Syd Viscous🏳️‍⚧️
scantilychad.bsky.social
Syd Viscous🏳️‍⚧️
@scantilychad.bsky.social
Anger nerd st
MDNI 18+, ACAB, BLM, FUCK ISREAL, FUCK AI
Horny masochist tgirl switch in her 30s
I do drugs and engage in political activism IRL but this place is for me to talk about sex
"Bottom surgery" only they sew a decapitated horse on me to turn me into a centaur
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I've achieved enlightenment because of my orchiectomy.

Im permanently in a state of post-nut clarity now
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I.

human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips?

robocop: YES.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Insomnia-posting may not help with insomnia, but it sure helps with the fact that i cant sleep
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
If my cats dont learn to sing on key when i start my musical numbers, so help me i will find a way to neuter them again
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
10 years ago if you said you were trans, they would make you drink horse piss straight from the tap for your HRT
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I still have an extra, uncarved pumpkin from halloween.

I should carve it into mariah carey
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Told my partner we need an anthropologie rock. I'm setting the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Who is mason and why do i need to collect so many of his jars
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If your third eye wont open, it's probably because i poked it
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Cis people: "lesbians are women that love women, gays are men that love men"

Trans people: "my husbands a lesbian and im so fucking gay for them"
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Did you know if you ask the four horsemen of the apocalypse which horse has the prettiest horse, their ensuing debate will stave off the apocalypse for another 5 years?
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Getting really annoyed how no one is talking about the giant cosmic octopus that devoured Jupiter a couple weeks ago.

Poor thing was famished and there has been 0 follow up.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Its a wonderful life only the angel is smoking and lets out a puff like "yeah dude, everyone's lives would be easier if you hadnt been born. I was supposed to make you stick around with a vision but you dont wanna see this, trust me"
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So great how when someone in one's friend group abuses them, one must shrink their own social circle to avoid that abuse.

Like, i need to take care of myself! First step: crippling lonliness and FOMO.

I was looking forward to a social life
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I Searched for years and never found my own prostate. Girlfriend found it last night. I was mid-sentence explaining that she probably wont find it, and im not sure id know it if she did, when my fucking brain turned into goo and i just went limp.

Anyway i gotta take "top" outta my bio
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My gender is gay
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I dont like preparing food for me
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Yes, definitely cooking
i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I want to start my chores so i can go to my girlfriends house but its bleak outside so instead im sitting on my couch with my cats and posting about wanting to be more productive
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Need this to be done to me
Yes, definitely cooking
i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Keep thinkin about how i dont have testicles anymore and just smilin
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I think union station is weird.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM