Mark Malan
@santabikerbear.bsky.social
Queer, GenXer, motorcyclist, gaymer, accountant and aspiring actor! My favorite person in the world is my amazing fiancé.
During the press conference, it sure seemed like DJT spoke longingly about “slave babies” as if he wants to see them again.
June 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
During the press conference, it sure seemed like DJT spoke longingly about “slave babies” as if he wants to see them again.
“We are all going to die.” - Joni Ernst, Senator from Iowa. Thank you for having the courage to express the Republican sentiment for the not-billionaires of the US out loud and proud.
The Democrats’ response should be, “We all don’t have to die so quickly.” Something like that. Workshop it!
The Democrats’ response should be, “We all don’t have to die so quickly.” Something like that. Workshop it!
May 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“We are all going to die.” - Joni Ernst, Senator from Iowa. Thank you for having the courage to express the Republican sentiment for the not-billionaires of the US out loud and proud.
The Democrats’ response should be, “We all don’t have to die so quickly.” Something like that. Workshop it!
The Democrats’ response should be, “We all don’t have to die so quickly.” Something like that. Workshop it!
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I am really looking forward to trying to emigrate to Mattel, now that it has been given sovereignty by Trump.
May 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I am really looking forward to trying to emigrate to Mattel, now that it has been given sovereignty by Trump.
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Quite the compliment coming from one of my favorite accounts on this platform.
Thanks for all you do, Rick!
From your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all you do, Rick!
From your fan, Mar🐫
May 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Quite the compliment coming from one of my favorite accounts on this platform.
Thanks for all you do, Rick!
From your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all you do, Rick!
From your fan, Mar🐫
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Donald responds to every question about history like a fourth-grader giving a book report on a book he didn't read.
May 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Donald responds to every question about history like a fourth-grader giving a book report on a book he didn't read.
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A Moran asks a moron a question.
The Declaration of Independence was about, literally, the *opposite* of unity. It was about separation.
The Declaration of Independence was about, literally, the *opposite* of unity. It was about separation.
MORAN: What does it (the Declaration of Independence) mean to you?
TRUMP: It means exactly what it says; it's a declaration of unity, love and respect and it means a lot. It's something very special to our country.
TRUMP: It means exactly what it says; it's a declaration of unity, love and respect and it means a lot. It's something very special to our country.
May 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A Moran asks a moron a question.
The Declaration of Independence was about, literally, the *opposite* of unity. It was about separation.
The Declaration of Independence was about, literally, the *opposite* of unity. It was about separation.
Anyone seen a quote from Elise Stefanik with her feelings about Waltz’s new job?
May 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Anyone seen a quote from Elise Stefanik with her feelings about Waltz’s new job?
Dude! We get it - you are a Nazi loving Trump supporter. Take it down a notch.
April 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Dude! We get it - you are a Nazi loving Trump supporter. Take it down a notch.
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Holy shit you guys.
This ad for Iowa Senate candidate Nathan Sage is f’ng fire.
A Marine mechanic raised in a trailer park is about to send Trump humping toady Joni Ernst back to castrating hogs.
And we can help him do it.
LFG!!!
👇
actl.ink/ntsgcmpln?re...
youtu.be/wOYyZYSn_vg?...
This ad for Iowa Senate candidate Nathan Sage is f’ng fire.
A Marine mechanic raised in a trailer park is about to send Trump humping toady Joni Ernst back to castrating hogs.
And we can help him do it.
LFG!!!
👇
actl.ink/ntsgcmpln?re...
youtu.be/wOYyZYSn_vg?...
Elect Nathan Sage to the Senate!
actl.ink
April 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Holy shit you guys.
This ad for Iowa Senate candidate Nathan Sage is f’ng fire.
A Marine mechanic raised in a trailer park is about to send Trump humping toady Joni Ernst back to castrating hogs.
And we can help him do it.
LFG!!!
👇
actl.ink/ntsgcmpln?re...
youtu.be/wOYyZYSn_vg?...
This ad for Iowa Senate candidate Nathan Sage is f’ng fire.
A Marine mechanic raised in a trailer park is about to send Trump humping toady Joni Ernst back to castrating hogs.
And we can help him do it.
LFG!!!
👇
actl.ink/ntsgcmpln?re...
youtu.be/wOYyZYSn_vg?...
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The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.
April 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.
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Does really liking Wes Anderson movies make one odd? Asking for a friend.
April 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Does really liking Wes Anderson movies make one odd? Asking for a friend.
Given that the Supreme Court has no power anymore, they are now the largest example of fraud, waste, and abuse. If we can save democracy from Trump, we need the justices that gave him King powers to be gone too.
Robert’s legacy will forever be as the Chief Justice that destroyed the Constitution!
Robert’s legacy will forever be as the Chief Justice that destroyed the Constitution!
April 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Given that the Supreme Court has no power anymore, they are now the largest example of fraud, waste, and abuse. If we can save democracy from Trump, we need the justices that gave him King powers to be gone too.
Robert’s legacy will forever be as the Chief Justice that destroyed the Constitution!
Robert’s legacy will forever be as the Chief Justice that destroyed the Constitution!
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Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.
April 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.
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Three House Republicans. Four Senate Republicans. That's it. That's the math.
April 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Three House Republicans. Four Senate Republicans. That's it. That's the math.
Treasury Secretary Bessent said we would negotiate a unified trade plan against China with our “Allies.”
Who does he think he is talking about? We have no more allies, we have reluctant acquaintances. Idiot!
Who does he think he is talking about? We have no more allies, we have reluctant acquaintances. Idiot!
April 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Treasury Secretary Bessent said we would negotiate a unified trade plan against China with our “Allies.”
Who does he think he is talking about? We have no more allies, we have reluctant acquaintances. Idiot!
Who does he think he is talking about? We have no more allies, we have reluctant acquaintances. Idiot!
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My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):
April 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):
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Thanks to @kevidently.bsky.social I learned that Nick Offerman is filming a new show with Nicole Kidman and Michele Pfeiffer. The most important part is that Nick is wearing leather pants in a photo from the set of Margo's Got Money Troubles 🥵
www.instagram.com/p/DIFCPEkBhWe/
www.instagram.com/p/DIFCPEkBhWe/
April 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Thanks to @kevidently.bsky.social I learned that Nick Offerman is filming a new show with Nicole Kidman and Michele Pfeiffer. The most important part is that Nick is wearing leather pants in a photo from the set of Margo's Got Money Troubles 🥵
www.instagram.com/p/DIFCPEkBhWe/
www.instagram.com/p/DIFCPEkBhWe/
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They have our business!
April 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They have our business!
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Feed time for our lambs and of course little lamb squirrel #lambfeeding
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Feed time for our lambs and of course little lamb squirrel #lambfeeding
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2 delightfully stupid items:
Dead people telling the President to pursue a trade war with an uninhabited island is real George III territory
April 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
2 delightfully stupid items: