Scott Eberhardy
@scotteb.bsky.social
Thinking about my next pizza
Scented light bulbs. Someone get on that.
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Scented light bulbs. Someone get on that.
Probably should change this flickering light bulb before I have a seizure or something.
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Probably should change this flickering light bulb before I have a seizure or something.
NFL app notification trying to get me to sign up for NFL+ so I can watch a replay of Super Bowl LX. Good luck with that marketing ploy, buddy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
NFL app notification trying to get me to sign up for NFL+ so I can watch a replay of Super Bowl LX. Good luck with that marketing ploy, buddy.
This game could have been an e-mail.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
This game could have been an e-mail.
GIVE DICKSON THE MVP YOU COWARDS
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
GIVE DICKSON THE MVP YOU COWARDS
I'll watch the postgame show until Richard Sherman shows up.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I'll watch the postgame show until Richard Sherman shows up.
I don't care what anyone says, this is my favorite Super Bowl ever not involving the Packers.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I don't care what anyone says, this is my favorite Super Bowl ever not involving the Packers.
If we learned one thing from this game, it's that they picked the right guy for NFL MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
If we learned one thing from this game, it's that they picked the right guy for NFL MVP.
And that's a ballgame, folks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
And that's a ballgame, folks.
Seattle defense for Super Bowl MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Seattle defense for Super Bowl MVP.
You don't need to have a high-scoring game to have a good Super Bowl. You just need a team you hate to play like shit for 60 minutes.
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
You don't need to have a high-scoring game to have a good Super Bowl. You just need a team you hate to play like shit for 60 minutes.
Hope everyone took the under on everything.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hope everyone took the under on everything.
Singing toilets, we've come such a long way from the frogs croaking "Budweiser". *wipes tear*
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Singing toilets, we've come such a long way from the frogs croaking "Budweiser". *wipes tear*
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Every transphobe sucks, without exception.
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Every transphobe sucks, without exception.
I like this Kenneth Walker III guy.
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I like this Kenneth Walker III guy.
The Seahawks defense is relentless.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The Seahawks defense is relentless.
Chris Collinsworth: Seattle defense = snow.
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Chris Collinsworth: Seattle defense = snow.
Aw, poor Emma Stone.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Aw, poor Emma Stone.
Drake Maye looking like a second year quarterback so far.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Drake Maye looking like a second year quarterback so far.
Update: Only got about halfway through lol.
My Super Bowl bet: Kickoff is set for 3:30 my time, and my bet is that when I open the bag of potato chips I bought at 3:30 (six servings it says, *eyeroll*), I will finish the bag before the game actually kicks off.
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Update: Only got about halfway through lol.
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Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
Need to do the Oprah meme for "You get a captain!"
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Need to do the Oprah meme for "You get a captain!"
Gonna kill the next few hours before the Super Bowl watching anime and going for a bike ride (it's 76F here, suck it, East Coast losers!).
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Gonna kill the next few hours before the Super Bowl watching anime and going for a bike ride (it's 76F here, suck it, East Coast losers!).
Bad Bunny: The Early Years
Five years ago today, my youngest son somehow managed to open our refrigerator, pull out a head of lettuce that was wrapped in plastic, unwrap it, and then start eating it.
My wife walked in on the result, and promptly took this picture:
My wife walked in on the result, and promptly took this picture:
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Bad Bunny: The Early Years
Reposted by Scott Eberhardy
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that longtime aide Sandra Wilton had been ...
theonion.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party