Sarah Tollison
@sarahtollison.bsky.social
Smartass. Instantly like anyone who can make laugh. Jackson, WY by way of Atlanta, GA. Single childless dog lady.
Huh. This is a long-sleeve fleece-lined shirt, not a sex toy. Don't really understand the need for "privacy," but okay.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Huh. This is a long-sleeve fleece-lined shirt, not a sex toy. Don't really understand the need for "privacy," but okay.
I have a little 14-drawer tool box that just holds nails, screws, bolts, nuts and washers, and the whole thing fell over today. I spent the last two hours re-sorting them. Not only was it perhaps the most peaceful time of my week, I have an outlandishly disproportionate feeling of accomplishment.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have a little 14-drawer tool box that just holds nails, screws, bolts, nuts and washers, and the whole thing fell over today. I spent the last two hours re-sorting them. Not only was it perhaps the most peaceful time of my week, I have an outlandishly disproportionate feeling of accomplishment.
Whether this is tariffs or inflation, this is untenable.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Whether this is tariffs or inflation, this is untenable.
I'm not celebrating this (it's a brutally hard experience to study for and take the bar exam), but I'm positive that as soon as she's licensed, Trump will make her our Attorney General, and the thought of that does not excite me in the least.
Kim Kardashian Reveals She Didn’t Pass California Bar Exam: “I’m Not a Lawyer Yet, I Just Play a Very Well-Dressed One on TV”
The reality star-actress is also currently portraying a lawyer in Ryan Murphy's Hulu show 'All's Fair.'
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm not celebrating this (it's a brutally hard experience to study for and take the bar exam), but I'm positive that as soon as she's licensed, Trump will make her our Attorney General, and the thought of that does not excite me in the least.
It's funny, I'm quite sure that all of the monuments to past presidents in D.C. were not commissioned by those presidents themselves. Especially not while they were still in office. He's the absolute worst.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's funny, I'm quite sure that all of the monuments to past presidents in D.C. were not commissioned by those presidents themselves. Especially not while they were still in office. He's the absolute worst.
When I got home from work today, my dog did an extra-excited little jump, and I really needed that. Everyone does.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When I got home from work today, my dog did an extra-excited little jump, and I really needed that. Everyone does.
Gen-Xers, remember that Phil Collins song and video, "Land of Confusion" with the puppets of the Reagans and the flooding, etc.? It scared me as a kid, and I know that Reagan laid down the framework for where we are now, but thinking about that video makes me go, "oh, how quaint." We hadn't a clue.
a woman wearing a mask is reading a book titled his way
ALT: a woman wearing a mask is reading a book titled his way
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gen-Xers, remember that Phil Collins song and video, "Land of Confusion" with the puppets of the Reagans and the flooding, etc.? It scared me as a kid, and I know that Reagan laid down the framework for where we are now, but thinking about that video makes me go, "oh, how quaint." We hadn't a clue.
Admission: I am so angry at men right now. It has nothing to do with a personal relationship, but everything to do with what has happened, and will continue to happen, in our country. I'm trying to turn my anger into productive, positive action, but I just had to say it out loud. I'M FUCKING PISSED.
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Admission: I am so angry at men right now. It has nothing to do with a personal relationship, but everything to do with what has happened, and will continue to happen, in our country. I'm trying to turn my anger into productive, positive action, but I just had to say it out loud. I'M FUCKING PISSED.
Diane Keaton has been about 62 years old for my whole life, so I still don't understand how that legendary stunner passed away at 79.💔
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Diane Keaton has been about 62 years old for my whole life, so I still don't understand how that legendary stunner passed away at 79.💔
We should spell "retired" as "weretired," as in "they were tired."
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We should spell "retired" as "weretired," as in "they were tired."
Why does Taylor feel the need to punch down (at Kayla and Charlie XCX)? Given the size and fervor of her audience, she surely knows those women will get death threats. She needs to grow up, because it's not a good look, and it's not good song-writing.
October 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why does Taylor feel the need to punch down (at Kayla and Charlie XCX)? Given the size and fervor of her audience, she surely knows those women will get death threats. She needs to grow up, because it's not a good look, and it's not good song-writing.
JK Rowling seems like such a peach.
J.K. Rowling Responds to Emma Watson Saying She Could Never 'Cancel' Her: 'She's Ignorant of How Ignorant She Is'
J.K. Rowling called Emma Watson 'ignorant' in an X post, as she responded to the 'Harry Potter' actress' recent interview with Jay Shetty, in which she said she could never 'cancel' the author.
people.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
JK Rowling seems like such a peach.
The problem with stranger danger when you're hiking in a non-touristy spot is that you're already at the second location.
September 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The problem with stranger danger when you're hiking in a non-touristy spot is that you're already at the second location.
If they'd just shut up about it, it'd be forgotten. But saying shit like this brings it back up, and also makes me think, if my co-worker "hugged" me like this (with at least one hand on a boob), I would be like, "what in the ACTUAL FUCK do you think you are doing?! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME." So, huh.
CEO and Exec at Coldplay Concert Weren't Having 'Affair,' Source Insists: 'This Has Been Devastating for Entire Families' (Exclusive)
Two months after then-Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was seen on camera at a Coldplay concert with Kristin Cabot, who was working as his company’s chief people officer, a source close to Cabot is speakin...
people.com
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If they'd just shut up about it, it'd be forgotten. But saying shit like this brings it back up, and also makes me think, if my co-worker "hugged" me like this (with at least one hand on a boob), I would be like, "what in the ACTUAL FUCK do you think you are doing?! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME." So, huh.
lolololololol "his PROCESS"
Nick Cannon Says Having 12 Kids Was a Response to Trauma, Admits He Was Being 'Careless' and 'Frivolous' with His Process
During an appearance on the morning radio show, 'The Breakfast Club,' Nick Cannon opened up about his process of becoming a dad of 12. Cannon said that welcoming his children the way that he did was a...
people.com
September 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
lolololololol "his PROCESS"
What in the hell are you talking about? This not only looks exactly like Glenn Powell, this expression looks like it actually represents what I imagine his real personality is like.
August 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What in the hell are you talking about? This not only looks exactly like Glenn Powell, this expression looks like it actually represents what I imagine his real personality is like.
Stop saying Trump is "saying the quiet part out loud." There IS no quiet part anymore, and there hasn't been for a long time. He's been screaming it from the rafters. Anyone acting surprised is as delusional as he is.
August 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Stop saying Trump is "saying the quiet part out loud." There IS no quiet part anymore, and there hasn't been for a long time. He's been screaming it from the rafters. Anyone acting surprised is as delusional as he is.
Uh, it's not sneaky. We can tell. When everything is so expensive, they're not pulling off some magic trick. We know.
‘Sneakflation’: How Trump’s tariffs are gradually raising costs for American consumers | CNN Business
When tariffs are tacked on to many imported goods, someone’s got to foot the bill.
www.cnn.com
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Uh, it's not sneaky. We can tell. When everything is so expensive, they're not pulling off some magic trick. We know.
Reposted by Sarah Tollison
🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy.
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraini!
August 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy.
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraini!
You never realize how much of an uncontrollable alien mass your tongue is until you're getting your teeth cleaned and it's like your tongue's mission is to be as uncooperative as possible.
August 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You never realize how much of an uncontrollable alien mass your tongue is until you're getting your teeth cleaned and it's like your tongue's mission is to be as uncooperative as possible.
Seems like we're moving very quickly into a police state. This National Guard in D.C. crap (when crime is down there) is not a great sign.
August 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Seems like we're moving very quickly into a police state. This National Guard in D.C. crap (when crime is down there) is not a great sign.
I am definitely not an open-kitchen-cabinets-with-display-plates kind of girl. Function over form, baby.
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am definitely not an open-kitchen-cabinets-with-display-plates kind of girl. Function over form, baby.
Gen Xers had the wonderful pleasure of being fascinated by the clear pages of the human body in the World Book Encyclopedia.
August 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Gen Xers had the wonderful pleasure of being fascinated by the clear pages of the human body in the World Book Encyclopedia.
what's the point of the "delete and report junk" button if it doesn't do shit, don't give us the illusion of power if we have none
July 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
what's the point of the "delete and report junk" button if it doesn't do shit, don't give us the illusion of power if we have none
I know the difference between astronomer and astrologer (it's huge, obvs), but that story that will not die about the Astronomer CEO has me reading it as "Astrologer" every time, and I'm like, "ugh, double douche."
July 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I know the difference between astronomer and astrologer (it's huge, obvs), but that story that will not die about the Astronomer CEO has me reading it as "Astrologer" every time, and I'm like, "ugh, double douche."