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Filled in an online form to get an info pack sent to me & then it said “one of our advisors will call you shortly”. I immediately put my phone on do not disturb bc no you fucking won’t pal.
December 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
There’s defo a sale on audacity right now, bc theres WAYYY too many cunts having it. Especially M*N.
December 17, 2024 at 11:02 AM
I really hope those drones in America are aliens bc I’m ready to go home yeno xxx
December 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
You want to know what 2024 has had? The sheer, fucking audacity, that’s what.
December 14, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Christmas time... cameltoe and wine!
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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I see some of my Twitter Haters are still bitching about me on Bluesky

Stay mad bitches and tag me when you're chatting shit about me next time 💅
December 13, 2024 at 11:14 PM
WAHEYYYY
December 14, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Stop asking me if I’m ready for Xmas am not even ready for today, ram it Sharon
December 13, 2024 at 5:30 PM
When your autistic child is having a full on meltdown and your other neurodivergent child who “loves” a good meltdown herself comes storming in with “Listen you, I’ve got a headache. SO, SORT YE HEAD OUT & GET TO SCHOOL”
December 12, 2024 at 9:52 AM
There’s this little old lady round ours who religiously takes her elderly dog out in a pink pram every morning and I want this kind of life for me xxx
December 11, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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Good morning BlueSky 🤗
December 10, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Luigi Mangioni is innocent and not b*ld xxx
December 10, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Imagine my shock - he’s b*ld x
Looking at Farage’s latest disciple…👇🏼

He looks like he gets confused by the number of days in a week… and can’t understand why water is wet❗️🙄🤣🤣

So… a great new addition to Reform and on the same wave length as their followers…
December 10, 2024 at 8:32 AM
HAAAAA
December 9, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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Same lad, his bird had been in labour for about 24 hours asked the doctor " when are you going to seduce her " he's from runcorn
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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Lad in work just been on the phone fuming at someone and then apologised by saying " sorry for getting aroused" nearly fell out the van 🤣
December 8, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Fellas, if yours is number 5 go the doctors ye dirty bastid x
December 8, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Something to cheer you up tonight before bed xxx
December 8, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Holding ye ma’s ciggy while she did up your coat 🥰 #memories
December 8, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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Debbie from the Asda 😍 www.merchstar.co.uk/products/deb...
DEBBIE FROM THE ASDA Mug by Stevo
Put the kettle on ya sausage.   11oz ceramic mug. Dishwasher safe.
www.merchstar.co.uk
December 8, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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I defo ruined this scene for myself 😞
December 8, 2024 at 8:35 AM