Sam Schreiber
@samschreiber.bsky.social
With all the nudes and victims' names released by the DOJ, it's obvious where their priorities were:
Protecting Trump and Republican pedophiles.
Republicans in charge don't care about the victims at all.
The tell is how the DOJ spent their time. They're earning the Pedo Protector title big time.
Protecting Trump and Republican pedophiles.
Republicans in charge don't care about the victims at all.
The tell is how the DOJ spent their time. They're earning the Pedo Protector title big time.
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
With all the nudes and victims' names released by the DOJ, it's obvious where their priorities were:
Protecting Trump and Republican pedophiles.
Republicans in charge don't care about the victims at all.
The tell is how the DOJ spent their time. They're earning the Pedo Protector title big time.
Protecting Trump and Republican pedophiles.
Republicans in charge don't care about the victims at all.
The tell is how the DOJ spent their time. They're earning the Pedo Protector title big time.
QAnon being pretty damn quiet about these pedophiles all up in the White House.
Like it was all a con job or something, huh?
#qanon #bunchofdumbasses
Like it was all a con job or something, huh?
#qanon #bunchofdumbasses
February 3, 2026 at 5:12 AM
QAnon being pretty damn quiet about these pedophiles all up in the White House.
Like it was all a con job or something, huh?
#qanon #bunchofdumbasses
Like it was all a con job or something, huh?
#qanon #bunchofdumbasses
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Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
Republicans, what do you think? Are you ready to see the Proud Boys shot down in the street? Ready for the next Kyle Rittenhouse to bleed out in the gutter, riddled by bullets from masked Feds?
No?
Then you should really be thinking hard about what's going in Minneapolis.
Vote carefully.
No?
Then you should really be thinking hard about what's going in Minneapolis.
Vote carefully.
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Republicans, what do you think? Are you ready to see the Proud Boys shot down in the street? Ready for the next Kyle Rittenhouse to bleed out in the gutter, riddled by bullets from masked Feds?
No?
Then you should really be thinking hard about what's going in Minneapolis.
Vote carefully.
No?
Then you should really be thinking hard about what's going in Minneapolis.
Vote carefully.
Trump takes sloppy seconds possession of a peace prize.
"How did I get this? Great story. I shoved a woman to the ground and pried it from her fingers. I'm the greatest peace maker of all time."
"How did I get this? Great story. I shoved a woman to the ground and pried it from her fingers. I'm the greatest peace maker of all time."
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Trump takes sloppy seconds possession of a peace prize.
"How did I get this? Great story. I shoved a woman to the ground and pried it from her fingers. I'm the greatest peace maker of all time."
"How did I get this? Great story. I shoved a woman to the ground and pried it from her fingers. I'm the greatest peace maker of all time."
CBS News is now run by Bari Weiss, a MAGA mouthpiece, who's turning it into Pravda West.
At the Golden Globes, Nikki Glaser told a perfect joke.
The network is "Americans’ newest place to ‘See BS News.’"
At the Golden Globes, Nikki Glaser told a perfect joke.
The network is "Americans’ newest place to ‘See BS News.’"
January 13, 2026 at 4:29 AM
CBS News is now run by Bari Weiss, a MAGA mouthpiece, who's turning it into Pravda West.
At the Golden Globes, Nikki Glaser told a perfect joke.
The network is "Americans’ newest place to ‘See BS News.’"
At the Golden Globes, Nikki Glaser told a perfect joke.
The network is "Americans’ newest place to ‘See BS News.’"
Every blacked-out line is a Republican pedophile.
And there are a LOT of blacked-out lines.
And there are a LOT of blacked-out lines.
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Every blacked-out line is a Republican pedophile.
And there are a LOT of blacked-out lines.
And there are a LOT of blacked-out lines.
Apparently the Department of Pedophile Protection has a bit more work to do protecting pedophiles.
They're breaking the law by not releasing "all" the Epstein files by December 19, 2025.
The DOJ of the US is breaking the law to protect pedophiles.
Remember it.
They're breaking the law by not releasing "all" the Epstein files by December 19, 2025.
The DOJ of the US is breaking the law to protect pedophiles.
Remember it.
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Apparently the Department of Pedophile Protection has a bit more work to do protecting pedophiles.
They're breaking the law by not releasing "all" the Epstein files by December 19, 2025.
The DOJ of the US is breaking the law to protect pedophiles.
Remember it.
They're breaking the law by not releasing "all" the Epstein files by December 19, 2025.
The DOJ of the US is breaking the law to protect pedophiles.
Remember it.
Susan Wiles is the real life Dolores Umbridge.
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Susan Wiles is the real life Dolores Umbridge.
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Susie Wiles was totally mis-quoted in Vanity Fair!
"VF quoted me as saying Elon Musk is an avowed ketamine user. That was out of context!
"What happened was, he was snorting ketamine off the president's desk in the Oval Office and I said 'Stop that right now, you goddamned ketamine addict!'"
"VF quoted me as saying Elon Musk is an avowed ketamine user. That was out of context!
"What happened was, he was snorting ketamine off the president's desk in the Oval Office and I said 'Stop that right now, you goddamned ketamine addict!'"
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Susie Wiles was totally mis-quoted in Vanity Fair!
"VF quoted me as saying Elon Musk is an avowed ketamine user. That was out of context!
"What happened was, he was snorting ketamine off the president's desk in the Oval Office and I said 'Stop that right now, you goddamned ketamine addict!'"
"VF quoted me as saying Elon Musk is an avowed ketamine user. That was out of context!
"What happened was, he was snorting ketamine off the president's desk in the Oval Office and I said 'Stop that right now, you goddamned ketamine addict!'"
Donald Trump knows affordability! At his most recent rally, he got right to the point:
"Snakes are really something. They have venom, did you know that? They killed 28,000 people in Peru just last week. My daughter Ivanka is so hot--"
<12 minutes of snoring>
"Snakes are really something. They have venom, did you know that? They killed 28,000 people in Peru just last week. My daughter Ivanka is so hot--"
<12 minutes of snoring>
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Donald Trump knows affordability! At his most recent rally, he got right to the point:
"Snakes are really something. They have venom, did you know that? They killed 28,000 people in Peru just last week. My daughter Ivanka is so hot--"
<12 minutes of snoring>
"Snakes are really something. They have venom, did you know that? They killed 28,000 people in Peru just last week. My daughter Ivanka is so hot--"
<12 minutes of snoring>
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The US government is now a mafia organization.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The US government is now a mafia organization.
Pete Hegseth on the fog of war:
"So after the boat was blown up, we observed two guys hanging on the wreckage. My orders to 'kill everyone' were then followed by way of a second strike, which killed them. It was a fog of war. No one knew anything that was happening. See? Fog of war."
"So after the boat was blown up, we observed two guys hanging on the wreckage. My orders to 'kill everyone' were then followed by way of a second strike, which killed them. It was a fog of war. No one knew anything that was happening. See? Fog of war."
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pete Hegseth on the fog of war:
"So after the boat was blown up, we observed two guys hanging on the wreckage. My orders to 'kill everyone' were then followed by way of a second strike, which killed them. It was a fog of war. No one knew anything that was happening. See? Fog of war."
"So after the boat was blown up, we observed two guys hanging on the wreckage. My orders to 'kill everyone' were then followed by way of a second strike, which killed them. It was a fog of war. No one knew anything that was happening. See? Fog of war."
The president knows affordability!
"I'm the affordability president! The meat, it costs less. 8.49 is less than 5.25. I like the poorly educated because they don't know which numbers are higher. Quiet, piggy. I blame Bid--."
<32 minutes of snoring>
"I'm the affordability president! The meat, it costs less. 8.49 is less than 5.25. I like the poorly educated because they don't know which numbers are higher. Quiet, piggy. I blame Bid--."
<32 minutes of snoring>
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The president knows affordability!
"I'm the affordability president! The meat, it costs less. 8.49 is less than 5.25. I like the poorly educated because they don't know which numbers are higher. Quiet, piggy. I blame Bid--."
<32 minutes of snoring>
"I'm the affordability president! The meat, it costs less. 8.49 is less than 5.25. I like the poorly educated because they don't know which numbers are higher. Quiet, piggy. I blame Bid--."
<32 minutes of snoring>
JD Vance talks turkey. Speaking to our military:
"If you say you like turkey, you're full of shit. Seriously. Turkey is the worst. I'm wearing an adult diaper full of liquified turkey right now and I can tell you it's no fun. Fuck turkey. Fuck you. Fuck all of you."
Stay classy, JD.
"If you say you like turkey, you're full of shit. Seriously. Turkey is the worst. I'm wearing an adult diaper full of liquified turkey right now and I can tell you it's no fun. Fuck turkey. Fuck you. Fuck all of you."
Stay classy, JD.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
JD Vance talks turkey. Speaking to our military:
"If you say you like turkey, you're full of shit. Seriously. Turkey is the worst. I'm wearing an adult diaper full of liquified turkey right now and I can tell you it's no fun. Fuck turkey. Fuck you. Fuck all of you."
Stay classy, JD.
"If you say you like turkey, you're full of shit. Seriously. Turkey is the worst. I'm wearing an adult diaper full of liquified turkey right now and I can tell you it's no fun. Fuck turkey. Fuck you. Fuck all of you."
Stay classy, JD.
Trump is about to declare war on Venezuela over "narcoterrorism" and then pardons the former president of Honduras who was CONVICTED OF DRUG TRAFFICKING.
Venezuela is a distraction from the Epstein files.
And some rich a-hole Honduran guy is funneling money into Trump's pocket.
Venezuela is a distraction from the Epstein files.
And some rich a-hole Honduran guy is funneling money into Trump's pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Trump is about to declare war on Venezuela over "narcoterrorism" and then pardons the former president of Honduras who was CONVICTED OF DRUG TRAFFICKING.
Venezuela is a distraction from the Epstein files.
And some rich a-hole Honduran guy is funneling money into Trump's pocket.
Venezuela is a distraction from the Epstein files.
And some rich a-hole Honduran guy is funneling money into Trump's pocket.
"Quiet, Piggy."
As much as we already know what he thinks of women, it's still shocking he would say this. For that to happen, it needs--
An internal voice that denigrates women.
Dementia, short circuiting the control not to say the words aloud.
He hates women and he has dementia.
#quietpiggy
As much as we already know what he thinks of women, it's still shocking he would say this. For that to happen, it needs--
An internal voice that denigrates women.
Dementia, short circuiting the control not to say the words aloud.
He hates women and he has dementia.
#quietpiggy
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Quiet, Piggy."
As much as we already know what he thinks of women, it's still shocking he would say this. For that to happen, it needs--
An internal voice that denigrates women.
Dementia, short circuiting the control not to say the words aloud.
He hates women and he has dementia.
#quietpiggy
As much as we already know what he thinks of women, it's still shocking he would say this. For that to happen, it needs--
An internal voice that denigrates women.
Dementia, short circuiting the control not to say the words aloud.
He hates women and he has dementia.
#quietpiggy
Tariffs aren't taxes! Although we're lowering a number of them to make food less expensive.
Now you may ask, "If tariffs aren't taxes, then how would lowering them lower the cost of food?"
To that I answ- oh, look at the time. Gotta go.
Now you may ask, "If tariffs aren't taxes, then how would lowering them lower the cost of food?"
To that I answ- oh, look at the time. Gotta go.
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Tariffs aren't taxes! Although we're lowering a number of them to make food less expensive.
Now you may ask, "If tariffs aren't taxes, then how would lowering them lower the cost of food?"
To that I answ- oh, look at the time. Gotta go.
Now you may ask, "If tariffs aren't taxes, then how would lowering them lower the cost of food?"
To that I answ- oh, look at the time. Gotta go.
Epstein wrote to Ghislaine Maxwell on April 2, 2011: “I want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. Police chief. etc. im 75 % there.”
The dog is barking now.
The dog is barking now.
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Epstein wrote to Ghislaine Maxwell on April 2, 2011: “I want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. Police chief. etc. im 75 % there.”
The dog is barking now.
The dog is barking now.
Trump praising the reopening agreement says everything you need to know. Dems got nothing. Capitulated for no reason.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Trump praising the reopening agreement says everything you need to know. Dems got nothing. Capitulated for no reason.
With extrajudicial killings, Trump is walking the path of Rodrigo Duterte, former president of the Philippines, whose death squads murdered thousands and who bragged about doing the deed himself.
Duterte is currently awaiting trial by the ICC.
Our president deserves the same.
Duterte is currently awaiting trial by the ICC.
Our president deserves the same.
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
With extrajudicial killings, Trump is walking the path of Rodrigo Duterte, former president of the Philippines, whose death squads murdered thousands and who bragged about doing the deed himself.
Duterte is currently awaiting trial by the ICC.
Our president deserves the same.
Duterte is currently awaiting trial by the ICC.
Our president deserves the same.
On the other hand, Trump did win the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, so he's got that going for him.
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
On the other hand, Trump did win the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, so he's got that going for him.
Dave Chappelle knows free speech!
"I never felt more free to speak my mind than here at the comedy show in Saudi Arabia.
"And in return I got these 8.8 lbs of $100s (a cool $400k), complete with instruction about how remove all the traces of blood.
"Peace and love, bitchez."
"I never felt more free to speak my mind than here at the comedy show in Saudi Arabia.
"And in return I got these 8.8 lbs of $100s (a cool $400k), complete with instruction about how remove all the traces of blood.
"Peace and love, bitchez."
October 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dave Chappelle knows free speech!
"I never felt more free to speak my mind than here at the comedy show in Saudi Arabia.
"And in return I got these 8.8 lbs of $100s (a cool $400k), complete with instruction about how remove all the traces of blood.
"Peace and love, bitchez."
"I never felt more free to speak my mind than here at the comedy show in Saudi Arabia.
"And in return I got these 8.8 lbs of $100s (a cool $400k), complete with instruction about how remove all the traces of blood.
"Peace and love, bitchez."
With all the gold dripping around now at the White House, it's like a shower of gold.
A golden shower, you might say.
A golden shower, you might say.
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
With all the gold dripping around now at the White House, it's like a shower of gold.
A golden shower, you might say.
A golden shower, you might say.