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yes, may I please speak to pizza? (atl hoe)
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Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
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RIP to one of the nicest to ever do it
One of my first Twitter mutuals who showed me so much kindness since we met in 2018. May his memory be a blessing.
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Charles Leon "Chuck" Parkey Obituary (2025) - Longmont, CO - Carroll-Lewellen Funeral & Cremation Services - Longmont
View Charles Leon "Chuck" Parkey's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.
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August 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
RIP to one of the nicest to ever do it
me to me: no it’s okay you haven’t put the TV up babe we just moved in 8 days ago let’s go see a movie and then come home and watch another movie in bed while eating a scrumptious dinner
July 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
me to me: no it’s okay you haven’t put the TV up babe we just moved in 8 days ago let’s go see a movie and then come home and watch another movie in bed while eating a scrumptious dinner
me when I get to assemble furniture, these new bedside tables won’t know what hit em
It'S All Going According To Plan... GIF
Alt: Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants rubbing his hands together with an evil or mischievous look
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July 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
me when I get to assemble furniture, these new bedside tables won’t know what hit em
throwback Thursday to 10 years ago white water rafting with my parents and some family friends 💕 it was a good time and I want to do it again!
July 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
throwback Thursday to 10 years ago white water rafting with my parents and some family friends 💕 it was a good time and I want to do it again!
I slept on a blanket bed on the floor for two nights but finally finished my bed frame yesterday and had a great sleep last night! it was hard to leave bed today though lol
July 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I slept on a blanket bed on the floor for two nights but finally finished my bed frame yesterday and had a great sleep last night! it was hard to leave bed today though lol
moving day. doing my best to remain unstressed by channeling the serenity of Brie enjoying the morning sun ☀️
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
moving day. doing my best to remain unstressed by channeling the serenity of Brie enjoying the morning sun ☀️
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raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible
June 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible
moving day is 2 weeks away
June 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
moving day is 2 weeks away
when the side character with bad vibes and no lines turns out to be the killer in a whodunnit and I called it from episode one by vibes only
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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June 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
when the side character with bad vibes and no lines turns out to be the killer in a whodunnit and I called it from episode one by vibes only
lyin in bed just like Brian Wilson did 💕
June 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
lyin in bed just like Brian Wilson did 💕
just got followed into my neighborhood by a big pickup truck flashing their brights at me and it was frightening 😬 I’m not quick to assume that kind of thing but it was extremely weird
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
just got followed into my neighborhood by a big pickup truck flashing their brights at me and it was frightening 😬 I’m not quick to assume that kind of thing but it was extremely weird
does anyone ACTUALLY mount their curtains close to the ceiling?
I want to know if it really does look good because I’ve never done it and I have the opportunity with the new apartment, but it would require buying new longer curtains
I want to know if it really does look good because I’ve never done it and I have the opportunity with the new apartment, but it would require buying new longer curtains
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
does anyone ACTUALLY mount their curtains close to the ceiling?
I want to know if it really does look good because I’ve never done it and I have the opportunity with the new apartment, but it would require buying new longer curtains
I want to know if it really does look good because I’ve never done it and I have the opportunity with the new apartment, but it would require buying new longer curtains
had an adventure in my car glove box yesterday, where I had CDs from a decade ago… wanted to get in there because I knew I had The Electric Lady by Janelle Monáe, on which there is a song with Prince that is not available to stream… it started pouring while I was in the car but found a fun hoard!
May 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
had an adventure in my car glove box yesterday, where I had CDs from a decade ago… wanted to get in there because I knew I had The Electric Lady by Janelle Monáe, on which there is a song with Prince that is not available to stream… it started pouring while I was in the car but found a fun hoard!
there’s always a little freak in my brain changing the radio station or skipping tracks in the playlist, so today I’ve had both Doja Cat’s Go to Town and Jimmy Buffet’s Come Monday stuck in my head
May 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
there’s always a little freak in my brain changing the radio station or skipping tracks in the playlist, so today I’ve had both Doja Cat’s Go to Town and Jimmy Buffet’s Come Monday stuck in my head
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‘White’ is not an ethnic group it’s basically a political ideology so it can’t be genocided anyway.
May 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
‘White’ is not an ethnic group it’s basically a political ideology so it can’t be genocided anyway.
gotta start watching pottery throwing videos on less than 1x speed because I think watching sped up vids is part of my problem, I’m trying to replicate something that is literally not real, even 1x speed is too fast for me I must go slooooooow
May 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
gotta start watching pottery throwing videos on less than 1x speed because I think watching sped up vids is part of my problem, I’m trying to replicate something that is literally not real, even 1x speed is too fast for me I must go slooooooow
why did you break up and move out?
after over a year he couldn’t respect the DIRTY/CLEAN magnet on the dishwasher
after over a year he couldn’t respect the DIRTY/CLEAN magnet on the dishwasher
May 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
why did you break up and move out?
after over a year he couldn’t respect the DIRTY/CLEAN magnet on the dishwasher
after over a year he couldn’t respect the DIRTY/CLEAN magnet on the dishwasher
AI is like Taylor Swift for me specifically. I like a couple songs. I understand why the proliferation. I think it’s still worse than most other options. I fear but do not think we yet understand the environmental ramifications.
May 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
AI is like Taylor Swift for me specifically. I like a couple songs. I understand why the proliferation. I think it’s still worse than most other options. I fear but do not think we yet understand the environmental ramifications.
I do backwards pomodoro technique, 15 mins of work and then 45 mins of fuckaround time
(if you are affiliated with my employer please note this is a joke on a joke website for jokes, I am of course referring to working on my chores in my free time)
(if you are affiliated with my employer please note this is a joke on a joke website for jokes, I am of course referring to working on my chores in my free time)
May 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I do backwards pomodoro technique, 15 mins of work and then 45 mins of fuckaround time
(if you are affiliated with my employer please note this is a joke on a joke website for jokes, I am of course referring to working on my chores in my free time)
(if you are affiliated with my employer please note this is a joke on a joke website for jokes, I am of course referring to working on my chores in my free time)
the thing about me is, I’m gonna have 10 near identical black tank tops, and I’m gonna opt to keep all of them every time I “purge” my clothing
May 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the thing about me is, I’m gonna have 10 near identical black tank tops, and I’m gonna opt to keep all of them every time I “purge” my clothing
someone sounds like they are shooting a bunch of different semi automatic weapons on their property, nearby enough for me to hear it very loud and clear, and it’s making my anxiety feel crazy
May 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
someone sounds like they are shooting a bunch of different semi automatic weapons on their property, nearby enough for me to hear it very loud and clear, and it’s making my anxiety feel crazy
