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SarahEllen
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Dad joke connoisseur 🌵
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Whatever happens, at least we had that

#bluejays #worldseries
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Blue Jays closing out game 2:

#bluejays
October 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The British and the French during WW1:

#BlueJays
October 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Blue Jays fans watching Max Sherzer pitch:

#bluejays
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Watching the jays
#bluejays
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Watching the jays
#bluejays
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Forget girl math, the only arithmetic I’m doing this summer is fruit math
🍑🍓🍇

How many days will it take for these peaches to ripen?

x2= the amount of strawberries I need to feed 12 people
August 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Solved the mini in 36 seconds after a nine-minute clunker yesterday

#amwriting #writingcommunity #amreading #readingcommunity
I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
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August 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yankees when confronted with a ball they have to field:

#bluejays #toronto #yankees
July 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Jays fans watching the Yankees implode:

#bluejays #yankees
July 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Is coming up with an idea for a novel easy?

No.

But is writing the first draft a blast?

Also no.

But is editing said draft a pleasurable experience?

No again.

Makes me wonder why I spend my time doing this when I could be doing anything else.

#amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Me, putting an Instagram time limit on my phone

#booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
July 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Chapell’s song is the Gen Z version of “Since You Been Gone”..you start the verses thinking it’s going to go well and then…Good Luck, Babe

#music #musicsky
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Fresh out the slammer (reading an 1000 page familial epic) I know who my first call will be to (the paciest mystery novel I can find)

#amreading #readingcommunity #boosky
June 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It is a fact, universally acknowledged, that a single man in a picture displaying a fish he has caught, must be in want of a wife

#booksky #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
May 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s Spring. 🌸

Go for a walk and admire the cherry blossoms.

Accidentally dye your hair green.

Best your romantic interest through academic performance.

It’s what Anne Shirley would want.

#booksky #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Herman Melville after unloading six pages of whale trivia in the middle of his novel:

#booksky #readingcommunity #amreading #amwriting
May 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When the library book finally comes off hold on Libby after 17 weeks and it’s not what you were expecting

#amreading #readingcommunity #booksky
May 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Garbanzo Bean is my father, call me Chickpea.
May 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Call me ChatGPT the way I’ve been stealing the best bits from every author I’ve ever read and mashing it up to make a less superior nonsensical version

#amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
April 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Planning my #revpit submission means doing my favourite thing: procrasti-writing 😂

#amwriting #writingcommunity
a 🧵 that absolutely no one asked for:
Tudor Queens as Taylor Swift Albums

Disclaimer: I am a lover of history and Taylor Swift; I am not an expert in either fields.

#TaylorSwift #history #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky #amreading
March 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
a 🧵 that absolutely no one asked for:
Tudor Queens as Taylor Swift Albums

Disclaimer: I am a lover of history and Taylor Swift; I am not an expert in either fields.

#TaylorSwift #history #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky #amreading
March 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM