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Sandal Sage
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Meerkat. Observer of Humans. Bootleg Philosopher.

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Brewed coffee in a cauldron mug,
Scrolled my grimoire the Kindle plug.
Bookmarks bleed with twist & bite,
Plots burn low, then blaze at night.
Every reader’s a witch, its true
Summon worlds with what we do.
Happy Halloween storybound kin 🎃✌

#Booksky #Readsky #Writesky #Halloween #Witch #Poetry
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The most frightening costume is the one you wear every day: a face that expects endless sweetness from the world.

Happy #Halloween!

~ Sandal Sage ~

#AIArt #Comics #Funny #Quotes #Humor
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The only real limits are the ones drawn inside your mind...the silent barriers you refuse to challenge.

~ Sandal Sage ~

#Motivation #Mindset #SelfAwareness #Philosophy #Wisdom #Quotes #Reality #Observer #Human #Behavior #WiseWords #Humor #Comedy #BootlegGuru #Sage #Comics #SandalSage 🖖
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Rain is the sky’s reminder to slow down.

Not every drop is a problem...sometimes it’s just an invitation to breathe. #SandalSage

#Rain #Relax #DontStress #TouchGrass #Reality #WiseWords #Humor #Philosophy #Comedy #Observer #Human #Behavior #Quotes #Wisdom #Sage🖖
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
September 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they must.

The wisest at the party is the one you forgot was even there. #SandalSage

#Wisdom #Quotes #Satire #Reality #Irony #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #Funny #WiseWords #Comedy #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #Sage🖖
September 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
September 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Great Hive cannot give you an egg.
It can only give you a picture of an egg, for a price.
A true tribe is measured in steps, not servers.
#SandalSage

#Community #Connection #Reality #Satire #ModernLife #Irony #WiseWords #Philosophy #Relationships #Intimacy #Eggs #VirtualLife #Friendships
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You stare at a puddle and call it the ocean.

You hold a spark and call it the sun.

You have been robbed, and you thank the thief.
#SandalSage

#Illusion #Truth #Deception #Philosophy #Irony #Reality #DoomScroll #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Satire #Quote #Poetry #ShortRead #QuickRead #Snippet #Comics
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Humans have built vast libraries on the "theory of mind,"

Creating a complex spell to describe what every social animal knows in its bones:

Your pain is my warning. #SandalSage

#Wisdom #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #Observer #Quotes #Survival #Irony #Reality #Relationships #Spells #Empathy #Fear
The Scent of Fear
Empathy is not a complex spell.
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September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The choice is not between 'good' and 'evil.'

The choice is between 'eating' and 'not eating.'

This is not a vote.

This is survival.
#SandalSage

#Survival #Reality #Wisdom #LifeLessons #Truth #Observer #Human #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes #Boycott #EatTheRich #EthicalShopping #GiantCorporations
The Illusion of Choice
Explaining boycotting a company is simple.
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September 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You are so busy diagnosing the dream that you forget to be amazed that you are dreaming at all!
This isn't a glitch.
This is the main program!
You are just looking at it through a dirty window!
#SandalSage

#Dream #Reality #Mindfulness #Awareness #Observer #Human #Wisdom #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes
The Glitch in the Grandeur
Ever since they made the matrix movies,
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August 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The only thing more dangerous than a predator is a half-built burrow.
It gives the illusion of safety but crumbles at the first tremor.
Build a whole burrow.
Or dig alone. #SandalSage

#Relationships #Situationship #Entanglement #SocialContracts #OneNightStand #FriendsWithBenefits #Wisdom #Satire
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
When the next chapter begins,
your failures are not stains...
they are the context that makes the triumphs matter.
#SandalSage

#Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire
August 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The healer is not afraid of your true count.

You round it down to survive; she asks you to round it up so you might live.

Let her have the whole number.

It is lighter in her hands than in yours.

~ Sandal Sage, Absurd Comforter ~

#Anxiety #Pain #Comfort #Reflection #Healing #MentalHealth
August 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Georgia’s charm is sugar-coated steel.

“Bless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage

#Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We cannot fix the hive’s broken rules.

But we can sit.

We can breathe.

The only proof of need is the need itself.
#SandalSage

#MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior
August 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
They do not care for shiny pebbles or glowing rectangles.
They care for you.

Dogs have mastered what we forget: love the hand that feeds, guard the heart that loves.

A perfect contract. #SandalSage

#NationalDogDay #BestFriend #Doggo #Pets #Companions #Love #Loyalty #Friendship #Wisdom #Quotes
August 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Simplicity is not easy.
It is the work of choice.
It is saying “these three grubs are enough” while letting a thousand others scurry away.
#SandalSage

#Simplicity #Minimalism #Decisions #Choices #Contentment #Appreciation #Wisdom #Philosophy #Survival #Reality #Mindfulness #Grind #Humor #Satire
The Art of the Essential
Simplicity doesn’t mean easy.
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August 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Here. Your voice, folded into a shape that pleases the gatekeepers. Very clean. Very quiet. Perfect. Now go write for the hive. #SandalSage

#MFA #Scam #Conformity #AgainstTheGrain #Authenticity #Writesky #Readsky #Screensky #Booksky #Indie #Artist #Author #Musician #Poet #Creativity #Individuality
August 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
You call it “luck.”
I see one who watches the clouds, and one who does not.
The sky does not play favorites.
It simply rains.
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#BePrepared #Luck #Plan #Grind #Hustle #Motivation #Inspiration #Discipline #Focus #Resilience #Success #Preparation #Mindset #HardWork #Opportunity
August 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Freedom From The Glowing Talking Rectangle. It is a good value. Strong. Simple. Align on this—and then be silent under the sun.

#Sandal #Sage #Grind #Wellness #Health #Corporate #RatRace #Hustle #WorkLifeBalance #Detox #DigitalMinimalism #TechAddiction #Mindfulness #SelfCare #Nature #Unplug
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You draw a circle on your skin and call it freedom.

You call the other days rules.

A story told to yourself that makes you weaker. #SandalSage✌

#CalorieCounting #CheatDay #WeightLoss #Fitness #DietCulture #Wellness #Health #FoodFreedom #BodyImage #SelfCare #Healing #Balance #Nutrition #NoRules
August 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM