Scott Eberhardy
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Scott Eberhardy
@scotteb.bsky.social
Thinking about my next pizza
It cracks me up that this image has to be hidden. Bunch of fucking prudes running this thing.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
He gone
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrA0...
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
No fear of death, they think they're immortal at that age.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Sounds similar to the feeling I get when I'm returning the grocery cart and I absolutely smash it into the row of carts.
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If we go to the sports world, I'd say Aaron Rodgers. He used to have the reputation of being pretty smart (for a professional athlete, at least) until he opened his mouth, and suddenly you understand why his family wants nothing to do with him anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The Super Bowl commercials this year were all AI slop or Hey Remember This? It was embarrassing. But on the bright side, at least we can go back to ignoring commercials again.
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Scented light bulbs. Someone get on that.
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Probably should change this flickering light bulb before I have a seizure or something.
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
NFL app notification trying to get me to sign up for NFL+ so I can watch a replay of Super Bowl LX. Good luck with that marketing ploy, buddy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This game could have been an e-mail.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
GIVE DICKSON THE MVP YOU COWARDS
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'll watch the postgame show until Richard Sherman shows up.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Drake Maybenot
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I don't care what anyone says, this is my favorite Super Bowl ever not involving the Packers.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Was that the longest concussion evaluation of all time? They must have gone through three or four neurologists before one cleared him.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
If we learned one thing from this game, it's that they picked the right guy for NFL MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
And that's a ballgame, folks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Seattle defense for Super Bowl MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Looks like he spent it shitting his pants while thinking about the Seattle defense.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Especially when that team got to the Super Bowl thanks to a Charmin-soft schedule and they're finally facing a good team.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
You don't need to have a high-scoring game to have a good Super Bowl. You just need a team you hate to play like shit for 60 minutes.
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
There was, but he was really Bad at it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Actually, fuck all these gambling websites.
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM