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ARTHUR: (gasps) Who-who are you?

TY RATHBONE: Impressive tussle back there.

THE TICK: Homely invader, you face The Tick and Arthur.

TY RATHBONE: Easy, big fella. I'm with AEGIS. Agent Commander Ty Rathbone.

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December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
DANGERBOAT: Do you have to eat straight out of the can? There is a little thing called quality of life. Treat yourself to a plate and a side salad.

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December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ARTHUR: I opened the jar again, and the crazy came back out.

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December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
EDGELORD (to Ms. Lint): Do you want to stand here and quiz my extremities? Or do you want to talk about the kind of high-technology that can have your rivals writhing under your new kick-ass electro-convection battle-boots?

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December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
THE TICK (to Urmanian Robot): Say, have you ever read Good Intentions? It's the stirring tale of one dog's search for the Bone of Self-Fulfillment. Spoiler: it was buried in his back yard all along.

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December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ARTHUR: Oh my God. Oh my God, it's the Flag Five Ready Room. I am in the Flag Five Ready Room.

THE TICK: You are ready to be in the Flag Five Ready Room.

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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
OVERKILL: We'll reconvene back here in exactly 27 hours. (OVERKILL SETS HIS WATCH) …And mark.

DOT: Or you could just text me.

OVERKILL: Yeah, sure.

DOT: Okay.

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December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THE TERROR (to Ms. Lint): Holy hell, woman, you're evil incarnate. Start acting like it!

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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
THE TICK: But you're bullets won't pierce his valiant heart, The Terror.

The Terror points a gun at Arthur's face.

THE TICK: Oh, but the face! Chum, he knows your weakness!

ARTHUR: Not in the face. Not in the face. Not in the face.

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December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
THE TICK: Good morning, Arthur's sister.

DOT: It's Tick, right?

THE TICK: And you're Spot.

ARTHUR: Dot.

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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
LOBSTERCULES (while gripping Hobbes' neck in her claw): It would take no effort for me to end you, Doctor.

LOBSTERCULES (releases her grip): But we are not the monsters here.

THE TICK: And that is the power of love, Doc.

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December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THE TICK: Oh, what's this?

WALTER: Oh! Sheepskin slippers. Check them out, Tick!

THE TICK: Fleecy majesty. Your toes will slumber in comfort tonight.

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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
THE TICK: This really is good cheese, Walter.

WALTER: I've done a good amount of reading on the subject.

THE TICK: Cheese?

WALTER: Superheroes.

THE TICK: Ah.

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December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
TY RATHBONE: We call to order this first assembly of the...

THE TICK (spinning in his chair): Whoa. Heh! These chairs are cool!

ARTHUR: Tick, Tick, we said this was a professional environment. Be cool. Thank you.

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November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
THE TERROR: I founded Brown Tingle Cola. I worked out the formula. I X-ed out the competition. I even added the famous secret ingredient. Now… out of my chair! We're pushing a new product this quarter. Me!

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November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
LOBSTERCULES: I will speak to your scientists. But swear to tell none of these war makers about my brood.

ARTHUR: I swear.

THE TICK: Sweet lady, on my honor, we will save your children.

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November 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
DONNY: What's your name, sport?

ARTHUR: They call me The Accountant.

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November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
WALTER: Bulletproof?

THE TICK: Nigh-invulnerable.

WALTER: Can you fly?

THE TICK: No sir.

WALTER: What do you bench?

THE TICK: (laughs) No idea.

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November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
THE TICK (to Overkill, while fighting): By the way, you're cleaning up this mess, Mister.

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November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THE TICK: I told you that outfit was a winner. Two bullets, point-blank and high voltage, plus a three-story drop and look at you. You're as alive as a daisy.

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November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
MS. LINT: How do I shut you out?

(Tick and Arthur laughing)

THE TICK: You think you're going crazy, but you're not.

ARTHUR: No, you're going sane in a crazy world.

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November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
MS. LINT'S REFLECTION: I wonder, do you know why you chose the name 'Joan of Arc'?

MS. LINT: 'Cause I like the pun.

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November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ARTHUR: Look… I'm taking my medication. I have an apartment, here in the city, my own apartment, you know? I-I have a job. I'm a together person.

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November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
OVERKILL (on AEGIS): They'll drown you in red tape. They'll file your file under 'where the f*** is that f***ing file?'

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November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
ARTHUR: Wait a second, Walter, did you say you're in the city with Mom? Tick, Mom and Walter are in the city!

THE TICK: Heavens to Betsy. More stakes!

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November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM