Simon
@scottishsimon.bsky.social
Mechanically minded Rock'n'roll Queer. Mad professor vibes apparently. Neuorobuggered. Consumer culture + design history buff.
That time work took me up the Shitter(ton)
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
That time work took me up the Shitter(ton)
Morag likes the HMV fan heater 👍
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Morag likes the HMV fan heater 👍
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Being threatened with prison for having consensual sex aged 20
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Being threatened with prison for having consensual sex aged 20
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Remembering the late English actor, comedian and writer #GrahamChapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989)
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Remembering the late English actor, comedian and writer #GrahamChapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989)
Wait, I seized up the previous holiday period too? I must hate it very much 💩
Spent two nights in the Ambulatory Care Unit at the hospital between Boxing Day and New Year Eve after a particularly vigorous functional seizure, but it didn't ruin the holidays for me because I hate the disruption of the season anyway 😁
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Wait, I seized up the previous holiday period too? I must hate it very much 💩
Coping manfully with it all
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Coping manfully with it all
So nice to hear my downstairs neighbours swearing as they took their hyperactive Christmas lights down
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
So nice to hear my downstairs neighbours swearing as they took their hyperactive Christmas lights down
Accidentally made a coffee in the same mug I used for a cuppa soup without even rinsing it it, not a taste sensation funnily enough
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Accidentally made a coffee in the same mug I used for a cuppa soup without even rinsing it it, not a taste sensation funnily enough
Spent Christmas eve with a tube down my throat as I wasn't breathing without a machine, which is a very good way to get out of the festivities 😁
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Spent Christmas eve with a tube down my throat as I wasn't breathing without a machine, which is a very good way to get out of the festivities 😁
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Ffiona Maw, 36, considered learning Spanish or joining the gym next year, but decided instead to quit suppressing her authentic self in a bid to make people like her.
New year, new me! Autistic woman decides this is the year she’s going to be a massive liability on purpose
An autistic woman has made just one resolution for 2026 – to be as much of a menace as possible, sources have revealed. Ffiona Maw, 36, considered learning Spanish or joining the gym next year, but…
thedailytism.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Ffiona Maw, 36, considered learning Spanish or joining the gym next year, but decided instead to quit suppressing her authentic self in a bid to make people like her.
Happy Hogmanay, Bluepersons
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Happy Hogmanay, Bluepersons
I recently joined the Great North of Scotland Railway Association, I've been obsessed about Aberdeenshire's railways since I lived up there, so it was inevitable, just took me a while 😁
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I recently joined the Great North of Scotland Railway Association, I've been obsessed about Aberdeenshire's railways since I lived up there, so it was inevitable, just took me a while 😁
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
Good, she was feisty
Good, she was feisty
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
Good, she was feisty
Good, she was feisty
Didn't expect to find this awesome but obscure album by amazing sessions singers like Merry Clayton and Gloria Jones on a UK cartridge 🤩 youtu.be/eiqR_pSpEH0?...
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Didn't expect to find this awesome but obscure album by amazing sessions singers like Merry Clayton and Gloria Jones on a UK cartridge 🤩 youtu.be/eiqR_pSpEH0?...
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I fancied some Villery and Boch Acapulco tableware, but it's quite dear. Instead I just bought these, as either my mum or granparents had these and I'd totally forgotten about them until I saw them yesterday - Bilton's Alpine Garden pattern www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40637963...
Vintage Pair of Biltons Ironstone Purple and Teal Cereal Bowls | eBay UK
This vintage pair of Biltons Ironstone purple and teal cereal bowls hails from Staffordshire, United Kingdom. The round bowls feature a floral pattern and a glossy finish, reflecting the Mid-Century M...
www.ebay.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I fancied some Villery and Boch Acapulco tableware, but it's quite dear. Instead I just bought these, as either my mum or granparents had these and I'd totally forgotten about them until I saw them yesterday - Bilton's Alpine Garden pattern www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40637963...
Monochrome Monday etc
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Monochrome Monday etc
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Lack of competitiveless, so I went for what I thought I could manage, which is a shame really
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Lack of competitiveless, so I went for what I thought I could manage, which is a shame really
Face hasn't been this naked for many years
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Face hasn't been this naked for many years