scooty p
@scootyp.bsky.social
maserati coupe the color of tandoori chicken
December 8, 2024 at 4:32 AM
maserati coupe the color of tandoori chicken
Thanks to planned obsolescence it feels like you need a new phone every 3-4 months but I’m still using the Krups 10-cup I got at a Goodwill in Tennessee a decade ago
July 5, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Thanks to planned obsolescence it feels like you need a new phone every 3-4 months but I’m still using the Krups 10-cup I got at a Goodwill in Tennessee a decade ago
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now
July 5, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now
Real ones know that some of the best posters are on Blind
July 5, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Real ones know that some of the best posters are on Blind
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Checking in on NBA twitter
July 4, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Checking in on NBA twitter
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where are the tallboy la croixs at
July 4, 2023 at 9:38 PM
where are the tallboy la croixs at
I don’t doubt that Mike Trout is injured but they’re just making up bones now
July 4, 2023 at 7:20 PM
I don’t doubt that Mike Trout is injured but they’re just making up bones now
imagine rawdogging life like this
July 4, 2023 at 6:59 PM
imagine rawdogging life like this
oh yeah that’s what we have going on, I’m also a sucker for anytime you can be the parade
July 4, 2023 at 1:30 PM
oh yeah that’s what we have going on, I’m also a sucker for anytime you can be the parade
me online - the American experiment is dead
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
July 4, 2023 at 1:25 PM
me online - the American experiment is dead
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
pro-labor Worf or hustle culture Worf?
July 4, 2023 at 1:21 PM
pro-labor Worf or hustle culture Worf?
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this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit
July 4, 2023 at 1:08 AM
this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit
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happy hot dog day to those who celebrate
July 4, 2023 at 12:01 PM
happy hot dog day to those who celebrate
“damn can’t believe I have to pay for these thoughts I want to see”
July 4, 2023 at 12:04 PM
“damn can’t believe I have to pay for these thoughts I want to see”
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Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
July 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
July 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
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My buddy Accounting Pistol Pete got caught in a RIF at Cisco a few months back, he’s looking for manager-level finance roles in the Bay Area (or remote!)
July 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
My buddy Accounting Pistol Pete got caught in a RIF at Cisco a few months back, he’s looking for manager-level finance roles in the Bay Area (or remote!)
tallboy San Pellegrinos when?
July 4, 2023 at 3:09 AM
tallboy San Pellegrinos when?
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your Houston Astros are sniffing 1st in the AL West
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 AM
your Houston Astros are sniffing 1st in the AL West
This is the new “for sale baby shoes never worn”
July 4, 2023 at 2:21 AM
This is the new “for sale baby shoes never worn”
Mayor Humdinger is outside and he’s not going away until you go to sleep
July 4, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Mayor Humdinger is outside and he’s not going away until you go to sleep