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An old lady sneezed into her hands and immediately slapped her germs onto self-checkout screen. Thankfully, the staff disinfected it before the screen became a biological weapon.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The U.S. has been more of a laughingstock lately…
Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over.

Congratulations, America.
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“I hate broccoli.” (strong)
“I don’t like broccoli.” (neutral).
“I’m not very keen on broccoli.” (soft/polite).

Notice the difference phrase?
September 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Kirk is very smart. He’s able to change the minds of college students because most of them are under 25, and the human brain doesn’t fully finish developing until around age 25—especially the prefrontal cortex, which is responsible for decision-making and self-control.
September 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Abbott needs TX history intervention. After Alamo fell, Sam Houston & TX Army didn’t panic, pulled a plan retreat through multiple locations, training & regrouping while MEX Army wore itself out chasing them for weeks. That’s how they beat @ San Jacinto, not by whatever revision Abbott is pushing.
Texas governor: It’s ‘anti-Texan’ for Dems to flee state | CNN Politics
Gov. Greg Abbot joins The Lead
www.cnn.com
August 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sam Houston warned that corruption, disloyalty to the Constitution, and betrayal of liberty would lead to the downfall of the republic.

Source: The Raven: The Autobiography of Sam Houston
August 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Banker sees the billionaire (who avoids tax) as their own asset. Like a walking stock, growing over time.

And when he finally dies? Yes! Best dead jerk snack they’ve been feeding for years.
August 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Now, this year, another round of (Texas) redistricting is underway—raising concerns about how far they’re willing to go. The system is already out of balance, public education is struggling, and religious influence continues to grow. 2/2
July 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
2021, Texas underwent redistricting that resulted in more GOP-controlled seats, billionaire Tim Dunn’s push to pass a school voucher program. 1/2
July 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I thought Christian supposed protect all children, not blame group they don’t like. If they follow Christ, then why protect their own lawmakers instead doing right thing? That not real value.
July 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Before America had a Constitution…
The Haudenosaunee Confederacy (Native American) had a democracy led by consensus, where women chose the leaders and peace was the law.

Their “Great Law of Peace” helped inspire the US Constitution — including ideas like federalism and checks & balances.
July 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you meet someone who was adopted but doesn’t have U.S. citizenship, tell them to find a trusted immigration attorney—preferably one who offers pro bono services—who can help with everything they need.

DO NOT CONTACT ICE.
June 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In 1903, the US Supreme Court said undocumented Japanese immigrants must get a fair hearing before being deported. The woman in the case won her right to be heard — and she was allowed to stay.
www.historylink.org/File/20597
Supreme Court rules in the Japanese Immigrant Case, <i>Yamataya v. Fi
On April 6, 1903, the United States Supreme Court rules against a Japanese teenager who had petitioned to overturn an order of deportation obtained by immigration officials in Seattle. Also known as
www.historylink.org
May 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When someone messes up, they might dodge questions to avoid blame.
April 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Collective punishment is like a teacher punishing the whole class because one mystery student misbehaved. Similarly, DOGE ‘cracks down’ on Social Security like it’s a crime syndicate—despite fraud being about as common as a winning lottery ticket.
March 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Gulf of America” and the upcoming designation of English as the official language of the US are only SYMBOLIC, not legally binding or enforceable.
March 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Summary: Trump Administration threatens 50 states to abolish DEI by end of Feb, or no federal funding from DoE
White House preparing executive order to abolish the Education Department
President Donald Trump promised for years to abolish the department — which he can't do without congressional approval.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Remember, the US doesn’t have an official language.
January 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“We were wrong that day, we broke the law - there should be no pardons”

Wow, an honest Republican
Convicted US Capitol rioter Pam Hemphill turns down Trump pardon
Former "Maga granny" Pamela Hemphill tells the BBC the Trump government is trying to "rewrite history".
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s sad that most religious people overlook the significant symbolism of the rib representing equality.
January 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Social Security doesn’t cause U.S. debt because it operates as a pay-as-you-go system.
December 18, 2024 at 8:54 PM
For-profit healthcare insurance should have no involvement in our healthcare system.
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December 13, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by Sam the Think
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
theonion.com/insurance-co...
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM