@sarcasticburner.bsky.social
I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind.
Am I crazy or did they say the teams had $550 to get around NYC and then Jas and Jag gave the cab driver $700 worth of currency? Is that not cheating? I mean obviously they won but I’m just wondering if that’s in fact what happened or if I misheard #tar38
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Am I crazy or did they say the teams had $550 to get around NYC and then Jas and Jag gave the cab driver $700 worth of currency? Is that not cheating? I mean obviously they won but I’m just wondering if that’s in fact what happened or if I misheard #tar38
Did Rizzo and Savannah secretly threaten to murder every other player’s families? Whyyyy do these people keep making moves that keep them safe?? #survivor49
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Did Rizzo and Savannah secretly threaten to murder every other player’s families? Whyyyy do these people keep making moves that keep them safe?? #survivor49
I’ve never done a turkey trot or race of any kind and I don’t understand the dissing “turkey trot families” discourse. The algorithm wants us to be divided on everything including if we do a small amount of exercise communally before a large meal or not…
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’ve never done a turkey trot or race of any kind and I don’t understand the dissing “turkey trot families” discourse. The algorithm wants us to be divided on everything including if we do a small amount of exercise communally before a large meal or not…
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This holiday season, families face a trifecta of economic pressures:
Record-high grocery bills.
The weakest seasonal job market in over a decade.
Rising electricity costs.
Working people are struggling in Trump's economy, but he's too busy building himself a ballroom to notice.
Record-high grocery bills.
The weakest seasonal job market in over a decade.
Rising electricity costs.
Working people are struggling in Trump's economy, but he's too busy building himself a ballroom to notice.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This holiday season, families face a trifecta of economic pressures:
Record-high grocery bills.
The weakest seasonal job market in over a decade.
Rising electricity costs.
Working people are struggling in Trump's economy, but he's too busy building himself a ballroom to notice.
Record-high grocery bills.
The weakest seasonal job market in over a decade.
Rising electricity costs.
Working people are struggling in Trump's economy, but he's too busy building himself a ballroom to notice.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
I hate all the dummies who believe that momtok is a “sisterhood” when all they do is talk shit about each other for a paycheck. Whitney’s real for acknowledging that it’s a business relationship and trying to parlay it into bigger opportunities & distancing herself from those jerks #dwts #slowm
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Americans voted in November for a much less qualified man over a confident, capable, ambitious woman I’d have too many nickels. #dwts #whitneyleavitt #DylanHasPrettyPrivilege #WhiteMaleMediocrity #misogyny #slowm #idiocracy
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Americans voted in November for a much less qualified man over a confident, capable, ambitious woman I’d have too many nickels. #dwts #whitneyleavitt #DylanHasPrettyPrivilege #WhiteMaleMediocrity #misogyny #slowm #idiocracy
Misogyny is Donald Trump using a Taylor Swift song and the internet smearing Taylor Swift about it. Either the headline was going to be she didn’t do anything and is now MAGA or the headline was Taylor Swift fighting with the president, a lose lose scenario of which the Trump admin is very aware.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Misogyny is Donald Trump using a Taylor Swift song and the internet smearing Taylor Swift about it. Either the headline was going to be she didn’t do anything and is now MAGA or the headline was Taylor Swift fighting with the president, a lose lose scenario of which the Trump admin is very aware.
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This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago.
Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago.
Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
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SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.
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Trump has decimated Republican support in one year. EVERY county in both Virginia and New Jersey has moved blue, some by double digits! LFG!
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Trump has decimated Republican support in one year. EVERY county in both Virginia and New Jersey has moved blue, some by double digits! LFG!
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new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped
In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human Is Illegal
-Women's Rights Are Human Rights
-Science Is Real
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human Is Illegal
-Women's Rights Are Human Rights
-Science Is Real
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped
In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human Is Illegal
-Women's Rights Are Human Rights
-Science Is Real
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human Is Illegal
-Women's Rights Are Human Rights
-Science Is Real
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
Role Model on
SNL is the best live performance I’ve seen in decades.
SNL is the best live performance I’ve seen in decades.
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Role Model on
SNL is the best live performance I’ve seen in decades.
SNL is the best live performance I’ve seen in decades.
Mandy Moore. The choreographer that you are. There’s something special about when a dance feels like it’s the only dance that could exist and match a song so perfectly. And you do that over and over. What a talent. #tloas #fateofophelia
October 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Mandy Moore. The choreographer that you are. There’s something special about when a dance feels like it’s the only dance that could exist and match a song so perfectly. And you do that over and over. What a talent. #tloas #fateofophelia
::Me trying to dance around to a song about Travis Kelce’s dick::
The dumbest person you know: “YOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO ETHICAL BILLIONAIRES”
Oh my god go hold a sign at Davos and shut the fuck up! #tloas
The dumbest person you know: “YOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO ETHICAL BILLIONAIRES”
Oh my god go hold a sign at Davos and shut the fuck up! #tloas
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
::Me trying to dance around to a song about Travis Kelce’s dick::
The dumbest person you know: “YOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO ETHICAL BILLIONAIRES”
Oh my god go hold a sign at Davos and shut the fuck up! #tloas
The dumbest person you know: “YOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO ETHICAL BILLIONAIRES”
Oh my god go hold a sign at Davos and shut the fuck up! #tloas
Taylor made a fun dance album that boosts my serotonin and the past week instead of unadulterated joy I’ve absorbed so much negativity because everyone else’s form of joy is to publicly hate the album, misinterpret Taylor, and gleefully say negative and personal things about Taylor. #tloas
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Taylor made a fun dance album that boosts my serotonin and the past week instead of unadulterated joy I’ve absorbed so much negativity because everyone else’s form of joy is to publicly hate the album, misinterpret Taylor, and gleefully say negative and personal things about Taylor. #tloas
“WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE A SHOWGIRL IF ITS ABOUT HER REAL LIFE??” “Her kids will be white she’s into eugenics” “onyx because she’s RACIST”
I swear to god the stupid, bad, low IQ takes I’ve had to endure the past four days… truly launch me off this planet I can’t bear all these DUMMIES #tloas
I swear to god the stupid, bad, low IQ takes I’ve had to endure the past four days… truly launch me off this planet I can’t bear all these DUMMIES #tloas
October 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE A SHOWGIRL IF ITS ABOUT HER REAL LIFE??” “Her kids will be white she’s into eugenics” “onyx because she’s RACIST”
I swear to god the stupid, bad, low IQ takes I’ve had to endure the past four days… truly launch me off this planet I can’t bear all these DUMMIES #tloas
I swear to god the stupid, bad, low IQ takes I’ve had to endure the past four days… truly launch me off this planet I can’t bear all these DUMMIES #tloas
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Republicans shut down the government. Here’s what happens now.
October 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Republicans shut down the government. Here’s what happens now.