinking and smoking and getting high. If I get killed by a fucking salad I’m going to be very annoyed.
So there never any reason not to defy a a court order this whole time?! What have I even been doing with my life?
April 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So there never any reason not to defy a a court order this whole time?! What have I even been doing with my life?
Not to sound conspiratorial but I know I’m not alone in thinking that the wealthiest people have been growing increasingly resentful at the dwindling number of options for conspicuous consumption that distinguish themselves from the rabble.
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Not to sound conspiratorial but I know I’m not alone in thinking that the wealthiest people have been growing increasingly resentful at the dwindling number of options for conspicuous consumption that distinguish themselves from the rabble.
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I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao
April 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao
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But instead of listening to women and learning what we want, they'd rather pay a bunch of guys who don't like women & couldn't maintain a healthy relationship if their lives depended on it, a shitload of money that would be better spent on wicked cool minis for TTRPGs.
April 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
But instead of listening to women and learning what we want, they'd rather pay a bunch of guys who don't like women & couldn't maintain a healthy relationship if their lives depended on it, a shitload of money that would be better spent on wicked cool minis for TTRPGs.
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This is only true if you don’t adjust for inflation. Video game systems were low-key hella expensive when we were kids!
April 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is only true if you don’t adjust for inflation. Video game systems were low-key hella expensive when we were kids!
Watching people whine about the price of games going up for the first time in decades really just reinforces for me that Gamers™️ are the absolute worst
April 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Watching people whine about the price of games going up for the first time in decades really just reinforces for me that Gamers™️ are the absolute worst
Top Secret! > Top Gun
April 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Top Secret! > Top Gun
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no offense to Jeff but if you are alleging the head editor of the Atlantic was cunning enough to circumvent all your security safeguards that kinda makes you sound even worse
Wow — Mike Waltz on Fox News suggests Jeffrey Goldberg somehow schemed his way into the Signal group instead of just being invited by accident
March 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
no offense to Jeff but if you are alleging the head editor of the Atlantic was cunning enough to circumvent all your security safeguards that kinda makes you sound even worse
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March 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
A whole bunch of people who are rightfully clowning on Pete/JD/et al today are going to go home and hit send on something personally damning using an encrypted platform with zero self awareness.
March 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A whole bunch of people who are rightfully clowning on Pete/JD/et al today are going to go home and hit send on something personally damning using an encrypted platform with zero self awareness.
Watching every DOGE announcement met with "what is he thinking?!" and "does he even know what he's doing?!" and I'm like YES HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING HE'S ELIMINATING EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T DIRECTLY BENEFIT HIMSELF HOW IS THAT NOT APPARENT TO YOU and y'know maybe we deserve what we're getting.
March 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Watching every DOGE announcement met with "what is he thinking?!" and "does he even know what he's doing?!" and I'm like YES HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING HE'S ELIMINATING EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T DIRECTLY BENEFIT HIMSELF HOW IS THAT NOT APPARENT TO YOU and y'know maybe we deserve what we're getting.
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I really hate that I just discovered a band that I like by reading about that incredibly heinous way they split.
I really hate that I just discovered a band that I like by reading about that incredibly heinous way they split.
Hardcore band Gel break up after guitarist's "heinous acts"
Hardcore act Gel have broken up due to "heinous acts" by guitarist Anthony Webster, per a statement from the other band members.
consequence.net
March 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I really hate that I just discovered a band that I like by reading about that incredibly heinous way they split.
I really hate that I just discovered a band that I like by reading about that incredibly heinous way they split.
Really weird and off putting that I keep finding myself agreeing with the various grifters and ghouls of the right wing as they turn on Donny.
March 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Really weird and off putting that I keep finding myself agreeing with the various grifters and ghouls of the right wing as they turn on Donny.