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Gotta be real here
Twitter is funnier
Twitter is funnier
*elocution
Fuck this app.
Fuck this app.
October 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
*elocution
Fuck this app.
Fuck this app.
Don't care. It's true. Form better Halo opinions and learn some allocution.
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Don't care. It's true. Form better Halo opinions and learn some allocution.
I'll be fucked if I give any money to Apple; but I am GONNA see the new Vince Gilligan series.
October 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I'll be fucked if I give any money to Apple; but I am GONNA see the new Vince Gilligan series.
Your voice is very annoying, you have bad takes and I don't like you
September 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Your voice is very annoying, you have bad takes and I don't like you
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McDonald's is the largest most powerful, most dominant fast food corporation on the planet with all the best food scientists working under them.
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
March 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
McDonald's is the largest most powerful, most dominant fast food corporation on the planet with all the best food scientists working under them.
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
Why in the world does their ranch dip taste like garbage?
It'd be a lot easier to kms if my mom were already passed on.
March 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It'd be a lot easier to kms if my mom were already passed on.
I'm, like, embarrassingly proud of my dumb D'nD character's stupid background blurb.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm, like, embarrassingly proud of my dumb D'nD character's stupid background blurb.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
It's not even that well done; I just felt good writing something creative again, I guess.
Instagram has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (sexual).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Instagram has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (sexual).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
Twitter has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (xenophobia).
Pinterest has gotten weird & makes me uncomfortable (knows too much).
You can *either* be popular *or* live a real life
November 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
You can *either* be popular *or* live a real life
FromSoft need a far better system in place to govern player HP values in terms of progression for their next game. Spending levels on vigor feels whack, even though it's objectively the best stat-point for value in Elden Ring.
November 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
FromSoft need a far better system in place to govern player HP values in terms of progression for their next game. Spending levels on vigor feels whack, even though it's objectively the best stat-point for value in Elden Ring.
The best verses in the only Tom Tom Club songs worth listening to always name-drop a legendary musician and then end with a comedically-awkward multi-syllabic rhyme.
November 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
The best verses in the only Tom Tom Club songs worth listening to always name-drop a legendary musician and then end with a comedically-awkward multi-syllabic rhyme.
I'm a lil jealous of folks who can namedrop an entire list of media/fandoms/interests to hopefully connect with others over. It seems so naively simple.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
November 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I'm a lil jealous of folks who can namedrop an entire list of media/fandoms/interests to hopefully connect with others over. It seems so naively simple.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
I am the first to tell you I think I pretty much hate ~everything~ out there *and* I feel my version of that list would be •way• too long to post.
Underrated old-school master/originator of hyperpop
November 3, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Underrated old-school master/originator of hyperpop
Gotta be real here
Twitter is funnier
Twitter is funnier
November 3, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Gotta be real here
Twitter is funnier
Twitter is funnier
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Just had a 25 year old with a Steven Universe pic snarkily police how I post, this place really IS tumblr through the structural framework of twitter!
November 2, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Just had a 25 year old with a Steven Universe pic snarkily police how I post, this place really IS tumblr through the structural framework of twitter!
Where can I find the good music memes here?
November 3, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Where can I find the good music memes here?
Nobody wants to talk about this on the mainstream, prob b/c they're afraid of it being taken away, but;
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
October 31, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Nobody wants to talk about this on the mainstream, prob b/c they're afraid of it being taken away, but;
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
Helldivers II has consistently buffed super credit farm strats for the last 3-4 patches in a row, at least.
Twitter shouldn't be dead as long as Threads is allowed to continue to live.
October 31, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Twitter shouldn't be dead as long as Threads is allowed to continue to live.
Worst-case-scenario: I think I just use this account to shitpost like I used to on Facebook 6+ years ago.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
October 31, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Worst-case-scenario: I think I just use this account to shitpost like I used to on Facebook 6+ years ago.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
I suppose I am sorta overdue for a good outlet for that.
I am tentatively posting stuff here because I have the suspicion that Elon is gonna nuke his platform (the only other good one) in an on-brand temper-tantrum when/if the election doesn't exactly go his way.
October 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I am tentatively posting stuff here because I have the suspicion that Elon is gonna nuke his platform (the only other good one) in an on-brand temper-tantrum when/if the election doesn't exactly go his way.
Threads is easily the most terrible of any of these platforms and it's not even close. What an abhorrent and useless Meta product.
October 29, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Threads is easily the most terrible of any of these platforms and it's not even close. What an abhorrent and useless Meta product.
Threads is easily the worst of these sites and it's not even close.
October 27, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Threads is easily the worst of these sites and it's not even close.
Radio edit of "I'm in Love with a Stripper" awkwardly censors it to "dancer." (Why tho? I don't even recall it being changed this way on the radio back in 2004 when it was new.)
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶
October 27, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Radio edit of "I'm in Love with a Stripper" awkwardly censors it to "dancer." (Why tho? I don't even recall it being changed this way on the radio back in 2004 when it was new.)
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶
My mind kept wanting to change it to "Slipper," or even "Gipper" and make it somehow about Regan.
Seemed way funnier. 🎶