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YOUNG ARTHUR: Christian Soldier and his pious pooch, Onward; the Mighty Atlas, Human GPS; Sedona, The Wiccan Warrior; Sharp Shooter the Gregarious Gunslinger. And their leader, Man of Platinum, Uncle Samson.

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December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
TY RATHBONE: Seems like you two are putting up your superhero shingle in this town. Is that correct?

THE TICK: Oh, we got shingles, pal.

ARTHUR: Tick, Tick, this is Tyrannosaurus Rathbone. He's he most decorated agent in AEGIS history.

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December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
THE TICK: Sage, you're a magical, mystical being. Is there something nipple-wise you could do to help?

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December 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ROMEO: What do you want?

MS. LINT (as Joan of Arc): I want you, Romeo. I don't like when people commit crime in my city.

ROMEO: Wait a minute. It's you.

MS. LINT (electrocutes Romeo): That's right. And it will always be me.

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December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
SHIFTY MAN: I didn't do nothing!

THE TICK: Um, Arthur, uh, I'm at a bit of a loss. What do we do now?

ARTHUR: Uh, you know. Squeeze him, like Flexon said.

THE TICK: How about if I tell him a scary tale with a twist at the end?

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December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ARTHUR: Is that, uh is that 'MacArthur Park'?

DANGERBOAT (distorted): This is X12 reporting for duty.

OVERKILL: Dot, check the door. Quick.

DOT: It won't open.

OVERKILL: Shit.

TICK: What's that?

OVERKILL: The time we have left to live.

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December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THE TICK: Secret identities, never been a fan. Why play billionaire playboy, alcoholic industrialist, or mild-mannered something-or-other when you can be a 24/7 champion of goodness?

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December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
DOT: Arthur… I'm a category.

ARTHUR: What?

DOT: I can see what's about to happen sometimes, and I can change it.

DANGERBOAT: She dodges bullets and everything!

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December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
THE TERROR (on Brown Tingle Cola's secret ingredient): Been putting it in BTC since the very beginning. One drop per bottle.

HANNITY: You've been poisoning it?

THE TERROR: I've been peeing in it.

HANNITY: Good one, sir.

THE TERROR: Yeah.

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December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
OVERKILL: Come on. I know you can see us. Open up already!

DANGERBOAT: You brought company. How nice. Who knew you could make friends?

OVERKILL: Shut your keelhaul!

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December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
TINFOIL KEVIN: I'd like to thank you both for-for making this a three-person plan.

ARTHUR: You're welcome, Kevin. Well, I mean, we needed someone to man the cooler.

THE TICK: And to provide the cooler.

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December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
ARTHUR: (gasps) Who-who are you?

TY RATHBONE: Impressive tussle back there.

THE TICK: Homely invader, you face The Tick and Arthur.

TY RATHBONE: Easy, big fella. I'm with AEGIS. Agent Commander Ty Rathbone.

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December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
DANGERBOAT: Do you have to eat straight out of the can? There is a little thing called quality of life. Treat yourself to a plate and a side salad.

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December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ARTHUR: I opened the jar again, and the crazy came back out.

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December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
EDGELORD (to Ms. Lint): Do you want to stand here and quiz my extremities? Or do you want to talk about the kind of high-technology that can have your rivals writhing under your new kick-ass electro-convection battle-boots?

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December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
THE TICK (to Urmanian Robot): Say, have you ever read Good Intentions? It's the stirring tale of one dog's search for the Bone of Self-Fulfillment. Spoiler: it was buried in his back yard all along.

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December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ARTHUR: Oh my God. Oh my God, it's the Flag Five Ready Room. I am in the Flag Five Ready Room.

THE TICK: You are ready to be in the Flag Five Ready Room.

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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
OVERKILL: We'll reconvene back here in exactly 27 hours. (OVERKILL SETS HIS WATCH) …And mark.

DOT: Or you could just text me.

OVERKILL: Yeah, sure.

DOT: Okay.

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December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THE TERROR (to Ms. Lint): Holy hell, woman, you're evil incarnate. Start acting like it!

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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
THE TICK: But you're bullets won't pierce his valiant heart, The Terror.

The Terror points a gun at Arthur's face.

THE TICK: Oh, but the face! Chum, he knows your weakness!

ARTHUR: Not in the face. Not in the face. Not in the face.

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December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
THE TICK: Good morning, Arthur's sister.

DOT: It's Tick, right?

THE TICK: And you're Spot.

ARTHUR: Dot.

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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
LOBSTERCULES (while gripping Hobbes' neck in her claw): It would take no effort for me to end you, Doctor.

LOBSTERCULES (releases her grip): But we are not the monsters here.

THE TICK: And that is the power of love, Doc.

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December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THE TICK: Oh, what's this?

WALTER: Oh! Sheepskin slippers. Check them out, Tick!

THE TICK: Fleecy majesty. Your toes will slumber in comfort tonight.

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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
THE TICK: This really is good cheese, Walter.

WALTER: I've done a good amount of reading on the subject.

THE TICK: Cheese?

WALTER: Superheroes.

THE TICK: Ah.

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December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM