Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen 👊🔥🇺🇸
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Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. - Albert Schweitzer
Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. - Albert Schweitzer
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# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
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Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich.
The majority of family farmers aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
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September 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.
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Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
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These are the comments that got Kimmel suspended.
That’s it.
That’s how *horrifically fragile* they are.
And in response to their ceaseless fragility and unrelenting bullshit, companies will IMMEDIATELY comply so they can get their mergers through. And they’re all loud and proud about it.
That’s it.
That’s how *horrifically fragile* they are.
And in response to their ceaseless fragility and unrelenting bullshit, companies will IMMEDIATELY comply so they can get their mergers through. And they’re all loud and proud about it.
September 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
These are the comments that got Kimmel suspended.
That’s it.
That’s how *horrifically fragile* they are.
And in response to their ceaseless fragility and unrelenting bullshit, companies will IMMEDIATELY comply so they can get their mergers through. And they’re all loud and proud about it.
That’s it.
That’s how *horrifically fragile* they are.
And in response to their ceaseless fragility and unrelenting bullshit, companies will IMMEDIATELY comply so they can get their mergers through. And they’re all loud and proud about it.
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Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Civil War has been canceled because the shooter is a straight white Mormon kid from Utah.
September 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Civil War has been canceled because the shooter is a straight white Mormon kid from Utah.
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Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
August 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
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Voting should be easier than buying guns.
August 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Voting should be easier than buying guns.
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Cracker Barrel is another example of how cultural grievance is both a distraction and the reason of being for MAGA and the conservative movement.
It's about fueling white rage 24-7. Relitigating the Civil War. The Lost Cause. Endless reboots of the Southern Strategy.
They have no solutions.
It's about fueling white rage 24-7. Relitigating the Civil War. The Lost Cause. Endless reboots of the Southern Strategy.
They have no solutions.
August 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Cracker Barrel is another example of how cultural grievance is both a distraction and the reason of being for MAGA and the conservative movement.
It's about fueling white rage 24-7. Relitigating the Civil War. The Lost Cause. Endless reboots of the Southern Strategy.
They have no solutions.
It's about fueling white rage 24-7. Relitigating the Civil War. The Lost Cause. Endless reboots of the Southern Strategy.
They have no solutions.
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Soldiers in MRAPs rolling around Union Station—blocks from the Capitol—seems silly, performative, and useless.
But it raises a much darker question:
What would Trump have done on Jan. 6, 2021 if he had possessed then the kind of control over local law enforcement that he seeks to acquire today?
But it raises a much darker question:
What would Trump have done on Jan. 6, 2021 if he had possessed then the kind of control over local law enforcement that he seeks to acquire today?
August 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Soldiers in MRAPs rolling around Union Station—blocks from the Capitol—seems silly, performative, and useless.
But it raises a much darker question:
What would Trump have done on Jan. 6, 2021 if he had possessed then the kind of control over local law enforcement that he seeks to acquire today?
But it raises a much darker question:
What would Trump have done on Jan. 6, 2021 if he had possessed then the kind of control over local law enforcement that he seeks to acquire today?
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The gloves are coming off.
August 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The gloves are coming off.
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The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
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FUN FACT: Cape Buffaloes kill more big game hunters than lions, elephants, rhinos, and crocodiles. Well done, Cape Buffaloes!
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Millionaire trophy hunter killed by ‘Black Death’ buffalo he was trying to take down
Other hunters called it an 'unprovoked attack'
thetab.com
August 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
FUN FACT: Cape Buffaloes kill more big game hunters than lions, elephants, rhinos, and crocodiles. Well done, Cape Buffaloes!
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Hello. The president's continued insistence that the BLS numbers are rigged, political, or otherwise manipulated is a lie. Please stop saying 'baseless claim.' Thank you.
August 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hello. The president's continued insistence that the BLS numbers are rigged, political, or otherwise manipulated is a lie. Please stop saying 'baseless claim.' Thank you.
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It’s been 10 years, one month, and three days since the orange psychopath came down his escalator and monopolized every minute of our lives, calling immigrants rapists and criminals while he turned out to be the rapist and criminal. And his cult is ok with it.
August 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s been 10 years, one month, and three days since the orange psychopath came down his escalator and monopolized every minute of our lives, calling immigrants rapists and criminals while he turned out to be the rapist and criminal. And his cult is ok with it.
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That made her more credible as a non-partisan actor. A widely respected economist, she was backed by four former BLS Commissioners when nominated, and was approved overwhelmingly by the Senate with 86 votes in favor (including then Senator JD Vance) and just eight against.
August 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
That made her more credible as a non-partisan actor. A widely respected economist, she was backed by four former BLS Commissioners when nominated, and was approved overwhelmingly by the Senate with 86 votes in favor (including then Senator JD Vance) and just eight against.
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These back-to-back posts underscore the complete absence of self-awareness in Trumpworld.
July 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
These back-to-back posts underscore the complete absence of self-awareness in Trumpworld.