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ao3 fruitbatvampire
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i'm fine but please grind my corpse into dog food for miya atsumu
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lok auf 2 beinen ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · May 29
What We Didn't Become

🦊Ship: #sakuatsu
🦊Rating: E
🦊Chapters, WC: 16/16, 44k
🦊Updates: Mo/Thu
🦊Tags: Issız Adam AU, angst with a happy ending, mind the tags
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Fanfiction graphic for my Sakuatsu fic titled "What We Didn't Become". Dark red background. A menu for the fictional French haute cuisine restaurant "Le Renard" from my fanfiction in Art Nouveau style.The menu background is beige, it's framed by light brown and khaki stylized flower stems and dark pink and dusty pink colored spider chrysanthemums. Written on the top left corner in dark pink and hot pink dropped shadow the fic title. Written on the top right in muted khaki the restaurant name, next to it a dark orange colored illustration of a red fox's head. Written on the menu in Art Nouveau styled font: "SakuAtsu Issız Adam AU, Rated E, 44K Completed, 16 Chapters, Updates Mo-Thu". Written at the bottom in hot pink and dark red: "AO3 fruitbatvampire, mind the tags". Dark beige text on a dark red background, which reads: praise for salt's What We Didn't Become “I sure hope nothing bad happens to them!” — The Beta Post “UGHHH DFISISSKDJBGKB [smacking my head against the wall]” — The Beta Morning “This may just be the biggest bastard of an Atsumu I have ever read.” — Beta Tribune “Omi, get behind me, Jesus Christ.” — j, acclaimed author of hyperpop omi hell “This made me so ill, thank you.” — The Beta Globe “Can you feel my frown?” — The Beta Times Fic Review “Owie.” — Whipped disclaimer: no j was harmed in the making of this fic
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pofusoup.bsky.social
i'm overdue to draw them again #kagehina
August 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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shycoconutt.bsky.social
#osasuna

osamu wakes up to movement on the futon next to him. normally it wouldn't concern him, but suna sleeps on that futon, and he normally sleeps like the dead.

turning over slightly, osamu watches as suna uses his phone screen to light up the area where he's placed his belongings.
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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onemeetseleven.bsky.social
skull studies
11 skulls painted in grey scale in various angles
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
having fun at the germ an courts tomorrow and the next day 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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seigfriedsgallery.bsky.social
house of cosmic purpose

#scifiart #sciencefiction #solarpunk #procreate #digitalart #illustration #fantasyart #comicart
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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birdking.bsky.social
miss michi 😌
#art #SailorMoon
a drawing i did of michiru kaioh from sailor moon! it's in monochrome with a flowy scarf descending from the top of the composition, wrapping around her arm, then down her fingers to the bottom of the composition. she has a calm expression and a circular spotlight highlights her face and arm.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
satansalt.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LITTLE WORM 🥰 #futakuchikenji who does not dream of labor
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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satansalt.bsky.social
he does not dream of labor.
#futakuchi #haikyuu #doodle
A sheet of digital doodles of the character Futakuchi Kenji from Haikyuu on a light green background. Futakuchi is wearing a gray hoodie and crossing his arms, looking displeased. An orange school tie tied like a noose hangs next to him. The drawing of Gregor Samsa as a beetle on a bed, wearing Futakuchi's uniform, captioned "I do not dream of labor. Futakuchi lies on the floor and rests his head on a volleyball while holding a water bottle, he rests his legs on a cheeseburger assembled in the wrong order, captioned"beesechurger". Futakuchi lies on the ground beneath a wrench. Below him an instagram countdown sticker captioned "killing myself: postponed". A plushie/chibi Futakuchi with rosy cheeks captioned "what are you going to do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot.". A hand giving the middle finger next to a magic 8 ball reading "peter leurs chevilles", next to a nail. Futakuchi is riding Noonoo from the Teletubbies, which holds a volleyball at the end of its tube, captioned "howdy shit stick". Beneath that a sticker with a Vabo chan flag reading "I vomited". Kermit with Futakuchi's hair sips tea. Next to them a disgruntled looking Futakuchi portrait captioned "i will shit right in your goddamn mouth fucking dare me". Next to him is a screw. Lower left corner, Futakuchi crouching with a hand on his chest and the other hand outstretched, winded. There are pink hearts around him. The background is decorated with various stars and hearts.
January 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
it's one of those days i no longer feel human after work bc i have dealt with too much shit and human cruelty 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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tendermiasma.com
If you're not an artist but you followed a nsfw artist over to bsky, use that feedback form to tell bsky that. Remind them they're opening a traffic and funding sinkhole that extends well beyond the "icky" creators they want to get rid of
September 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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saucybrtt.bsky.social
🦊❤️
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
satansalt.bsky.social
salt don't wipe off your eyeliner challenge
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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annasanya.bsky.social
#akiangel #chainsawman
YouTube showed me chainsaw man endings and I'm morally traumatized again. That's why I needed a dose of akiangel who are doing well and can touch each other😭❤️
I'm still practicing drawing clothes and folds😈
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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bollsoppa.bsky.social
Ship of the month! @c4tc4tc4t.bsky.social who should i pair @onemeetseleven.bsky.social with? our bsky sonas need their corresponding meow meows
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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bollsoppa.bsky.social
@onemeetseleven.bsky.social idk how to be good for akaashi but i have an idea...
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
satansalt.bsky.social
need new friends/haters the old ones are starting to rot from overexposure to me apply here
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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hqcube000.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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drawnbymabel.bsky.social
Snack thief 😾 #haikyuu #kuroken
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
hello the lovely fic that inspired this is now completed!! give it a read!
satansalt.bsky.social lok auf 2 beinen ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · Aug 25
meet ham, depresso omi handler extraordinaire 😸🖤
based on the lovely fic by @trivialsacrifice.bsky.social

4/9
Digital art comic based on Bluesky user @trivialsacrifice's sakuatsu fanfiction. The comic is pov Sakusa Kiyoomi's cat in the story. Panel 1: Ham's Can Opener Troubleshooting Guide Drawing of a fluffy dark gray and white tuxedo cat with yellow eyes. Caption: Hi! I'm Ham, short for Ham Sandwich, The First of Her Name. Panel 2: Doodle of Sakusa Kiyoomi wearing a neon yellow top and neon green pants with white socks and black slides. The cuffs and hems are rolled up. Arrows indicate his body parts as Ham perceives them: head fur(not fluffy), opposable thumbs, scritch pro 3000, scratch post, chew toy, heating pad. Caption: This is my Can Opener. He is gentle and diligent. He is excellent at opening cans, brushing my fur and bagging my turds. Panel 3: Doodle of Sakusa Kiyoomi in bed with covers pulled up to his chin. He has a tired and defeated look on his face. The cat Ham is standing on the bed next to him, meowing loudly, tongue sticking out. The bedding is various shades of muted green, the headboard is dark wood. Caption: He is usually great at his job, but every now and then, he runs into technical issues. On some days, he misses the can opening time. If your can opener also has this issue, you can resolve it by giving them a pep talk. Panel 4: Sakusa Kiyoomi is wearing the same neon homewear combo from panel 2, lying face down on a light green couch. He is too tall for the couch and his legs dangle over the arm rest. Scattered on the floor are dirty dishes and laundry, tissues, an empty can and a messenger bag. The cat is lying on its back and trying to get Sakusa's attention. Caption: Sometimes the malfunction is a little severe. He might not notice me, even though I am perfect.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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satansalt.bsky.social
happy birthday captain!! here is a punk yams from 2020 🌟
#yamaguchitadashi #haikyuuart
Digitally colored traditional ink drawing of the Haikyuu character Yamaguchi Tadashi. Half-body. He is standing in front of a muted orange background and behind a thin dark purple crescent moon. He is wearing black low waisted pants, an orange belt and a white, loose muscle shirt with holes near the collar. There are safety pins on his top and pants. Scribbled on his pants in white: "KRSN #1". He has one arm raised, hand behind his head, holding a dark gray leather biker jacket over his shoulder. The jacket has pins on its lapel: a pin of the band GBH, a moon, a star and a volleyball.There is a black heart pin on this top. His greenish hair is shaved in an undercut on one side of his head, the back longer like a mullet. He has multiple piercings in his ear. He is wearing smudged dark eyeliner and smiling. Behind him is a giant yellow star-shaped lollipop with a razor blade encased inside and a black ribbon tied in a bow around its stick.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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trivialsacrifice.bsky.social
In case of emergency, call Miya Atsumu - #Sakuatsu

Chapter 8/8: New beginnings

Where Kiyoomi is finally doing better.

🔗 ao3.org/works/69802871/chapters/193043031

Total wc: 25k
Fanfic graphic. Red background with two black silhouettes. In the top left corner, an older-style phone ringing. In the bottom right corner, pawprints leading to a cat. White text reads: by trivialsacrifice In case of emergency, call Miya Atsumu Sakuatsu | Mature 08 New beginnings
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
when a haikyuu story is about death i automatically want to make it matsuhana but im braving the urge this time
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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n9evepulgas.bsky.social
merry yamaguchi bday to those who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
BYE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON DRIVEN AWAY IN THERE CAR!!! "I DID 1 THING TODAY THATS IT MOTHER FUCKER SEE U TOMORROW" - IF YOU DONT CELEBRATE WHEN U GET 1 THING DONE INSTEAD OF 0 YOUR DENYING YOUR SELF A DAMB PARTY IF YOU ASK ME!!!!!!! FUCK IT!!!!!!! WERE OUT HERE KICKING A$$$$ - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
everyone and their mother are throwing up on my floor today 🥴
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM