Sarah Tiana
@sarahtiana.bsky.social
Comedian. Writer. Mom. Sports nut.
My son calls him John Soto and honestly no notes.
July 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My son calls him John Soto and honestly no notes.
Some of you are acting like you’ve never gone on a reality dating show seeking money and fame under the guise of “finding love” at the age of 23 and it shows.
July 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Some of you are acting like you’ve never gone on a reality dating show seeking money and fame under the guise of “finding love” at the age of 23 and it shows.
Definitely feels like he is already dead and they are looking for a scapegoat.
The government’s daily status report in the Abrego Garcia case is late. Again.
April 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Definitely feels like he is already dead and they are looking for a scapegoat.
Does this video have sound?
April 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Does this video have sound?
I stand by this Dodger fans.
April 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I stand by this Dodger fans.
I feel like Dave Chappell is gonna try to beat Cory Booker’s time.
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I feel like Dave Chappell is gonna try to beat Cory Booker’s time.
My favorite Val Kilmer line: (Tombstone)
Ringo: “Are you Doc Holliday?”
Doc: “Well that’s the rumor.”
The way he delivered it encapsulated his whole character in such a minimal response.
RIP Legend
Ringo: “Are you Doc Holliday?”
Doc: “Well that’s the rumor.”
The way he delivered it encapsulated his whole character in such a minimal response.
RIP Legend
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My favorite Val Kilmer line: (Tombstone)
Ringo: “Are you Doc Holliday?”
Doc: “Well that’s the rumor.”
The way he delivered it encapsulated his whole character in such a minimal response.
RIP Legend
Ringo: “Are you Doc Holliday?”
Doc: “Well that’s the rumor.”
The way he delivered it encapsulated his whole character in such a minimal response.
RIP Legend
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Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
March 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
Unreal
I shit you not…this is the A’s press room at Sutter Health park. 🤯
March 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Unreal
😳😳😳
Disgusting stuff from AJ Smith-Shawver.
22 Inches of Horizontal Break.
22 Inches of Horizontal Break.
March 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
😳😳😳
Quick reminder, the Braves started 0-4 in 2021 too.
March 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Quick reminder, the Braves started 0-4 in 2021 too.
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Yo remember when that Olympic pole vaulter lost because his dong got in the way
That was a fun day. Not like now.
That was a fun day. Not like now.
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yo remember when that Olympic pole vaulter lost because his dong got in the way
That was a fun day. Not like now.
That was a fun day. Not like now.
🚨🚨🚨show at @BreaImprov cancelled tonight and being moved to later date. APOLOGIES!!!
March 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🚨🚨🚨show at @BreaImprov cancelled tonight and being moved to later date. APOLOGIES!!!
Hear me out. What if Kyle Shanahan gets his wish from last year and Kirk Cousins goes to the 49erssssss 😬😬😬😬 Could this be why the Brock Purdy deal is delayed?
Follow me for more pie in the sky sports takes.
Follow me for more pie in the sky sports takes.
March 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hear me out. What if Kyle Shanahan gets his wish from last year and Kirk Cousins goes to the 49erssssss 😬😬😬😬 Could this be why the Brock Purdy deal is delayed?
Follow me for more pie in the sky sports takes.
Follow me for more pie in the sky sports takes.
Paradise is for real scarier than any slasher movie.
March 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Paradise is for real scarier than any slasher movie.
I honestly can’t spot the difference.
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I honestly can’t spot the difference.
Running my new hour at the Brea Improv on Wednesday. www.ticketweb.com/event/sarah-...
March 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Running my new hour at the Brea Improv on Wednesday. www.ticketweb.com/event/sarah-...
Just saw a cyber truck with a handicap placard and nothing has ever made more sense.
March 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just saw a cyber truck with a handicap placard and nothing has ever made more sense.
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Twitter being down for the start of NFL free agency really sums up how things are going over there.
March 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Twitter being down for the start of NFL free agency really sums up how things are going over there.
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Opened Bluesky and found out Lucious Malfoy is on the White Lotus showing wand.
March 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Opened Bluesky and found out Lucious Malfoy is on the White Lotus showing wand.
Remember last year when the MLB app was sending final score notifications for games held in 1987? Simpler times.
March 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Remember last year when the MLB app was sending final score notifications for games held in 1987? Simpler times.
I’m happy for Myles Garrett and the money he’s getting but also I feel tricked.
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m happy for Myles Garrett and the money he’s getting but also I feel tricked.
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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.