Samantha 🏳️⚧️
@sammywammy4.bsky.social
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
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Watch me play games on twitch. Or else. https://www.twitch.tv/shme_gurrl
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Samantha 🏳️⚧️
@sammywammy4.bsky.social
· Oct 15
Liking your own posts is self care actually
Who daaaares awake the queeeeen from her slumbeeeerrrr.
*it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.*
Ffffuuuuuuuck.
*it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.*
Ffffuuuuuuuck.
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Who daaaares awake the queeeeen from her slumbeeeerrrr.
*it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.*
Ffffuuuuuuuck.
*it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.*
Ffffuuuuuuuck.
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Looking for October, anyone know where it went?
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Looking for October, anyone know where it went?
Follow my inapiration? Well I'm INSPIRED to be a cranky bitch
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Follow my inapiration? Well I'm INSPIRED to be a cranky bitch
Fucking around: free spirited. Being your best self. Reconnecting with your inner child.
Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil
In this essay I will -
Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil
In this essay I will -
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fucking around: free spirited. Being your best self. Reconnecting with your inner child.
Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil
In this essay I will -
Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil
In this essay I will -
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"Until my final breath, I will NEVER understand how January 6th wasn't the last straw for EVERYONE."
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
"Until my final breath, I will NEVER understand how January 6th wasn't the last straw for EVERYONE."
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a straight jacket made for two
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
a straight jacket made for two
Chasing my antidepressants with a can of beer
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Chasing my antidepressants with a can of beer
I would eat my veggies, but many veggies are green. As we all know, green is not a creative color. How can I create if I'm full of green?
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I would eat my veggies, but many veggies are green. As we all know, green is not a creative color. How can I create if I'm full of green?
This week I do solemnly swear to do my absolute best to not fuck any pumpkins.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This week I do solemnly swear to do my absolute best to not fuck any pumpkins.
Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :)
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :)
When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers
Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink
Gotta make mistakes to learn from mistakes
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Gotta make mistakes to learn from mistakes
Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town
Man, a lot of my childhood friends, peers, and bullies were REALLY jealous of my Neutron Style
October 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Man, a lot of my childhood friends, peers, and bullies were REALLY jealous of my Neutron Style
Me repeating "making shitty art does not make me a shitty person" as I write the longest shitpost of my life
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Me repeating "making shitty art does not make me a shitty person" as I write the longest shitpost of my life
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A light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out are my big tits and fat ass.
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out are my big tits and fat ass.
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Remember when the jocks used to kick the shit out of the nerds.
We could bring that back for incels and fascists.
We could bring that back for incels and fascists.
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle," says Roger Davis, a Cybertruck owner.
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
Davis also uses the Grok feature in the car: "Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist."
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Remember when the jocks used to kick the shit out of the nerds.
We could bring that back for incels and fascists.
We could bring that back for incels and fascists.
Telling myself I'm invincible to manifest a shred of that confidence
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Telling myself I'm invincible to manifest a shred of that confidence
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Sorry I missed our wedding, the cat was asleep on my lap.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sorry I missed our wedding, the cat was asleep on my lap.
Everything I succeed at is to spite the gods that thought they could nerf me
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Everything I succeed at is to spite the gods that thought they could nerf me
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