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Rip daft punk
he snapped me right as I was in the middle of typing a text to him love is real god he’s so fucking neat
December 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Tali skipped down the stairs with the phone in his hand and said "I got you playable Ethereal, Merry Xmas!"
December 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
FUCK YEAH I SEEK TRAINING TO RIDE A STEED HIT ME W/ THAT VERBAGE
December 21, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
What’s the difference between psychiatry and therapy. If I do both do they collude about it
December 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot
December 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Never been a more interesting time for me to be a claims adjuster
December 9, 2024 at 4:42 AM
This TMJ referral is going to include the most embarrassing explanation for a jaw problem
December 5, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Valvoline.
November 24, 2024 at 12:54 AM
WHAT is this ad trying to market to me??????
November 24, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Did not have being in The Times on the 2024 bingo card, but there you go! 📰 A neat little Saturday piece looking at the impact of WoW on our lives (and loves), featuring a few other familiar faces.

Regrettably the leather trousers did NOT make the shot, but maybe next time? 🤓
November 23, 2024 at 5:47 PM
little man is chuffed (cat I saw while doordashing)
November 23, 2024 at 5:51 PM
GUY STOP REPEATEDLY REVVING YOUR ENGINE OUTSIDE MY BUILDING CHALLENGE
November 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
hello I post silly words and my cats sometimes. I like world of warcraft :) #promosky
November 22, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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true… fuck you mean 4 digit verification code is this lethal face card not enough
November 21, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
another app, another group of little people that live in my phone
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
my son investigates
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Mushroom season! Mon the fungi 🍄‍🟫

Love looking for them while walking the dog! The smaller the better 😂
November 19, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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I just unfurled this Roy Rogers one at my shop :-)
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM