Samyaza Æsmodae Cristo
@samyazachristo.bsky.social
Professional Hot Bitch™
Opinion Haver
The coolest fallen angel this side of the afterlife.
25, he/they 💛🤍💜🖤
Opinion Haver
The coolest fallen angel this side of the afterlife.
25, he/they 💛🤍💜🖤
"Oh boy I sure can wait to watch a movie with everyone and spend time with my girlfriend!" *immediately switches out to someone else and goes straight to sleep*
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"Oh boy I sure can wait to watch a movie with everyone and spend time with my girlfriend!" *immediately switches out to someone else and goes straight to sleep*
Jingledorf The Grinklecrumb
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Jingledorf The Grinklecrumb
There is a gnawing hunger at the pit of my being, a gaping maw at the center of my universe. A craving, a desire, an unending need...
for more jalapeno poppers.
for more jalapeno poppers.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
There is a gnawing hunger at the pit of my being, a gaping maw at the center of my universe. A craving, a desire, an unending need...
for more jalapeno poppers.
for more jalapeno poppers.
It's a special kind of awful that follows you around wherever you go, whatever you do, and all you can really hope for is to pretend it isn't there.
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's a special kind of awful that follows you around wherever you go, whatever you do, and all you can really hope for is to pretend it isn't there.
It's all I can do to keep myself afloat. How am I supposed to keep everyone else happy if I can barely keep myself from giving up?
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It's all I can do to keep myself afloat. How am I supposed to keep everyone else happy if I can barely keep myself from giving up?
Legally distinct YouTube music Recap
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Legally distinct YouTube music Recap
Idk I'm trying *not* to regret moving up here but it's uh. It's getting hard.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Idk I'm trying *not* to regret moving up here but it's uh. It's getting hard.
And then we'll all be okay forever.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
And then we'll all be okay forever.
And then we'll all be okay forever.
And then we'll all be okay forever.
And then we'll all be okay forever.
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And then we'll all be okay forever.
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There's a miasma falling over the house. Everyone is falling apart and I just. I don't have to the energy or the financial resources to help those that need it I'm barely keeping together myself but I *have* to keep it together because if I don't stand strong who will?
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There's a miasma falling over the house. Everyone is falling apart and I just. I don't have to the energy or the financial resources to help those that need it I'm barely keeping together myself but I *have* to keep it together because if I don't stand strong who will?
why does my everything hurt
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
why does my everything hurt
why am i so fucking broken
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
why am i so fucking broken
An attempt was made
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
An attempt was made
this check was for catching up on bills and securing certain vanities that will aid in the months to come. the next check will be for taking our partners on dates. methinks the check after that will be for piercings, tattoos, and jewelry.
October 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
this check was for catching up on bills and securing certain vanities that will aid in the months to come. the next check will be for taking our partners on dates. methinks the check after that will be for piercings, tattoos, and jewelry.
I have money now and now that I have money I need piercings and tattoos and jewelry ASAP
October 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have money now and now that I have money I need piercings and tattoos and jewelry ASAP
I used to be able to do things. I prided myself on my ability to get things done. I was able to work 40+ hours a week, plus stay on top of my household chores, and still find time to spend with the people I care about. Then I let myself relax once, now I can't do fucking anything anymore.
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I used to be able to do things. I prided myself on my ability to get things done. I was able to work 40+ hours a week, plus stay on top of my household chores, and still find time to spend with the people I care about. Then I let myself relax once, now I can't do fucking anything anymore.
I think legitimately my only hope is to get back up to snuff with web development and then just pray for the AI bubble to burst.
October 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think legitimately my only hope is to get back up to snuff with web development and then just pray for the AI bubble to burst.
I *need* a fucking wfh desk job, but I legitimately don't know how to get anything other than retail without finishing my degree.
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I *need* a fucking wfh desk job, but I legitimately don't know how to get anything other than retail without finishing my degree.
I'm ready for a day off work but also I know that my days off are going to be just me putting in the same amount of hours if not more into cleaning around the house. I'm starting to wonder if 40 hours a week is actually going to be sustainable, but I'm also desperate for the money
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm ready for a day off work but also I know that my days off are going to be just me putting in the same amount of hours if not more into cleaning around the house. I'm starting to wonder if 40 hours a week is actually going to be sustainable, but I'm also desperate for the money
Just started work again after moving across the country. Job is pretty easy, and yet I still slept for damn near 12 hours after clocking out. Jesus I need to get back into the swing of things. Standing around and occasionally stocking shelves should not make me this exhausted.
October 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just started work again after moving across the country. Job is pretty easy, and yet I still slept for damn near 12 hours after clocking out. Jesus I need to get back into the swing of things. Standing around and occasionally stocking shelves should not make me this exhausted.
don't forget that this isn't your home.
don't forget that you left behind everything and everyone you know.
don't forget that you're just another problem.
don't forget that you have nothing to go back to.
don't forget that you left behind everything and everyone you know.
don't forget that you're just another problem.
don't forget that you have nothing to go back to.
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
don't forget that this isn't your home.
don't forget that you left behind everything and everyone you know.
don't forget that you're just another problem.
don't forget that you have nothing to go back to.
don't forget that you left behind everything and everyone you know.
don't forget that you're just another problem.
don't forget that you have nothing to go back to.
saturthuglio
September 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
saturthuglio
I
NEED
BOOTS
NEED
BOOTS
September 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I
NEED
BOOTS
NEED
BOOTS
ace dom that holds your hand and praises you while you're getting your back blown out by a top
September 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
ace dom that holds your hand and praises you while you're getting your back blown out by a top
No I'm not jealous that everyone around me is finding meaningful relationships while people only want me for sex. No I'm totally fine. No yeah being seen as nothing more than a living sex toy certainly is having no ramifications on my psyche.
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
No I'm not jealous that everyone around me is finding meaningful relationships while people only want me for sex. No I'm totally fine. No yeah being seen as nothing more than a living sex toy certainly is having no ramifications on my psyche.
My end goal is to become Milo Rossi with tits
September 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My end goal is to become Milo Rossi with tits