✨ sarah ✨
@sarahphina.bsky.social
✦ sarah ✦ adult magical girl ✦ she/her ✦
stans (semi-)retired youtubers and girl groups
stans (semi-)retired youtubers and girl groups
hi. the hell site is even more unusable than usual rn.
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
hi. the hell site is even more unusable than usual rn.
oh that's fun. this period decided to be one of those occasional Straight From Hell kinda ones. love being cold, sweaty, shaking and nauseous while cramps make me reconsider the whole not killing myself thing.
May 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
oh that's fun. this period decided to be one of those occasional Straight From Hell kinda ones. love being cold, sweaty, shaking and nauseous while cramps make me reconsider the whole not killing myself thing.
i worked 2 full days and one half day this week and i'm exhausted but i can't even really sleep in tomorrow because i got a blood test and a job coach appointment that i did not prepare for. and i wanna go swimming afterwards too 🥲
May 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i worked 2 full days and one half day this week and i'm exhausted but i can't even really sleep in tomorrow because i got a blood test and a job coach appointment that i did not prepare for. and i wanna go swimming afterwards too 🥲
i get the well meaning advice to join a board game club to make friends a lot for someone who fucking hates board games. get that fucking dice away from me or so help me god.
May 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i get the well meaning advice to join a board game club to make friends a lot for someone who fucking hates board games. get that fucking dice away from me or so help me god.
popped a pimple in the corner of my mouth so now for the next week people gonna think i have a cold sore yay
May 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
popped a pimple in the corner of my mouth so now for the next week people gonna think i have a cold sore yay
forgot i actually deleted duolingo from my phone yesterday so i just reached for my phone to do my lesson lol. need a new app i guess.
May 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
forgot i actually deleted duolingo from my phone yesterday so i just reached for my phone to do my lesson lol. need a new app i guess.
if my devout catholic grandma was still alive easter monday brunch would have taken a turn i can tell you that much
April 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
if my devout catholic grandma was still alive easter monday brunch would have taken a turn i can tell you that much
my laptop had been screaming at me about updates for a few days, so yesterday i thought i'd let it do that before i went to bed. but it was taking a very long time and i was tired so i went to bed.
anyway, now i have windows 11.
anyway, now i have windows 11.
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
my laptop had been screaming at me about updates for a few days, so yesterday i thought i'd let it do that before i went to bed. but it was taking a very long time and i was tired so i went to bed.
anyway, now i have windows 11.
anyway, now i have windows 11.
mum calls me downstairs for dinner. i answer i'll be there soon.
my dad who doesn't hear me 'cause he's in the living room: i thought she'd gone out?
my mum calling out again: sarah are you out??
GIRL DID YOU NOT LITERALLY JUST HEAR ME ANSWER YOU? WHO DID YOU THINK ANSWERED??🤨😭
my dad who doesn't hear me 'cause he's in the living room: i thought she'd gone out?
my mum calling out again: sarah are you out??
GIRL DID YOU NOT LITERALLY JUST HEAR ME ANSWER YOU? WHO DID YOU THINK ANSWERED??🤨😭
April 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
mum calls me downstairs for dinner. i answer i'll be there soon.
my dad who doesn't hear me 'cause he's in the living room: i thought she'd gone out?
my mum calling out again: sarah are you out??
GIRL DID YOU NOT LITERALLY JUST HEAR ME ANSWER YOU? WHO DID YOU THINK ANSWERED??🤨😭
my dad who doesn't hear me 'cause he's in the living room: i thought she'd gone out?
my mum calling out again: sarah are you out??
GIRL DID YOU NOT LITERALLY JUST HEAR ME ANSWER YOU? WHO DID YOU THINK ANSWERED??🤨😭
education sector is so funny what do you mean even the administration has 2 weeks off for break
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
education sector is so funny what do you mean even the administration has 2 weeks off for break
last year when i ran out of urban decay primer potion i bought milani's eyeshadow primer because the internet told me it was just as good if not better for a much cheaper price.
anyway today i'm glad to have used up the last drop of that shit and we're back to udpp and i will never stray again.
anyway today i'm glad to have used up the last drop of that shit and we're back to udpp and i will never stray again.
April 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
last year when i ran out of urban decay primer potion i bought milani's eyeshadow primer because the internet told me it was just as good if not better for a much cheaper price.
anyway today i'm glad to have used up the last drop of that shit and we're back to udpp and i will never stray again.
anyway today i'm glad to have used up the last drop of that shit and we're back to udpp and i will never stray again.
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
chrome forced an update that turns off ublock which i noticed immediately because the first video i tried to watch was preceded by a long ad for m&m's. turned that shit back on right away which thankfully still works, apparently it has been deleted from the chrome store. fuck google.
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
chrome forced an update that turns off ublock which i noticed immediately because the first video i tried to watch was preceded by a long ad for m&m's. turned that shit back on right away which thankfully still works, apparently it has been deleted from the chrome store. fuck google.
cat who would rather starve than touch his wet food lately (dw he's fine, just picky and special)
March 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
cat who would rather starve than touch his wet food lately (dw he's fine, just picky and special)
posting a 2 and a half hours long video this late in the evening is insane but this week's background noise while doing my makeup is sorted.
March 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
posting a 2 and a half hours long video this late in the evening is insane but this week's background noise while doing my makeup is sorted.
my mom is apparently so far away from planet earth she just asked when i was gonna start my job experience placement. i started two weeks ago. not hurtful at all.
March 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
my mom is apparently so far away from planet earth she just asked when i was gonna start my job experience placement. i started two weeks ago. not hurtful at all.
instagram keeps putting anti blake lively content into my algorithm and i find it sus as hell. i've read comments on like two posts to see if anyone was pushing back against those unhinged weirdos but it's just complete madness. like amber heard all over again.
March 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
instagram keeps putting anti blake lively content into my algorithm and i find it sus as hell. i've read comments on like two posts to see if anyone was pushing back against those unhinged weirdos but it's just complete madness. like amber heard all over again.
i'm really gonna go wake up early, do makeup and dress cute, just to go to the therapy group tomorrow for a quick 5 minute goodbye and then leave again lmaoooo
February 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i'm really gonna go wake up early, do makeup and dress cute, just to go to the therapy group tomorrow for a quick 5 minute goodbye and then leave again lmaoooo
he was so round today
February 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
he was so round today
i know people were disappointed about february not being vday themed this year but i kinda appreciate a birthday without hearts and roses. though it didn't rain today either.
February 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i know people were disappointed about february not being vday themed this year but i kinda appreciate a birthday without hearts and roses. though it didn't rain today either.
first dan and phil ruin my personal finances, then they try to kill me with insta post. what did i do to deserve this?
February 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
first dan and phil ruin my personal finances, then they try to kill me with insta post. what did i do to deserve this?
I DID IT. i have officially informed my therapist that i will not continue with therapy. and i hate to be predictable but the response was that they weren't surprised so 🤷🏻♀️
February 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I DID IT. i have officially informed my therapist that i will not continue with therapy. and i hate to be predictable but the response was that they weren't surprised so 🤷🏻♀️
anxiety off the charts because tomorrow i'm gonna have to tell the therapist that actually i'm not here to discuss therapy evaluation at all because ✨i quit✨
February 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
anxiety off the charts because tomorrow i'm gonna have to tell the therapist that actually i'm not here to discuss therapy evaluation at all because ✨i quit✨
until 5 minutes ago my dad was apparently the last person in the world to have never heard apt. the song has been nr. 1 for 5 consecutive weeks in the dutch top 40 and lisening to music is his only hobby.
February 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
until 5 minutes ago my dad was apparently the last person in the world to have never heard apt. the song has been nr. 1 for 5 consecutive weeks in the dutch top 40 and lisening to music is his only hobby.
Reposted by ✨ sarah ✨
69 meet and greets later and the official "Terrible Influence Tour Meet and Greet Outfit Stats" are here 💜💙
Compiling all this info over the past 5 months has been a real labour of love and I thought what better way to display it than in a fun, photocard inspired template! ✨
Compiling all this info over the past 5 months has been a real labour of love and I thought what better way to display it than in a fun, photocard inspired template! ✨
February 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
69 meet and greets later and the official "Terrible Influence Tour Meet and Greet Outfit Stats" are here 💜💙
Compiling all this info over the past 5 months has been a real labour of love and I thought what better way to display it than in a fun, photocard inspired template! ✨
Compiling all this info over the past 5 months has been a real labour of love and I thought what better way to display it than in a fun, photocard inspired template! ✨