@scareyjoe.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I feel seen.
My daughter once asked me "If dad dies of obesity can we have a dog?" Years later I find myself thinking the same only I would do up our embarrassing ramshackle home as he is far too miserly to spend any of our considerable savings on it, and I would get a cat too. Better company
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I feel seen.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have a bagel with the middle bit in place. They should just make them like this.
October 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I have a bagel with the middle bit in place. They should just make them like this.
I'm in my 50s and for some reason today Is the first time I've heard The Stranglers, Walk on By.
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm in my 50s and for some reason today Is the first time I've heard The Stranglers, Walk on By.
£11.60 for two 'posh shandies' 😬
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
£11.60 for two 'posh shandies' 😬
Kind no.2 came home with a collapsible cone yesterday. She's not even started college yet.
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Kind no.2 came home with a collapsible cone yesterday. She's not even started college yet.
Massive cat at Manchester Museum
'The Cat That Slept A Thousand Years'
'The Cat That Slept A Thousand Years'
July 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Massive cat at Manchester Museum
'The Cat That Slept A Thousand Years'
'The Cat That Slept A Thousand Years'
Someone in the pub just said hello to me and used my name, he did it last time I was in.
I haven't got a clue who it is.
I haven't got a clue who it is.
June 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Someone in the pub just said hello to me and used my name, he did it last time I was in.
I haven't got a clue who it is.
I haven't got a clue who it is.
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Good morning. Week 3 of the 52 Week Challenge. Thanks to @zellishrows.bsky.social for the new #. the last one was being used. What first line could you read and would instantly know what book/song or film it was from? #challenge52
June 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Good morning. Week 3 of the 52 Week Challenge. Thanks to @zellishrows.bsky.social for the new #. the last one was being used. What first line could you read and would instantly know what book/song or film it was from? #challenge52
Just remembered I've still got the halloumi sticks the OH didn't finish earlier.
May 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just remembered I've still got the halloumi sticks the OH didn't finish earlier.
I thought this was about embarrassing people into picking up their dog poo, but it's a paw casting service.
May 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I thought this was about embarrassing people into picking up their dog poo, but it's a paw casting service.
Just seen some goth Morris Dancers. #DayOfDance #Stockport
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just seen some goth Morris Dancers. #DayOfDance #Stockport
Weirdly disorienting yet not, at the same time.
April 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Weirdly disorienting yet not, at the same time.
Deep thread.
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Deep thread.
Emma nails it again.
Are Muslims really banning dogs in parks? 🤔
Let’s look at this perfect example of how rage baiting works, and how disinformation spreads, sticks, and fuels division, even years after being debunked…
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Let’s look at this perfect example of how rage baiting works, and how disinformation spreads, sticks, and fuels division, even years after being debunked…
🧵1/22 (1/1)
April 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Emma nails it again.
My they were loud & fabulous. @pigsx7.bsky.social
April 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My they were loud & fabulous. @pigsx7.bsky.social
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone
April 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone
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The Telegraph recently ran a headline:
"More than one million foreigners claiming benefits."
Sounds shocking, right?
But what does it actually mean?
Let’s have a look!
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"More than one million foreigners claiming benefits."
Sounds shocking, right?
But what does it actually mean?
Let’s have a look!
🧵1/13 (1/1)
March 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The Telegraph recently ran a headline:
"More than one million foreigners claiming benefits."
Sounds shocking, right?
But what does it actually mean?
Let’s have a look!
🧵1/13 (1/1)
"More than one million foreigners claiming benefits."
Sounds shocking, right?
But what does it actually mean?
Let’s have a look!
🧵1/13 (1/1)