Sarah Lind
@sarahlindish.bsky.social
Bra-monger. Corn dog. Janky.
Peanut butter is my jam
January 4, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Peanut butter is my jam
Happy new year, cretins.
January 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Happy new year, cretins.
I love that almond milk eggnog exists like the weird part of eggnog is the milk and not the shelled mucus
December 12, 2023 at 3:19 AM
I love that almond milk eggnog exists like the weird part of eggnog is the milk and not the shelled mucus
Please go easy on customer service/retail workers always and especially during the stink-o holidays. Please. I’m begging.
December 12, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Please go easy on customer service/retail workers always and especially during the stink-o holidays. Please. I’m begging.
Just like Beyoncé, my ass is getting bigger.
Unlike Beyoncé, my cash is not getting larger.
Unlike Beyoncé, my cash is not getting larger.
December 5, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Just like Beyoncé, my ass is getting bigger.
Unlike Beyoncé, my cash is not getting larger.
Unlike Beyoncé, my cash is not getting larger.
I need to stop referencing Jack Palance so much
December 5, 2023 at 5:37 AM
I need to stop referencing Jack Palance so much
Lars Ulrich has big Paul McCartney energy
November 26, 2023 at 7:28 AM
Lars Ulrich has big Paul McCartney energy
Reposted by Sarah Lind
Sort-of watching a whole movie by ambiently catching all the main scenes on tv over a five year period is a lost art
November 17, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Sort-of watching a whole movie by ambiently catching all the main scenes on tv over a five year period is a lost art
Someone just gave me Crispin Glover’s phone number. It was not Crispin Glover.
November 11, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Someone just gave me Crispin Glover’s phone number. It was not Crispin Glover.
OF COURSE I have a favourite time
July 16, 2023 at 7:56 PM
OF COURSE I have a favourite time
I usually laugh pretty loud and my friend told me one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard and then she took a picture of me laughing very loudly. She also captured this little nugget’s reaction.
July 16, 2023 at 6:25 AM
I usually laugh pretty loud and my friend told me one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard and then she took a picture of me laughing very loudly. She also captured this little nugget’s reaction.
My cat starts purring when she sees me pet other animals.
July 14, 2023 at 2:41 AM
My cat starts purring when she sees me pet other animals.
When you’re durnk: ha ha I’m drunk
July 13, 2023 at 11:19 PM
When you’re durnk: ha ha I’m drunk
It’s only 8am and I’ve said “though” way too many times already
July 13, 2023 at 3:13 PM
It’s only 8am and I’ve said “though” way too many times already
I honestly think Hank Azaria is the announcer on LA trains
July 13, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I honestly think Hank Azaria is the announcer on LA trains
Life ends but it doesn’t quit right guys
July 4, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Life ends but it doesn’t quit right guys