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Raised by a pack of feral barn cats

I like $BTC, and Generative AI
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sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
"Ostanin was also convicted of offending the feelings of Christians with another off-colour joke he made about Jesus"

FUCK JESUS' FEELINGS

www.reuters.com/world/europe...

#slavaUkraini
Russian comedian jailed for nearly six years over war veteran joke
A Russian stand-up comedian was convicted of inciting hatred and jailed for nearly six years on Wednesday over a joke he made about a legless war veteran, which triggered outrage among nationalists an...
www.reuters.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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‘Sell Gold, Buy Bitcoin’: Cathie Wood Makes The Rotation Call

Cathie Wood, CEO of ARK Invest, advocates shifting investments from gold to Bitcoin, citing Bitcoin's favorable supply dynamics and long-term adoption potential. She believes that gold's current position, measured …
#binance #btc #crypto
‘Sell Gold, Buy Bitcoin’: Cathie Wood Makes The Rotation Call
Cathie Wood, CEO of ARK Invest, advocates shifting investments from gold to Bitcoin, citing Bitcoin's favorable supply dynamics and long-term adoption potential. She believes that gold's current position, measured against money supply, is unsustainable, resembling historical peaks associated with economic crises. Wood argues that Bitcoin and gold have a negligible correlation, debunking the idea that Bitcoin has lost its appeal as gold has recently outperformed. She anticipates a "great acceleration" driven by AI, which will boost investments in robotics, energy storage, blockchain, and life sciences. While acknowledging the rise of stablecoins, Wood sees them as payment solutions, while Bitcoin remains the preferred choice for savings. She references ARK's long-term Bitcoin price target of $1.5 million by 2030, based on intergenerational wealth transfer and Bitcoin's limited supply growth. Wood suggests that a prior "flash crash" caused by a software glitch at Binance, leading to significant margin calls, has been washing through the system. She views Bitcoin as the most liquid crypto asset, therefore the first to be sold during broad deleveraging events. Wood anticipates Bitcoin establishing a trading range of $80,000 to $90,000 barring unforeseen geopolitical events. She believes that Bitcoin's value as a store of value could increase during significant geopolitical events, such as those related to Iran.
www.newsbtc.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Just say you hit your head in a car crash and you're mentally ill. Everybody will surely forgive you!
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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I sometimes regret keeping a moderation list because it triggers people's RSD.
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I guess crypto winter is here again.

What’s really concerning is the chatter that Binance may be facing financial issues. That would be bad for everyone, not just crypto investors.
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Whole lot of people seem to think that it's not possible to be a techno-pessimist if you work in tech, as if the luddites weren't factory workers.
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Sites that block traffic from people using VPNs are much shadier than people who use VPNs.
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Thanks to AI I'm never going to accept responsibility for a bug again for the rest of my life--Claude did it, damn vibe-code!
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Can the Government 'Bail Out' Bitcoin? Congressman Prompts Bizarre Exchange With Treasury Secretary decrypt.co/356936/ca...
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Same people who were surprised that Adobe would kill Animate are surprised that Bezos is killing the Washington Post.
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
For You feed suddenly showing me posts from a day ago. @skygaze.io
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Holy crap... What a story! 😮

#Russians capture a wounded #Ukrainian soldier..

The Ukrainian convinces the russians to surrender!

Mind blown.
What an absolute Giga-Chad 🤯🫡

#SlavaUkraini

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mky...
February 3, 2026 at 5:47 AM
How are you gonna try to get sympathy for not being able to get any more money from Jeff Fucking Bezos?
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Finally! Now people can stop sharing their propaganda.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Is Jeff Bezos going to destroy the Washington Post? It sure looks like it | Margaret Sullivan
He has the chance to be the steward of a national treasure, but he’s blowing it
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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look at what hustle culture has done to us www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n...
Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say
The suspect kept all the money he made selling pizzas, police say
www.newsobserver.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I made a real BMO local AI agent with a Raspberry Pi and Ollama
YouTube video by brenpoly
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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vitalik just abolished L2's, sell your bags FAST
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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they should make a cybiko-shaped lora communicator that works over reticulum and has all the cybiko features (and an open-source firmware and an SD card slot so that you can add your features too), it'll be an instant hit imo
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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My conspiracy theory is that the right wing tech moguls are spreading polarizing rumors to make AI less popular on the left to keep the power for themselves.
February 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM