Scott Eberhardy
@scotteb.bsky.social
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I've decided that to protest the Christmas creep, I'm not going to shop with anyone who shows Xmas ads before Thanksgiving. Not only until the end of the year, but also in 2026 for the time between the ad and Christmas. See you in March, Walmart.
Pickens should have gotten the ball knocked out of his hand for that stupid stretch.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pickens should have gotten the ball knocked out of his hand for that stupid stretch.
Holy shit the Raiders can't tackle.
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Holy shit the Raiders can't tackle.
Everybody is going to be raving about how the Cowboys defense is new and improved, and in the next two weeks the Eagle snd the Chiefs will set records with the number of points they will score against the Cowboys.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Everybody is going to be raving about how the Cowboys defense is new and improved, and in the next two weeks the Eagle snd the Chiefs will set records with the number of points they will score against the Cowboys.
Almost two weeks until Thanksgiving and we're already getting the full court press from the Christmas ads.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Almost two weeks until Thanksgiving and we're already getting the full court press from the Christmas ads.
I don't know who Mark Sanford is and I refuse to find out.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't know who Mark Sanford is and I refuse to find out.
I need the Raiders to score some points so Dak Prescott throws a few more touchdowns.
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I need the Raiders to score some points so Dak Prescott throws a few more touchdowns.
100% chance Pickens and Lamb sat out that first series is because Pickens talked Lamb into doing something dumb.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
100% chance Pickens and Lamb sat out that first series is because Pickens talked Lamb into doing something dumb.
Multiple Cowboys players on my fantasy teams and no Raiders on any of them means I only care about half of this game.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Multiple Cowboys players on my fantasy teams and no Raiders on any of them means I only care about half of this game.
I don't think I've ever seen ESPN hype next week's Monday Night Football game so much. Are they worried no one is going to watch it?
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I don't think I've ever seen ESPN hype next week's Monday Night Football game so much. Are they worried no one is going to watch it?
Hand up if you read "the article" and had no idea who these people are.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hand up if you read "the article" and had no idea who these people are.
We're not going to see any touchdowns tonight are we?
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We're not going to see any touchdowns tonight are we?
Cowboys new strategy: Get to the 40, let Aubrey kick a field goal.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cowboys new strategy: Get to the 40, let Aubrey kick a field goal.
The football comedy gods are smiling upon us.
Shedeur Sanders expected to start in Week 12
Shedeur Sanders expected to start in Week 12
Browns QB Shedeur Sanders is expected to start in Week 12 against the Raiders.
dlvr.it
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The football comedy gods are smiling upon us.
Some real clownball happening to start Monday Night Football tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Some real clownball happening to start Monday Night Football tonight.
Did those two dipshits miss a meeting or something?
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Did those two dipshits miss a meeting or something?
I don't know for sure, but it would probably be in response to something @gailsimone.bsky.social posted.
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don't know for sure, but it would probably be in response to something @gailsimone.bsky.social posted.
Every football fan ever.
This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Every football fan ever.
It's embarrassing that the Bears are in first place in the NFC North. Who let this happen?
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's embarrassing that the Bears are in first place in the NFC North. Who let this happen?
So maybe the NFC North is just not very good this season?
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So maybe the NFC North is just not very good this season?
Dan Campbell obviously didn't watch the Commanders-Dolphins game this morning.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dan Campbell obviously didn't watch the Commanders-Dolphins game this morning.
Finally they got them for a false start.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Finally they got them for a false start.
Muted the TV just in time for the Halftime Useless Coach Interview.
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Muted the TV just in time for the Halftime Useless Coach Interview.
So Jameson Williams is still kind of a knucklehead.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So Jameson Williams is still kind of a knucklehead.
Are they showing the Monday Night Football game again on NBC right now? I hate reruns.
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Are they showing the Monday Night Football game again on NBC right now? I hate reruns.
Every time Cooper DeJean makes a play I get mad again about how the Packers had a chance to draft him and passed.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every time Cooper DeJean makes a play I get mad again about how the Packers had a chance to draft him and passed.