Naut🚀
@scoopstronaut.bsky.social
They/them
Just a lonely astronaut
Just a lonely astronaut
Does the creepy old man at home depot that tried to get me to get in his truck count as my valentines?
February 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Does the creepy old man at home depot that tried to get me to get in his truck count as my valentines?
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That's how you end the year
December 31, 2024 at 7:58 PM
That's how you end the year
After 5 days of junk food, I needed this 🤌
December 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
After 5 days of junk food, I needed this 🤌
Horny for spooky weather
December 29, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Horny for spooky weather
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Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Don’t forget to leave out a hockey mask and campers having premarital sex for Jason tonight.
December 13, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Don’t forget to leave out a hockey mask and campers having premarital sex for Jason tonight.
When the @luneprint.bsky.social order comes in🤌
December 7, 2024 at 8:11 PM
When the @luneprint.bsky.social order comes in🤌
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I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I have the opposite of a foot fetish. I hate feet so much I switched to the metric system.
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sorry for the canned joke.
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Happy thanksgiving!
White vs dark meat turkey exists because turkeys still have fast-twitch muscles for short flights!
Other fun table topics include:
Money is made up, gender is a construct, and there are no gods.
White vs dark meat turkey exists because turkeys still have fast-twitch muscles for short flights!
Other fun table topics include:
Money is made up, gender is a construct, and there are no gods.
November 28, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Happy thanksgiving!
White vs dark meat turkey exists because turkeys still have fast-twitch muscles for short flights!
Other fun table topics include:
Money is made up, gender is a construct, and there are no gods.
White vs dark meat turkey exists because turkeys still have fast-twitch muscles for short flights!
Other fun table topics include:
Money is made up, gender is a construct, and there are no gods.
I did not plan on ever watching this, but @comingtogetyou.bsky.social has an episode, so here we gooo
November 27, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I did not plan on ever watching this, but @comingtogetyou.bsky.social has an episode, so here we gooo
