Sandal Sage
@sandalsage.bsky.social
Meerkat. Observer of Humans. Bootleg Philosopher.
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Galileo Galilei's middle finger is proudly displayed upright in a glass vessel at Museo Galileo in Florence, Italy.
Born: Feb 15, 1564
Birthplace: Pisa, Duchy of Florence, Italy
Died:Jan 8, 1642 (77)
#GalileoGalilei #Science #History #Astronomy #Physics #Facts #Italy #MuseoGalileo #AIArt
Born: Feb 15, 1564
Birthplace: Pisa, Duchy of Florence, Italy
Died:Jan 8, 1642 (77)
#GalileoGalilei #Science #History #Astronomy #Physics #Facts #Italy #MuseoGalileo #AIArt
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Galileo Galilei's middle finger is proudly displayed upright in a glass vessel at Museo Galileo in Florence, Italy.
Born: Feb 15, 1564
Birthplace: Pisa, Duchy of Florence, Italy
Died:Jan 8, 1642 (77)
#GalileoGalilei #Science #History #Astronomy #Physics #Facts #Italy #MuseoGalileo #AIArt
Born: Feb 15, 1564
Birthplace: Pisa, Duchy of Florence, Italy
Died:Jan 8, 1642 (77)
#GalileoGalilei #Science #History #Astronomy #Physics #Facts #Italy #MuseoGalileo #AIArt
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Before Shakespeare, jealousy was a feeling.
After Shakespeare, it was a predator.
It’s a masterpiece of psychological horror, written 400 years before modern psychology.
#Readsky #Writesky #Screensky #Booksky #5amwriters #6amwriters #Etymology #Sayings #Origins #Othello #Shakespeare #Lago ❤️✌️
After Shakespeare, it was a predator.
It’s a masterpiece of psychological horror, written 400 years before modern psychology.
#Readsky #Writesky #Screensky #Booksky #5amwriters #6amwriters #Etymology #Sayings #Origins #Othello #Shakespeare #Lago ❤️✌️
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The Green-Eyed Monster
Before Shakespeare, jealousy was a feeling.
After Shakespeare, it was a predator.
In Othello, the villain Iago weaponizes jealousy.
He whispers to Othello: "O, beware, my ...
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January 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Before Shakespeare, jealousy was a feeling.
After Shakespeare, it was a predator.
It’s a masterpiece of psychological horror, written 400 years before modern psychology.
#Readsky #Writesky #Screensky #Booksky #5amwriters #6amwriters #Etymology #Sayings #Origins #Othello #Shakespeare #Lago ❤️✌️
After Shakespeare, it was a predator.
It’s a masterpiece of psychological horror, written 400 years before modern psychology.
#Readsky #Writesky #Screensky #Booksky #5amwriters #6amwriters #Etymology #Sayings #Origins #Othello #Shakespeare #Lago ❤️✌️
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The five stages of grief when you lose an unsaved document.
#BookSky #ReadSky #WriteSky #ScreenSky #Grief
#BookSky #ReadSky #WriteSky #ScreenSky #Grief
January 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The five stages of grief when you lose an unsaved document.
#BookSky #ReadSky #WriteSky #ScreenSky #Grief
#BookSky #ReadSky #WriteSky #ScreenSky #Grief
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The Only Drama I Need Is Between Two Covers 🤩😍😉
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#BookSky #ReadSky #BookTok #WriteSky #5amWriters #6amWriters
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December 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The Only Drama I Need Is Between Two Covers 🤩😍😉
Merch Available with Worldwide Shipping👇
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#BookSky #ReadSky #BookTok #WriteSky #5amWriters #6amWriters
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Brewed coffee in a cauldron mug,
Scrolled my grimoire the Kindle plug.
Bookmarks bleed with twist & bite,
Plots burn low, then blaze at night.
Every reader’s a witch, its true
Summon worlds with what we do.
Happy Halloween storybound kin 🎃✌
#Booksky #Readsky #Writesky #Halloween #Witch #Poetry
Scrolled my grimoire the Kindle plug.
Bookmarks bleed with twist & bite,
Plots burn low, then blaze at night.
Every reader’s a witch, its true
Summon worlds with what we do.
Happy Halloween storybound kin 🎃✌
#Booksky #Readsky #Writesky #Halloween #Witch #Poetry
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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#Ghosted #Graveyard #Dating #BooMance #SwipeRight #ComicBook #Romance #Ectoplasm #Halloween #Humor #Ghostly #DatingApp #Afterlife #AIart #Fanart #AIArtsky #AI艺术 #ZombieMatch #Spectral #Cemetery #PumpkinSpiceNight #CostumeParty #HauntedHeart #Supernatural #TombstoneTinder #Eerie #PhantomPassion #Boo
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The only real limits are the ones drawn inside your mind...the silent barriers you refuse to challenge.
~ Sandal Sage ~
#Motivation #Mindset #SelfAwareness #Philosophy #Wisdom #Quotes #Reality #Observer #Human #Behavior #WiseWords #Humor #Comedy #BootlegGuru #Sage #Comics #SandalSage 🖖
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October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The only real limits are the ones drawn inside your mind...the silent barriers you refuse to challenge.
~ Sandal Sage ~
#Motivation #Mindset #SelfAwareness #Philosophy #Wisdom #Quotes #Reality #Observer #Human #Behavior #WiseWords #Humor #Comedy #BootlegGuru #Sage #Comics #SandalSage 🖖
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October 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Rain is the sky’s reminder to slow down.
Not every drop is a problem...sometimes it’s just an invitation to breathe. #SandalSage
#Rain #Relax #DontStress #TouchGrass #Reality #WiseWords #Humor #Philosophy #Comedy #Observer #Human #Behavior #Quotes #Wisdom #Sage🖖
Not every drop is a problem...sometimes it’s just an invitation to breathe. #SandalSage
#Rain #Relax #DontStress #TouchGrass #Reality #WiseWords #Humor #Philosophy #Comedy #Observer #Human #Behavior #Quotes #Wisdom #Sage🖖
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Rain is the sky’s reminder to slow down.
Not every drop is a problem...sometimes it’s just an invitation to breathe. #SandalSage
#Rain #Relax #DontStress #TouchGrass #Reality #WiseWords #Humor #Philosophy #Comedy #Observer #Human #Behavior #Quotes #Wisdom #Sage🖖
Not every drop is a problem...sometimes it’s just an invitation to breathe. #SandalSage
#Rain #Relax #DontStress #TouchGrass #Reality #WiseWords #Humor #Philosophy #Comedy #Observer #Human #Behavior #Quotes #Wisdom #Sage🖖
September 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they must.
The wisest at the party is the one you forgot was even there. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Quotes #Satire #Reality #Irony #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #Funny #WiseWords #Comedy #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #Sage🖖
The wisest at the party is the one you forgot was even there. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Quotes #Satire #Reality #Irony #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #Funny #WiseWords #Comedy #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #Sage🖖
September 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they must.
The wisest at the party is the one you forgot was even there. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Quotes #Satire #Reality #Irony #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #Funny #WiseWords #Comedy #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #Sage🖖
The wisest at the party is the one you forgot was even there. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Quotes #Satire #Reality #Irony #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #Funny #WiseWords #Comedy #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #Sage🖖
Do not fear the bitter bean-water.
Fear the morning without it.
#SandalSage
#Coffee #Espresso #Cappuccino #Cafe #Funny #Humor #Satire #Reality #Morning #BurntBeans #BeanMe #BootlegGuru #WiseWords
Fear the morning without it.
#SandalSage
#Coffee #Espresso #Cappuccino #Cafe #Funny #Humor #Satire #Reality #Morning #BurntBeans #BeanMe #BootlegGuru #WiseWords
September 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do not fear the bitter bean-water.
Fear the morning without it.
#SandalSage
#Coffee #Espresso #Cappuccino #Cafe #Funny #Humor #Satire #Reality #Morning #BurntBeans #BeanMe #BootlegGuru #WiseWords
Fear the morning without it.
#SandalSage
#Coffee #Espresso #Cappuccino #Cafe #Funny #Humor #Satire #Reality #Morning #BurntBeans #BeanMe #BootlegGuru #WiseWords
The Great Hive cannot give you an egg.
It can only give you a picture of an egg, for a price.
A true tribe is measured in steps, not servers.
#SandalSage
#Community #Connection #Reality #Satire #ModernLife #Irony #WiseWords #Philosophy #Relationships #Intimacy #Eggs #VirtualLife #Friendships
It can only give you a picture of an egg, for a price.
A true tribe is measured in steps, not servers.
#SandalSage
#Community #Connection #Reality #Satire #ModernLife #Irony #WiseWords #Philosophy #Relationships #Intimacy #Eggs #VirtualLife #Friendships
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The Great Hive cannot give you an egg.
It can only give you a picture of an egg, for a price.
A true tribe is measured in steps, not servers.
#SandalSage
#Community #Connection #Reality #Satire #ModernLife #Irony #WiseWords #Philosophy #Relationships #Intimacy #Eggs #VirtualLife #Friendships
It can only give you a picture of an egg, for a price.
A true tribe is measured in steps, not servers.
#SandalSage
#Community #Connection #Reality #Satire #ModernLife #Irony #WiseWords #Philosophy #Relationships #Intimacy #Eggs #VirtualLife #Friendships
You stare at a puddle and call it the ocean.
You hold a spark and call it the sun.
You have been robbed, and you thank the thief.
#SandalSage
#Illusion #Truth #Deception #Philosophy #Irony #Reality #DoomScroll #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Satire #Quote #Poetry #ShortRead #QuickRead #Snippet #Comics
You hold a spark and call it the sun.
You have been robbed, and you thank the thief.
#SandalSage
#Illusion #Truth #Deception #Philosophy #Irony #Reality #DoomScroll #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Satire #Quote #Poetry #ShortRead #QuickRead #Snippet #Comics
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
You stare at a puddle and call it the ocean.
You hold a spark and call it the sun.
You have been robbed, and you thank the thief.
#SandalSage
#Illusion #Truth #Deception #Philosophy #Irony #Reality #DoomScroll #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Satire #Quote #Poetry #ShortRead #QuickRead #Snippet #Comics
You hold a spark and call it the sun.
You have been robbed, and you thank the thief.
#SandalSage
#Illusion #Truth #Deception #Philosophy #Irony #Reality #DoomScroll #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Satire #Quote #Poetry #ShortRead #QuickRead #Snippet #Comics
Humans have built vast libraries on the "theory of mind,"
Creating a complex spell to describe what every social animal knows in its bones:
Your pain is my warning. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #Observer #Quotes #Survival #Irony #Reality #Relationships #Spells #Empathy #Fear
Creating a complex spell to describe what every social animal knows in its bones:
Your pain is my warning. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #Observer #Quotes #Survival #Irony #Reality #Relationships #Spells #Empathy #Fear
The Scent of Fear
Empathy is not a complex spell.
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September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Humans have built vast libraries on the "theory of mind,"
Creating a complex spell to describe what every social animal knows in its bones:
Your pain is my warning. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #Observer #Quotes #Survival #Irony #Reality #Relationships #Spells #Empathy #Fear
Creating a complex spell to describe what every social animal knows in its bones:
Your pain is my warning. #SandalSage
#Wisdom #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #Observer #Quotes #Survival #Irony #Reality #Relationships #Spells #Empathy #Fear
The choice is not between 'good' and 'evil.'
The choice is between 'eating' and 'not eating.'
This is not a vote.
This is survival.
#SandalSage
#Survival #Reality #Wisdom #LifeLessons #Truth #Observer #Human #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes #Boycott #EatTheRich #EthicalShopping #GiantCorporations
The choice is between 'eating' and 'not eating.'
This is not a vote.
This is survival.
#SandalSage
#Survival #Reality #Wisdom #LifeLessons #Truth #Observer #Human #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes #Boycott #EatTheRich #EthicalShopping #GiantCorporations
The Illusion of Choice
Explaining boycotting a company is simple.
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September 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The choice is not between 'good' and 'evil.'
The choice is between 'eating' and 'not eating.'
This is not a vote.
This is survival.
#SandalSage
#Survival #Reality #Wisdom #LifeLessons #Truth #Observer #Human #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes #Boycott #EatTheRich #EthicalShopping #GiantCorporations
The choice is between 'eating' and 'not eating.'
This is not a vote.
This is survival.
#SandalSage
#Survival #Reality #Wisdom #LifeLessons #Truth #Observer #Human #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes #Boycott #EatTheRich #EthicalShopping #GiantCorporations
You are so busy diagnosing the dream that you forget to be amazed that you are dreaming at all!
This isn't a glitch.
This is the main program!
You are just looking at it through a dirty window!
#SandalSage
#Dream #Reality #Mindfulness #Awareness #Observer #Human #Wisdom #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes
This isn't a glitch.
This is the main program!
You are just looking at it through a dirty window!
#SandalSage
#Dream #Reality #Mindfulness #Awareness #Observer #Human #Wisdom #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes
The Glitch in the Grandeur
Ever since they made the matrix movies,
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August 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You are so busy diagnosing the dream that you forget to be amazed that you are dreaming at all!
This isn't a glitch.
This is the main program!
You are just looking at it through a dirty window!
#SandalSage
#Dream #Reality #Mindfulness #Awareness #Observer #Human #Wisdom #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes
This isn't a glitch.
This is the main program!
You are just looking at it through a dirty window!
#SandalSage
#Dream #Reality #Mindfulness #Awareness #Observer #Human #Wisdom #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes
The only thing more dangerous than a predator is a half-built burrow.
It gives the illusion of safety but crumbles at the first tremor.
Build a whole burrow.
Or dig alone. #SandalSage
#Relationships #Situationship #Entanglement #SocialContracts #OneNightStand #FriendsWithBenefits #Wisdom #Satire
It gives the illusion of safety but crumbles at the first tremor.
Build a whole burrow.
Or dig alone. #SandalSage
#Relationships #Situationship #Entanglement #SocialContracts #OneNightStand #FriendsWithBenefits #Wisdom #Satire
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The only thing more dangerous than a predator is a half-built burrow.
It gives the illusion of safety but crumbles at the first tremor.
Build a whole burrow.
Or dig alone. #SandalSage
#Relationships #Situationship #Entanglement #SocialContracts #OneNightStand #FriendsWithBenefits #Wisdom #Satire
It gives the illusion of safety but crumbles at the first tremor.
Build a whole burrow.
Or dig alone. #SandalSage
#Relationships #Situationship #Entanglement #SocialContracts #OneNightStand #FriendsWithBenefits #Wisdom #Satire
When the next chapter begins,
your failures are not stains...
they are the context that makes the triumphs matter.
#SandalSage
#Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire
your failures are not stains...
they are the context that makes the triumphs matter.
#SandalSage
#Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire
August 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When the next chapter begins,
your failures are not stains...
they are the context that makes the triumphs matter.
#SandalSage
#Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire
your failures are not stains...
they are the context that makes the triumphs matter.
#SandalSage
#Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire
The healer is not afraid of your true count.
You round it down to survive; she asks you to round it up so you might live.
Let her have the whole number.
It is lighter in her hands than in yours.
~ Sandal Sage, Absurd Comforter ~
#Anxiety #Pain #Comfort #Reflection #Healing #MentalHealth
You round it down to survive; she asks you to round it up so you might live.
Let her have the whole number.
It is lighter in her hands than in yours.
~ Sandal Sage, Absurd Comforter ~
#Anxiety #Pain #Comfort #Reflection #Healing #MentalHealth
August 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The healer is not afraid of your true count.
You round it down to survive; she asks you to round it up so you might live.
Let her have the whole number.
It is lighter in her hands than in yours.
~ Sandal Sage, Absurd Comforter ~
#Anxiety #Pain #Comfort #Reflection #Healing #MentalHealth
You round it down to survive; she asks you to round it up so you might live.
Let her have the whole number.
It is lighter in her hands than in yours.
~ Sandal Sage, Absurd Comforter ~
#Anxiety #Pain #Comfort #Reflection #Healing #MentalHealth
Georgia’s charm is sugar-coated steel.
“Bless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage
#Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage
“Bless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage
#Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Georgia’s charm is sugar-coated steel.
“Bless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage
#Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage
“Bless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage
#Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage
We cannot fix the hive’s broken rules.
But we can sit.
We can breathe.
The only proof of need is the need itself.
#SandalSage
#MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior
But we can sit.
We can breathe.
The only proof of need is the need itself.
#SandalSage
#MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior
August 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
We cannot fix the hive’s broken rules.
But we can sit.
We can breathe.
The only proof of need is the need itself.
#SandalSage
#MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior
But we can sit.
We can breathe.
The only proof of need is the need itself.
#SandalSage
#MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior
They do not care for shiny pebbles or glowing rectangles.
They care for you.
Dogs have mastered what we forget: love the hand that feeds, guard the heart that loves.
A perfect contract. #SandalSage
#NationalDogDay #BestFriend #Doggo #Pets #Companions #Love #Loyalty #Friendship #Wisdom #Quotes
They care for you.
Dogs have mastered what we forget: love the hand that feeds, guard the heart that loves.
A perfect contract. #SandalSage
#NationalDogDay #BestFriend #Doggo #Pets #Companions #Love #Loyalty #Friendship #Wisdom #Quotes
August 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They do not care for shiny pebbles or glowing rectangles.
They care for you.
Dogs have mastered what we forget: love the hand that feeds, guard the heart that loves.
A perfect contract. #SandalSage
#NationalDogDay #BestFriend #Doggo #Pets #Companions #Love #Loyalty #Friendship #Wisdom #Quotes
They care for you.
Dogs have mastered what we forget: love the hand that feeds, guard the heart that loves.
A perfect contract. #SandalSage
#NationalDogDay #BestFriend #Doggo #Pets #Companions #Love #Loyalty #Friendship #Wisdom #Quotes