Tim
@samonymous.bsky.social
Graphic Designer working on a UX Design Certificate
Macro Photographer
Art Lover
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Macro Photographer
Art Lover
Gamer
Highlights from my last Spotify wrap-up*. Like last year, October had a large influence on the results. Top .008% of Newton Brothers listeners though! People are missing out!
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Highlights from my last Spotify wrap-up*. Like last year, October had a large influence on the results. Top .008% of Newton Brothers listeners though! People are missing out!
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
Marie Callender - ruining Thanksgivings for only $6.49.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Marie Callender - ruining Thanksgivings for only $6.49.
Hurray, voting!
Go vote!
Go vote!
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hurray, voting!
Go vote!
Go vote!
From the first Halloween I should have missed due to being dead (2020).
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
From the first Halloween I should have missed due to being dead (2020).
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
We moved here when I was seven. Coming from a state that celebrated Columbus Day I asked, "why don't we get this day off of school?" When I was told why, I went "oh, I get it."
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
October 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We moved here when I was seven. Coming from a state that celebrated Columbus Day I asked, "why don't we get this day off of school?" When I was told why, I went "oh, I get it."
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
The other day I was thinking about the several dozens of pumpkins I tossed into the small, wooded area across from my old many years ago. I wonder if anything ever grew.
October 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The other day I was thinking about the several dozens of pumpkins I tossed into the small, wooded area across from my old many years ago. I wonder if anything ever grew.
Shit. I forgot about Bluesky and have been doomscrolling the ol' book of faces. 😱
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Shit. I forgot about Bluesky and have been doomscrolling the ol' book of faces. 😱
The goldenrod has begun to bloom! Our yard is full of pollinators! How many can you find in this pic! As an estimate, I'd say there were at least 10-15.
August 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The goldenrod has begun to bloom! Our yard is full of pollinators! How many can you find in this pic! As an estimate, I'd say there were at least 10-15.
I cannot wait until the fall so I can watch Halloween Ends another 20 times!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
August 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I cannot wait until the fall so I can watch Halloween Ends another 20 times!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
Look who I ran into (if you can see him).
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
August 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Look who I ran into (if you can see him).
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
Checked out Duck in Eagan today. Way pricey, the machines are rigged, but if you spend enough or have trouble getting them, staff will open the machine so you can just knock it in - which is how we got these two Pokemon.
July 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Checked out Duck in Eagan today. Way pricey, the machines are rigged, but if you spend enough or have trouble getting them, staff will open the machine so you can just knock it in - which is how we got these two Pokemon.
Not a cat, or my cat. She's the best cat!
July 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not a cat, or my cat. She's the best cat!
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Nine years ago today, 32-year-old Philando Castile was pulled over by a police officer for a broken taillight outside of St. Paul, Minnesota. Philando was a licensed gun owner who informed the officers that he was exercising his right to carry. The officer responded by shooting him in seconds. 🧵
July 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Nine years ago today, 32-year-old Philando Castile was pulled over by a police officer for a broken taillight outside of St. Paul, Minnesota. Philando was a licensed gun owner who informed the officers that he was exercising his right to carry. The officer responded by shooting him in seconds. 🧵
It's hot, huh?
'You ever been in a storm Wally' ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA #funny #shorts
YouTube video by It's Always Funny in Philly
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June 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's hot, huh?
Met a new friend at the zoo today. He's my "ze-bruh."
June 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Met a new friend at the zoo today. He's my "ze-bruh."
If it wasn't for my fecking knees and neck, I would have been out there today. No kings!
Feck Fascism!
Feck Fascism!
June 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If it wasn't for my fecking knees and neck, I would have been out there today. No kings!
Feck Fascism!
Feck Fascism!
I was an usher at Disney's Wide World of Sports Complex in Orlando for the 2006 Atlanta Brave's spring training. One day they played the LA Dodgers, which brought both Mia Hamm and Tommy Lasorda to my section - Tommy was in the third row, Mia right behind him in the fourth.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was an usher at Disney's Wide World of Sports Complex in Orlando for the 2006 Atlanta Brave's spring training. One day they played the LA Dodgers, which brought both Mia Hamm and Tommy Lasorda to my section - Tommy was in the third row, Mia right behind him in the fourth.
Reposted by Tim
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit